Oh my god!I finally found a thread that I can relate too!
I'm a 5year old whore who makes porn by making love to yellow plastic cars .I only do that so I can buy pounds of cocaine for my dead brother who got killed by standing up to my pimp because he slaps me around with dead rotten fish.
My pimp,santa claus does that because it makes him feel better about himself of the fact that he's a 20year old invisable non exsisting gothic cow who eats weed,(dandelion only).
But I robbed a sperm bank to give it to my 11year old lesbien parner so we can have triplets together but to only find out by my albino docter that lesbiens can't have babies in a public mall because it's against the law.
But we only want to make love in a mall in public so people passing by with bags from Reebok can donate of our love making.
I'm the most original person in this thread because of the way I am.I'm a nudist who wears green catsuits only because I like the way it makes me feel really slutty and it makes me feel really femine but of the fact that I am a male human made of chocolate that is only visable to fat greek kids with asthma.
I question my sexuality a lot because I am not sure if I am a lesbien.bi-sexual or straight.But I still wonder if I am a guy or a girl. But all i know is that the voices in my head tell me a lot of money making ideas.
Like finding osama and making a porn video with him with a fetus of a** hair as the main idea.But to obtain all that a** hair we got to ride the purple-nurble wooden dragon down to washington to shave george bush's a**.
Then when I was 12 i ran away from my cheese-addited aunt to join the gay circus which involes my mom juggling lesbiens,my cow friend walking across feilds and many more attractions coming to your city next monday!!
SO BEAT THAT!