Funniest things people have said in ZOMG

[ChibiAngel86]

At the Beach:

Me: I was raped by a Water Sprout.... and I liked it...
Random Person: I can't blame you.
*got difb by another passerbyer*
A little while later...
Me: I was gang raped by a gang of Water Sprouts...
Same Random Person: It's not rape if are willing...

rofl

[March Of Helios]

At Beach

Person A: ********! A SUNBLOCK RECIPE! I OWNZ!!!!

ME: Calm down tiger, don't strain yourself xD

I just thought it was pretty funny how excited he was ;D

[jassyminnne]

a bunch of ppl and me are just standing there. a guy comes up and says "help me". nobody says anything and he says "HELLO??? u mothafckin b*tches HELP ME!!!"...*quiet* "HELP ME!!! DAMMIT,HELP ME I HATE ALL U PPL, I HATE ZOMG, JUST FCKIN HELP ME!!!!!!"..."GO FCK UR SELVES" and he leaves. i bet everybody who saw that started laughing smile

[-GP-ninja]

(in announcemnet talk)"*insert name here* has raised his Chuck Norris ring to CL 9000!"

[dreamsk]

dreamsk has raised her Dervish ring to CL 11.0!
Crew: How'd you do that?!

[PowderedVinegar]

how about seen

[-GP-ninja]

Puffy Cherry Fluff

"DON'T TOUCH THE FLUFFS!"

"FLUFF FARMING IS MURDER" -me when ever i see a fluff farming party

@dreamsk: I'll be using that idea for future purposes....

[PowderedVinegar]

>cant edit<

boss on enboss run
im talking about undefeatable endboss talks, and i'm at the beach, midtyping------- KOed
crew: wth happened?
me: HOLYSHITLANDSHARk

defibbed in a second.
landshark returns KOs defiber and me XP
i LOLed all the way back down to boss again.

moral? LANDSHARK > endboss

[dreamsk]

xsv.ninja

Puffy Cherry Fluff

"DON'T TOUCH THE FLUFFS!"

"FLUFF FARMING IS MURDER" -me when ever i see a fluff farming party

@dreamsk: I'll be using that idea for future purposes....

When I was in the gardens I'd always say "The fluffs are kamikaze's, man!"

;D

[EternallyDevoted]

I was a CL 10 in the Zen Gardens because I had been escorting a friend through the Katsumi Doll Quest. My friend beat the quest and signed off for the night. I hear a few guys talking about how they need someone strong for the doll quest. Someone in the red category. I get a random invite from them and I decline. The kid comes to the screen I'm on and I move over a screen. He followed me, yelling "Wait!" For the following ten minutes, I kept going from screen to screen, running away from him as he started screaming with more CAPS and !!!!'s. I lead him over to the screen the Nexus Drum spawned and he dies.

He yells to me "I can't follow you if I'm unconscious! DEFIB ME!!!"
I pause for a second and stand next to him. "You followed me for 10 minutes in the Zen Garden just because I am CL 10 and you wanted my help on Kat's doll. I've been trying to hide from you, trying to ditch you at every turn, and you STILL followed me. And besides, you're CL 2.3! Go back to Dead Man's Pass crews...."

He responds "Whatever man, just defib me and I'll leave you alone."

".....Fine." I defib him and he sends me another crew invite and I decline. He asks me why I won't join his crew and I just run away again. He follows. Right to the doll nexus. He gets raped and tells me the same thing about not following me. I laugh at him and just walk away. His buddy that was in his crew this whole time and was back at the chest says:

"And you wonder why we can't beat this quest? You alienate anyone strong and annoy everyone else in the process >< "

[FIying Giftbox]

Cyril_Amethyst

Essence of Vanilla

Cyril_Amethyst

I hereby issue a challenge.

Someone needs to make a screenname similar to Flying Giftbox.
Then take tons of screenshots screaming stuff like"

Flying Giftbox: "FILL THE BOX!"
Flying Giftbox: "FILL THE BOX!"
Flying Giftbox: "FILL THE BOX!"
Flying Giftbox: "PLEASE FILL ME! I'LL MAKE IT WORTH YOUR WHILE wink
Flying Giftbox: "FILL THE BOX!"

Excellent idea. xd

Put them in a 'The Box' item, then Angelic Microphone for the 'woofers', and then it is truly perfect.
I wonder if anyone's up to it.

I was so up for it. I used your idea, then added mecha form so I'd be floating. I pretty much just walked around being a total creep. A couple people fell for it, but mostly I just got a lot of WTFs.















Also, I switched the L in flying to a capital i so it would look like Flying Giftbox.

[T O X I I C M E M O R Y]

This is my mule account (( real account f a m o u s_xX ))

In Village Greens

Quote:

Me: my avatar is so cheap
maverick1987: yeah
maverick1987: u look like a drag queen XD no offence

Quote:

maverick1987: I g2g now , charge my GHI
Person A: How do you charge your GHI
Me: LMAO , you go to barton town .
Person A: What does GHI do???
maverick1987: Will you explain it?
Me: u do it lol
maverick1987: ok girl noob listen
maverick1987: u can charge ghi in two ways
maverick1987: one is if u are in a party with people
maverick1987: the other if u visit the town
maverick1987: when ur ghi level is 100 it contributes to the ghi ability gauge
Player A: what does the ghi do tho?
maverick1987: when ur ghi ability gauge is filled up u get a new ghi ability
Player A: oh now i know what ghi does
Player A: thank u
Me: <33
maverick1987: yeah it perks ur lil tooshie up baby XD its awsome

[maverick1987]

nuno01

This is my mule account (( real account f a m o u s_xX ))

In Village Greens

Quote:

Me: my avatar is so cheap
maverick1987: yeah
maverick1987: u look like a drag queen XD no offence

Quote:

maverick1987: I g2g now , charge my GHI
Person A: How do you charge your GHI
Me: LMAO , you go to barton town .
Person A: What does GHI do???
maverick1987: Will you explain it?
Me: u do it lol
maverick1987: ok girl noob listen
maverick1987: u can charge ghi in two ways
maverick1987: one is if u are in a party with people
maverick1987: the other if u visit the town
maverick1987: when ur ghi level is 100 it contributes to the ghi ability gauge
Player A: what does the ghi do tho?
maverick1987: when ur ghi ability gauge is filled up u get a new ghi ability
Player A: oh now i know what ghi does
Player A: thank u
Me: <33
maverick1987: yeah it perks ur lil tooshie up baby XD its awsome

lol well she was asking for it XD

[f a m o u s__xX]

maverick1987

nuno01

This is my mule account (( real account f a m o u s_xX ))

In Village Greens

Quote:

Me: my avatar is so cheap
maverick1987: yeah
maverick1987: u look like a drag queen XD no offence

Quote:

maverick1987: I g2g now , charge my GHI
Person A: How do you charge your GHI
Me: LMAO , you go to barton town .
Person A: What does GHI do???
maverick1987: Will you explain it?
Me: u do it lol
maverick1987: ok girl noob listen
maverick1987: u can charge ghi in two ways
maverick1987: one is if u are in a party with people
maverick1987: the other if u visit the town
maverick1987: when ur ghi level is 100 it contributes to the ghi ability gauge
Player A: what does the ghi do tho?
maverick1987: when ur ghi ability gauge is filled up u get a new ghi ability
Player A: oh now i know what ghi does
Player A: thank u
Me: <33
maverick1987: yeah it perks ur lil tooshie up baby XD its awsome

lol well she was asking for it XD

LOL ,
you are toooo cute !

[Kamikazi-Cloud]

FIying Giftbox: Brilliant!