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[Keikou Tenshin]

sirk511

Suki Sue

So GD, exactly a week ago today I was at school and there is so much friggen drama between my friends, But that's not the point.
So I get home and I'm discussing with my mom how bad of a day I had. When I turn to go down the stairs and I friggen dislocate my knee and fall down the stairs. All like 18 of them. neutral so i'm on crutches now. and they don't know whats wrong with my knee. fml.

Discuss:
fml stories.
Irony
whatever else.:3

u have 18 knees quick call spider man

[Mechanical Fetus2]

Wicked Nu Fetish

H e l l o Pluto

You meet a stranger you slip one on you dance all night and then you toss it out, the condom not the stranger.

Discuss:
Why do they make glow in the dark condoms?
Lightsabor fight?
Marla Singer

Hell no, I leave it on so it crusts, sleep with it then pee it off in the morning.
Feels good man.

From "The condom is like the glass slipper of this generation" thread.

[Mechanical Fetus2]

Keikou Tenshin

sirk511

Suki Sue

So GD, exactly a week ago today I was at school and there is so much friggen drama between my friends, But that's not the point.
So I get home and I'm discussing with my mom how bad of a day I had. When I turn to go down the stairs and I friggen dislocate my knee and fall down the stairs. All like 18 of them. neutral so i'm on crutches now. and they don't know whats wrong with my knee. fml.

Discuss:
fml stories.
Irony
whatever else.:3

u have 18 knees quick call spider man

Oh s**t, I was in that thread lurking. o=

and for another quote:

Tuah

Purge your sinful ways and convert to Sexism!

Follow the 10 commandments!

1. Thou shalt get thine freak on.
2. Thou shalt not covet thine neighbor's wife. Instead, invite them both over.
3. It is better for a man's seed to fall into the belly of a whore than on the ground.
4. Be generous; lend thine neighbor fifty bucks or so of thine currency so that he may uphold the third comandment.
5. When life givest thou lemons, make lmaonade. Then find another whose life hast given them vodka, and have thine self a party.
6. Respect thine father and mother. Takest the hint, and get lost every once in a while.
7. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thine neighbor. Always have more than one witness.
8. Thou shalt not rape, unless thine partner is into that kind of thing.
9. Thou shalt not make wrongful use of the name of your God, except in the bedroom.
10. Rogues do it from behind.

[Demonic Tendency]

merissa rose

ii_RaWr_SeXxEh_BoYz_ii

merissa rose

ii_RaWr_SeXxEh_BoYz_ii

It was their choice. For all of those people going " They divorced and they could have to sell that mansion worth 1.1 Mil~ Oh big deal! My house is worth more.... MUCH more.... and infact, My parents dont have 8 children. They have 4..... And I have a 9 bedroom home. Big whoop dit-ti doo-da... I aint being filmed for television. They should....... JUST GET OVER IT AND GO TO MARRIAGE COUNCILING DAMN IT! whee

stop flaunting your moneh
or you ish gonna get raped. o.O

Rape = ME ISH HAPPY

Lulz!

eek

[Demonic Tendency]

feral soldier

CH00F

Ok, stop with the nazism and racism and dumb bullshit.

Btw.

Your maturity will be remembered for generations to come, good Sir.

[Keikou Tenshin]

flamingo mosh pit

lets get creepy

LeonaLoir

those ARE 2 guys

what the ******** is the 'hot family' folder for

lollllllllllllll'd

[IY_and_MCR]

Learning to scream thread:

Of Your Beauty

Fried Eagle Mind

Of Your Beauty

Swallow shattered glass. When your s**t begins to resemble grated cheese then you're ready, young padawan.

This is pretty much what everyone else does, and listen to them, they sound great.

This.

Listen to any Death Metal or Black Metal vocalist on any album. And check out all these testimonies from using Dr. Amanda's Wonderful Vocal-Improvement Shattered Glass!

"I use it everyday before I record an album. The blood coming from my throat really just gives it that extra touch so I can pretend I have tuberculosis." -Corpsegrinder.

"When I was just a poor boy in my mother's basement in Antartica, I used Dr. Amanda's glass at every meal. Now I play D&D with the pagan gods in the blackest tr00est kvltest moonforest of the pagan vastlands." - Abbath

"HGFHGEGYOPGFOUDGOSGDIGDIP:IUAPIUGPIGEPUSDPOGSDJWBG" - Dani Filth

[Demonic Tendency]

No Coats

bloodfire V3

No Coats

3. Venus is trying to advertise to women, since women shave their legs. If you're one of the rare breeds of men who actually shave their legs, then go ahead and protest.

I shave parts of my body on occasion, seeing as some women enjoy to have a shaved men at times.

But Venus is a woman's razor. Unless you want your balls silky smooth-- scratch that.

[Anteater Dwile Flonking]

In a thread about "What kind of girl are you looking for?"

kageling

Convulsive Gummi Bear

Someone who will be My Sunshine,
my only Sunshine.. ;3

Wear sunglasses!

[Anteater Dwile Flonking]

Candy Flavored Kittens

Woo, you discovered your v****a. Congratulations. -.-

[Anteater Dwile Flonking]

Man1c Martini

Metaphors be with you.

[I Feel Toast]

Wow, it's been a while since I've posted here!

[Terra Fiore]

I Feel Toast

Wow, it's been a while since I've posted here!

Okay, so would I be considered lame if I told you that I just spent the last two hours reading all of the quotes and laughing my a** off? On second thought...yes.. yes it would. So I just won't tell you. 3nodding

[I Feel Toast]

Terra Fiore

I Feel Toast

Wow, it's been a while since I've posted here!

Okay, so would I be considered lame if I told you that I just spent the last two hours reading all of the quotes and laughing my a** off? On second thought...yes.. yes it would. So I just won't tell you. 3nodding

Excellent... whee