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[Mysterious Mr. X]

Other than the one in my signature, my friend mischievous_talent has one in his siggy that says "today cannever be tomorrow...but tomorrow today will be yesterday"...Your collection is one to be admired *applaudes*

[Bishiglomper]

Wow. Where has this thread been all my Gaian life? Thank you for making me realize how ******** up Gaia and the real world is. It's made my day. xd

I might have a worthy quote... that comes to mind anyhow.

It was my 15th birthday. I only had two friends so one brought her 18 yr old friends and her 7yr. old neice over. At some point we were eating pixi stix and While this was happening, I wrote it down in a form of a mastercard commercial:

Powdered sugar: 1.60
4 liters of Vanilla Coke: 6.00
a room filled with teenage girls screaming lesbians, with guys screaming for their mommies:
Priceless

The girls include the 7 yr. old. You'll be happy to know that one of those said guys is my friend's fiancé. xd

Ah.. good times.. good times.

(Edit: Stupid me! Did I ALSO mention that the guy's mother IS a lesbian? Hahahahaha! How ironic can you get?) xd xd xd

[Bishiglomper]

Heh.. how about this one?

Jen = my 24 yr old sister

Jen: "Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weener.. then everybody'd be in love with me~"
Me: "I'm not in love with an Oscar Meyer weener..."
Jen: "...maybe you haven't found the right one."

._.;

[Pride of the Peaches]

That was awesome... I can't believe I read it all. Wow.

Well, here's a quote I just saw on my thread.

demona_girl6

Well, for me the fact that houses gets in the way when you're trying to stalk someone, well they ask for it, i really hate it when one of those stuck up ppl think that they're all that with their cool clothes who doesn't acknowledge you when you greet them, think that they're depressed and belong to the same stupid depressed group and they cast you out, it makes ya want to hump them and i did! It felt great! And that my friend is why half of the gaian ppl hump, some idiot maybe just wants to hump for no apparent reason. That's all i have to say...

To which I responded:

Do you hump people in real life when they get on your nerves? lol

[Grotesque Vanity]

Best thread ever. ='' D

*subscribes~*

[monascas banana]

Whooo, great thread.
Here's a quote!

Quote:

if u dont punch cats u are a loser stare



i dont associate w/losars stare stare stare stare stare dramallama

[I Feel Toast]

Sauce Packet

Wow, see now...what you just did
is the equivalant of a crazy old lady
randomly coming up to you and telling
you some snippit of a childhood story
in which you know jack s**t about and
then walking off with a smile after shitting
in her depends...

The GeeDee's getting bad, but NOT THAT BAD

[LetoLights]

I just found this one in the GD. I'm not sure if it's thread worthy, but I lol'ed.

Poster 2

Poster 1

I hate the ones who think they're all "gangster" and think it's cool to swear and s**t.

Amazing.

Edit: I just edited the post to make it "anonymous". <.<;

[Keikou Tenshin]

Omg, brilliant. ='D *subscribes* AND! I have a quote for you! It just happened in my house a few minutes ago. o.o;;

Keikou Tenshin

Keikou's Little Sister

*after talking with Mom* Right, Keikou, it's bad luck to smell basil?

Yeah, if there isn't any around.

[[Popo-the-Strange]]

fairy_chick12

Ukraine has eggs

fancy eggs

just felt like the world should know

[I Feel Toast]

fairy_chick12

fairy_chick12

Ukraine has eggs

fancy eggs

just felt like the world should know

I was just in that thread..."get your head out of your pysanky" I said to the guy, then you posted shortly afterward :B

[Limited99012]

wow

amazing = yeh

I have a leg cramp

now I feel special
but

your crazy

[Heartless Heroine]

OldRawsUshi

R

unning around like a Nekkid Poptart.
That's Hot.

[Bare Naked Mizzie]

xD This thread is grand.

[Heartless Heroine]

A

nd may I ask what the Devil that is in your Signature?