Funniest things people have said in ZOMG

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iDerelict

Gold Beach
Friend: "Someone stole my chest!"
Me: "Someone stole your boobs?"

rofl I was there for that. Was hilarious.

[JoanTheDark]

"Give me some money so I can buy armor"

"Give me some Charge orbs"

"I prefer to play Ragnarok" (rofl)

"Stop killing my monsters D:"

"Someone heal me!" (and that person is dazed)

[Sarcastic Lemons]

iDerelict

Village Green
Me: "NOBODY MOVE, I've lost my balls..."

DMP
Random Crew Member: "I've had enough of these Mother ******** Snakes on this mother ********.... Graveyard"

Bill's Ranch
Me: "QUIT STEALING MY FLUFFY LITTLE BALLS DAMNIT!"

Zen
Friend: "I'm being molested by lanterns."
Me: "Bastards, I'm the only person allowed to lick you like a lollipop!"

Friend: "Ahhh Cherri Fluffs the Iraqi Terrorists of gaia."
Me: " Do they Jihad Alalalalalaalalalalalala Boom?"

Bass'ken
Me: "Hey everyone, I brought you all Gifts" -Enters a flock of Gift Boxes-
-everyone gets taken out-
Me: "Sorry guys, they said something about wanting me inside of them... So.... Yea I was going to share the stimulation..."

Gold Beach
Friend: "Someone stole my chest!"
Me: "Someone stole your boobs?"

Final Boss
Friend: "How is He stearing that thing with his arms crossed?"
Friend2: "I don't think I want to know!"

Me: "Did he uber pwn us with his p***s?"
Friend: Well I saw white stuff... So I guess so."

Mother ******** snakes on this mother ******** graveyard LOL lol

[Altearithe]

"When god gives you lemons, find a new god".
o.o

[ReiNiente]

I Rickrolled everybody in Zen Gardens once.

[bob_kun]

Person 1: LANDSHARK!
Person 2: Now you tell me, I thought it was a golem, and I'm 8.5


I thought that was amusing.
Another thing was when I was with a crew at omgwtf and they kept screaming "HEAL HIM"
While I got hit with 1's.

Some other amusing things..
Person1- Anyone wanna grind with me?
Person2- Oh yah baby.

Guy in village greens asking how to heal and when he gets dazed, saying he's quitting the game because it's stupid that he got dazed. XD

[Bebbo]

"Did you fill the box?"

"Not even close"

[Phyrone_Phynix]

i did this on crew chat:
Me: Phyrone_Phynix just upgraded a chuck norris ring to c.l 1,000,000!
crew member 1: dude, is that possible?
c. member 2: * stare face* he typed it, dumbass...
c. member 1: WOW! how'd he do it?
Me: roflmaool!

[PowderedVinegar]

I screamed 'landshark' in otami and someone actually asked 'WHERE!'

[AresLaw]

StregaLilly

iDerelict

Village Green
Me: "NOBODY MOVE, I've lost my balls..."

DMP
Random Crew Member: "I've had enough of these Mother ******** Snakes on this mother ********.... Graveyard"

Bill's Ranch
Me: "QUIT STEALING MY FLUFFY LITTLE BALLS DAMNIT!"

Zen
Friend: "I'm being molested by lanterns."
Me: "Bastards, I'm the only person allowed to lick you like a lollipop!"

Friend: "Ahhh Cherri Fluffs the Iraqi Terrorists of gaia."
Me: " Do they Jihad Alalalalalaalalalalalala Boom?"

Bass'ken
Me: "Hey everyone, I brought you all Gifts" -Enters a flock of Gift Boxes-
-everyone gets taken out-
Me: "Sorry guys, they said something about wanting me inside of them... So.... Yea I was going to share the stimulation..."

Gold Beach
Friend: "Someone stole my chest!"
Me: "Someone stole your boobs?"

Final Boss
Friend: "How is He stearing that thing with his arms crossed?"
Friend2: "I don't think I want to know!"

Me: "Did he uber pwn us with his p***s?"
Friend: Well I saw white stuff... So I guess so."

BEST.QUOTE.EVER.

[Chicken Stars]

In Bass'ken

Someone: LANDSHARK!!
Me: ._.;; Those are in Gold Beach..

xD I figure they saw someone use Shark Attack or something.

[Shima Shinji]

"n!gga i be b...hin these lanterns"

"Don't worry guys, he's not even Latino"

"yeah shima u b...h ur not black"

"You're right."

Yes, he censored himself. No, I still don't know where he was going with that. I don't know if I'm supposed to be insulted or what.

[Squ1rt]

PowderedVinegar

me: >sitting down charging some stamina<
momma fluff walked by "ahh that feels nice"
innocent bystanders: o.0
momma fluff: "ewww what stink"
me: did she just take a dump?

Omg I can't stop laughing at this one XD

[s o c k t o p u s - - x]

"We are..."
"Cavernously...."
"Achingly..."
"EMPTY!"
"FILL THE BOX!"

Just love them.
Or.....
I was in Bill's Ranch.
Some random noob in area chat: "OMGWTFRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111"
That was the actual quote. He was PWN'ed by a Skeeter.

[I Caffeinated Kitten I]

Just now.
While dazed Wen and i became cheerleaders.

That. Just. Happened. </Ricky Bobby>