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o-O i was fighting She-wolf

and a girl comes up and says

DON'T HURT MY BABY.

And she sat and tried to get me to stop fighting the she wolf
 
     


Thank you Gizmer
 
I got one. Back when I started.
Person 1: I FELL FOR HOURS..........
HOURS..........
HOURS..........
HOURS..........
HOURS..........
HOURS..........
HOURS..........
HOURS..........
HOURS..........
HOURS..........
HOURS..........
Me: UNTIL I FOUND A MAGIC BALLOON.
     
If offensive comedy is wrong, I am so very wrong.
Very, VERY, wrong.
EternallyDevoted
A crew mate got raped by the She Wolf.
Crew mate: "She raped me. In the EYES. I'm blind now"
Me: "There's a visine for that."



A group of us were farming in Otami. A crew mate, using the /me command started a whole 15 minute long conversation and a running inside joke.
Crewmate1: using /me broadcasting it: upgraded her Poop Sock Ring to CL 10!
Random CL 2.0 guy: Poop Sock Ring? What's that?
Our crew takes a moment to laugh in crew chat.
Crewmate1: It's VERY strong.
Crewmate2: OMG, I just got a Poop Sock Ring!
Crewmate3: Lucky.... I've been looking for one....
Random CL 2.0 guy: Where can I get a Poop Sock Ring?
Another break in which the crew takes a moment to laugh. One guy had to go to the bathroom cause he was laughing so hard.
Me: You should go to the Beach and ask them there how to find a Poop Sock Ring of your own. They should know how to help you.
Random CL 2.0 guy: Okay!
The crew once again takes a break to laugh and wait to see what happens. Meanwhile, the CL 2.0 guy went to the Beach and came back.
Random CL 2.0 guy: You guys are jerks.
Long pause.
Random CL 2.0 guy: Where are you guys, so I can come join you?

At another point, with one of the people from the group above while farming in Shallow Sea. I had been knocked out and I went to the crystal.
Me using /me in crew chat: upgraded up his Poop Sock Ring to CL 10!
Crewmate from earlier group: OMG, you're so lucky.
New Crewmate: Poop Sock? What's that?
Me: It doesn't exist.
New Crewmate: Oh... Then why'd you do that.
Crewmate from earlier group in between laughs: You had to be there.


LOL I did almost the same thing once to this noob whos CL was like 2.0.
Me: hey have you ever heard of the balls thrower ring?
noob: no
Me: you should get it, it's very rare
noob: ohh what does it do??
Me: you grab the animated's b**ls and you throw them!
noob: REALLY?? How do you get it??
Me: I don't know, my friend knows.
friend: you get it from landshark. A person like you can defeat it!
noob: I'm going!!
(the noob goes away and we start cracking up, 20 minutes later the noob finds us)
noob: Liars! Landshark are hard!
Me: did you actually fight them?
noob: noo just getting to it I died!
noob: I guess Im gonna have to train to get the balls thrower ring! Thanks I'll work hard for that ring!
(me and my friend laugh for like 2 minutes and we see the noob train)
 
     

My sweetheart and I. I love him so much <3
My art site:
http://lunaticrose.deviantart.com/
 
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EternallyDevoted
A crew mate got raped by the She Wolf.
Crew mate: "She raped me. In the EYES. I'm blind now"
Me: "There's a visine for that."



A group of us were farming in Otami. A crew mate, using the /me command started a whole 15 minute long conversation and a running inside joke.
Crewmate1: using /me broadcasting it: upgraded her Poop Sock Ring to CL 10!
Random CL 2.0 guy: Poop Sock Ring? What's that?
Our crew takes a moment to laugh in crew chat.
Crewmate1: It's VERY strong.
Crewmate2: OMG, I just got a Poop Sock Ring!
Crewmate3: Lucky.... I've been looking for one....
Random CL 2.0 guy: Where can I get a Poop Sock Ring?
Another break in which the crew takes a moment to laugh. One guy had to go to the bathroom cause he was laughing so hard.
Me: You should go to the Beach and ask them there how to find a Poop Sock Ring of your own. They should know how to help you.
Random CL 2.0 guy: Okay!
The crew once again takes a break to laugh and wait to see what happens. Meanwhile, the CL 2.0 guy went to the Beach and came back.
Random CL 2.0 guy: You guys are jerks.
Long pause.
Random CL 2.0 guy: Where are you guys, so I can come join you?

At another point, with one of the people from the group above while farming in Shallow Sea. I had been knocked out and I went to the crystal.
Me using /me in crew chat: upgraded up his Poop Sock Ring to CL 10!
Crewmate from earlier group: OMG, you're so lucky.
New Crewmate: Poop Sock? What's that?
Me: It doesn't exist.
New Crewmate: Oh... Then why'd you do that.
Crewmate from earlier group in between laughs: You had to be there.


LOL I did almost the same thing once to this noob whos CL was like 2.0.
Me: hey have you ever heard of the balls thrower ring?
noob: no
Me: you should get it, it's very rare
noob: ohh what does it do??
Me: you grab the animated's b**ls and you throw them!
noob: REALLY?? How do you get it??
Me: I don't know, my friend knows.
friend: you get it from landshark. A person like you can defeat it!
noob: I'm going!!
(the noob goes away and we start cracking up, 20 minutes later the noob finds us)
noob: Liars! Landshark are hard!
Me: did you actually fight them?
noob: noo just getting to it I died!
noob: I guess Im gonna have to train to get the balls thrower ring! Thanks I'll work hard for that ring!
(me and my friend laugh for like 2 minutes and we see the noob train)

aw, man you guys. XD I can't stop laughing now. rofl
     
Want good art for pretty cheap? Commisions HERE!!

(Must have dA account and money for transactions.)
Against the omgwtf~
Me(dead): Guys, that freakin thing is still humping me
Crew 1: don't worry, we'll save you from your rapist!
5 min later~
Crew 1(dead): sh@t, didn't know he was so intense.

Against lanterns~
friend: what the hell are they doing?! O.O
Me: licking
friend: I don't want to be molested!!! >n<
Me: you want to pop cherries instead? > biggrin
friend: =^= since when gaia became this perverse?!
 
     


+The Dream Maker+

-Don't judge a book by its cover-
 
"don't touch him, the stupid might run off!" mrgreen
     
Essence of Vanilla
Cyril_Amethyst
Essence of Vanilla
Cyril_Amethyst
I hereby issue a challenge.

Someone needs to make a screenname similar to Flying Giftbox.
Then take tons of screenshots screaming stuff like"

Flying Giftbox: "FILL THE BOX!"
Flying Giftbox: "FILL THE BOX!"
Flying Giftbox: "FILL THE BOX!"
Flying Giftbox: "PLEASE FILL ME! I'LL MAKE IT WORTH YOUR WHILE wink
Flying Giftbox: "FILL THE BOX!"

Excellent idea. xd

Put them in a 'The Box' item, then Angelic Microphone for the 'woofers', and then it is truly perfect.
I wonder if anyone's up to it.

I'd do it if I could afford those items. .__.
Why don't you do it since it's your idea? 3nodding

I just made an account called 'Flying Giftboox'
You think it'll pass? xD
 
     
Don't like it? Well too bad!! D<
Megykins
 
lol
i went to village greens and used /me and said i upgraded a poop fling ring to CL 20 and somebody said "everybody has all these cool rings sad "
     
new male account[x]

Me: "Heh, water sprouts are raping the girl over there."
Crew: ".....*takes pics* oooooh bby >w>"
 
     
 
My crew and I were waiting for the General Gnome to come out, but it took forever. We were yelling and screaming. Take a look.

Crew member- Hurry up and come out!
Me- Ding Dong is anyone home?
Crew member- Come out already!
Me- We have candy
Crew member- We won't bite
Crew member- Just ******** hurry already
Me- Come out and play
Crew member- $hit
Me- Wow we sound lyk childmalesters ninja
     
R A VV R
lol
i went to village greens and used /me and said i upgraded a poop fling ring to CL 20 and somebody said "everybody has all these cool rings sad "
lmao xd wat a whiner
 
     
 
Nina Sakura221
My crew and I were waiting for the General Gnome to come out, but it took forever. We were yelling and screaming. Take a look.

Crew member- Hurry up and come out!
Me- Ding Dong is anyone home?
Crew member- Come out already!
Me- We have candy
Crew member- We won't bite
Crew member- Just ******** hurry already
Me- Come out and play
Crew member- $hit
Me- Wow we sound lyk childmalesters ninja


So then I was saying

Me- If we ding dong ditch he would come out lyk a grumpy old man.
Crew member- I bet that he's in a coma and all the gnomes are all around his bed
Me- You think we can egg his house?
     
Convoice
I got one. Back when I started.
Person 1: I FELL FOR HOURS..........
HOURS..........
HOURS..........
HOURS..........
HOURS..........
HOURS..........
HOURS..........
HOURS..........
HOURS..........
HOURS..........
HOURS..........
Me: UNTIL I FOUND A MAGIC BALLOON.

It's a stone, Convoice. You didn't make it. ;3
 
     
JessaOf1989
 
My crew and I were fighting omgwtf while the doorbell was going on here was our convo:

Me- u gotta think lyk ninga, hyah!
C. member- lolz
C. member- so he's going to go for the strongest first so it's going to be me. then it's going to be ---. then ---. then ---. then u nina sakura.
Me- wat why am i last
C. member- cuz ur the weakest
Me- really wow

Within barely a second when omgwtf came out i was already dazed. lol mrgreen good times
     

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