Funniest things people have said in ZOMG

[i mwah you]

Katsumis Kokeshi Doll

Sitting in the Doll spawn corner under a tree, setting it to local chat and going "Eat fan, Naturals!" while people who didn't know what was going on looked for Kat's doll. Great fun, really. Their reactions, that is.

"Whaaa i cant find the doll! why cant i target it?!"

AHAHAH WIN

[Cookie Fluff]

xD There are some very entertaining conversations in Gold Beach. Funnest time was trying to lure out landshark by singing and dancing.

[I Caffeinated Kitten I]

I was bored waiting for everyone's stam to recharge in shallow sea and used the chat action to type,
Rapture Porcelain Doll snatches goldfish for her tank.
One of my crew actually walked over to the fish in questions and said,
"guys how do I snatch fish?"
rofl

[Valkyrie_Saphria]

Bacillus Anthracis

I wish they were zombies. That would've been fun (and totally in keeping with Gaia's love of zombies, grombies, and then zombies again).

@Jerrit: xD Thanks. I was really bored, my last quest for Logan wasn't registering, and I was getting ready to send my rings back to my main anyhow. So I was like, sure. Why not mess with some poor people who have no clue what's going on?

It wouldn't be zombies though. If you read the comics, the Animated are the biggest threat to come to Gaia that everyone (including zombies) need to band together to defeat.

[Sakokuruto]

Rapture Porcelain Doll

I was bored waiting for everyone's stam to recharge in shallow sea and used the chat action to type,
Rapture Porcelain Doll snatches goldfish for her tank.
One of my crew actually walked over to the fish in questions and said,
"guys how do I snatch fish?"
rofl

WIN!

[Cpt. Skank!]

maybe not said, but done.

me: okay DON'T go near the gate, we need to wait for the other three party members to come here, okay? if you go to the gate we'll get mauled.
person a: okay
person b: ok

-person b walks up to the gate where the alarm sounds-

person b: uh oh.


needless to say we all died neutral

[My-Beloved-Tragedy]

Way back when I was in Bills, I was farming fluffs and some like cl 1 was sneakin in and getting the last hit. (Before they modified the hit rule)
So i said
Me: "Yo...nOOb go kill like gnomes or somthing..."
nOOb: "No I CaN Be WhErE EvEr I WaNtZ..."
Me: "ok so...maybe you can like stop stealing my hits..."
nOOb: "NaO ThEy ArE ToO StRoNg...PlUs ThIS Is EaSyER"
Me "Ok be right back" (i go and get a shiz load of mosquitos and came back to him...they shreded him in like two seconds)
nOOb: "DeFiB??? PlZ I'lL StOp"
Me "Ya...noooooo"

[JennShadowslayer]

Katsumis Kokeshi Doll

Sitting in the Doll spawn corner under a tree, setting it to local chat and going "Eat fan, Naturals!" while people who didn't know what was going on looked for Kat's doll. Great fun, really. Their reactions, that is.

"Whaaa i cant find the doll! why cant i target it?!"

Hahahahaha....the words, the new screen name.......epic.

[ccuteblossom25]

First time entering bass lake

awww a puppy

follows puppys awwww more puppys then she wolf comes O.O big puppy

no stay sit bad dog.......dead....... dang it

[-Mizu teh Artsi-]

not directly the quote, but close enough:

*all my crew bored in the Ruins waiting*
Person A: oh, there's a Tiny Terror!
Me: well, one shouldn't be too bad.

*after fighting that one for a bit, 12 more show up*

Person A: oh my-
Me: holy-

Needless to say, we were raped and gangbanged all around.

I thought it was entertaining.

Amongst the noobs and such. Which are also quite entertaining.

[Elegana]

Me with Rin

Me: "K, back. Killed him."

Rin: "What are you doing here? You're suppose to kill him."

Me: "Um... I did."

Rin: "Did you kill him? No. Now go do it."

Me: "...You, good sir, are so uptight, I'm thinking you have something up your a**!"

[-Mizu teh Artsi-]

me and two others going around to al lthe null chambers so we can get place to place easier.

*Bass'ken from Zen*

Person A: Okay, so we're going to cut up and start running. So not fight or aggro.
Person B/Me: Alright.

*start running*

*get to the screen with the cave, and pups*

Me: ...very big puppy O.O
Person B: *being raped by puppies and she-wolf*
Person A: run!!

*after 4-5 attempts to start from zen to the null in Bass'ken, and many plans on how to get there mind you, we finally got there*

[Fujiko Kurokawa]

I was in a crew at the sand-fluff crate, when the Landshark appeared out of goddamn nowhere and RAPED EVERYONE ON SCREEN. Que this:

Crew-Mate: THE LANDSHARK STOLE MY PANTS.
Me: The landshark stole my legs ;-;
Crew-Mate: But the landshark stole my pants!
Me: AT LEAST YOU HAVE LEGS TO WEAR PANTS WITH.

[pxxl]

SykoCaster

During our last Boss run, while everyone's avis were unwillingly spouting scripted "local" chat dialog, such as, "We can't fight an army!" "That thing's huge!" and "It's coming down" and whatnot, people were shouting, "It's Gambino's p***s! It's huge! It'll crush us all!"

Also, let's not forget, "Your mother was a birdbath!"

aaaaamazing endboss run, skyo. :b
I read that post and I was thinking..
'WOW! THAAT HAPPENED TO ME TO!!11!'
Aha 'Gambino's p***s, It'll Crush us all!'

[Chromefox]

"You were righ about her wanting int."
"That t sure took a while to show up."
"It's a magic t."

"Jesus Christ, it's a Landshark! Getinthecar!"
"It would EAT the car."
"We're gonna need a bigger car."