Funniest things people have said in ZOMG

[D3sertFl0wer666]

"Oh no! My stamina!"

[Aeraki]

"Is THAT the Stone Coatl, or are you just happy to see me? o___o"

[Static Variable]

We were in shallow seas;
A female crew mate: Can someone meat me outside?
Me: I can meat you anytime, baby. cool

[Bakanekokao]

real quotes, names unavailable:

person A: "Does anyone see that box over there?"
person B: "Yes, open it"
Person A:"But I don't know how!"
Me: "click it"
Person A: "How do you click?"

[Lux Fortuna]

This was during one of my boss runs-- I'm on my mule account, Seraphic Rayne

[ScruffyITheIJanitor]

the weirdest thing enyone has every said on zomg is...im a monkey and he made horsey sounds

[grette]

Kao_kao_kat

real quotes, names unavailable:

person A: "Does anyone see that box over there?"
person B: "Yes, open it"
Person A:"But I don't know how!"
Me: "click it"
Person A: "How do you click?"

I laughed, and my mother gave me weird looks.

"Who blew up the fluff? WHO KEEPS BLOWING UP THESE DAMN FLUFFS??? I'M GOING TO KILL YOU."

[silvia lin]

In Gold Beach: "Oh look, they have sandcastles here."

Presumably said sandcastle-fancier then got their a** handed to them by an immense golem.

[Piefaise]

Me at Bassken for the first time
" Oh! A puppy! o 3o come here!"
Of course the pup runs away and I, being a idiot, follow it.
"Hm odd cave, must be where the pups spawn from...WHAT IN DEAR GOD IS THAT HUGE BLACK THING?" gonk -she wolf appears-
"mother ;_;"
I was slaughtered by a giant animated jacket.
Oh! and the chat box was filled with my screams and I didn't enter for days. :3

Or me and giftboxes:
"OH GOD ITS LITERAL GIFTRAPE gonk " -dead-

[Bakanekokao]

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Me at Bassken for the first time
" Oh! A puppy! o 3o come here!"
Of course the pup runs away and I, being a idiot, follow it.
"Hm odd cave, must be where the pups spawn from...WHAT IN DEAR GOD IS THAT HUGE BLACK THING?" gonk -she wolf appears-
"mother ;_;"
I was slaughtered by a giant animated jacket.
Oh! and the chat box was filled with my screams and I didn't enter for days. :3

Or me and giftboxes:
"OH GOD ITS LITERAL GIFTRAPE gonk " -dead-

rofl
Awsome.

[Piefaise]

Yes, the lake is a cruel mistress, with not a single drop of mercy X3
Seriously, to go anywhere you have to walk past the she-wolf cave!

Though I think the best prank in zOMG! is the Cherry fluffs. You're taught they're weak and do little damage in all other areas, then they have exploding fluffs.

I'm more inclined to call them Cherry Bomb Fluffs.

[sesshiee]

This happened when my crew and I first counter the final boss:

Me: THAT'S the final boss? Please...he's no bigger than the General.
Person A: um...
Me: AH! I can kick his a** in no time then! But then again, final boss does mean toughest one...but still! I'll give him some spanking with my Staff of the Angel! ;D
*boss turns to his form*
Person A: .....well looks like you need a bigger Staff of the Angel.
Me: ....s**t

[Azura Cantarella]

There was a group of people trying to help me out with the Papa Saw quest. We took down Mama Saw, but for some reason, Papa Saw wasn't showing up immediately. While we were waiting, a conversation started with:

"0.o;; LOL Papa Saw divorced Mama Saw."
"Who would have custody of the kids? Mama Saw or Papa Saw?"

And you just can't beat screaming "GIFTRAPE~" when you're pwned by the Flying Giftboxes. rofl

[Aetherwaves]

Person one: Hablan Espanol?
Person two: No, but I speak french.