EternallyDevoted
A crew mate got raped by the She Wolf.
Crew mate: "She raped me. In the EYES. I'm blind now"
Me: "There's a visine for that."
A group of us were farming in Otami. A crew mate, using the /me command started a whole 15 minute long conversation and a running inside joke.
Crewmate1: using /me broadcasting it: upgraded her Poop Sock Ring to CL 10!
Random CL 2.0 guy: Poop Sock Ring? What's that?
Our crew takes a moment to laugh in crew chat.
Crewmate1: It's VERY strong.
Crewmate2: OMG, I just got a Poop Sock Ring!
Crewmate3: Lucky.... I've been looking for one....
Random CL 2.0 guy: Where can I get a Poop Sock Ring?
Another break in which the crew takes a moment to laugh. One guy had to go to the bathroom cause he was laughing so hard.
Me: You should go to the Beach and ask them there how to find a Poop Sock Ring of your own. They should know how to help you.
Random CL 2.0 guy: Okay!
The crew once again takes a break to laugh and wait to see what happens. Meanwhile, the CL 2.0 guy went to the Beach and came back.
Random CL 2.0 guy: You guys are jerks.
Long pause.
Random CL 2.0 guy: Where are you guys, so I can come join you?
At another point, with one of the people from the group above while farming in Shallow Sea. I had been knocked out and I went to the crystal.
Me using /me in crew chat: upgraded up his Poop Sock Ring to CL 10!
Crewmate from earlier group: OMG, you're so lucky.
New Crewmate: Poop Sock? What's that?
Me: It doesn't exist.
New Crewmate: Oh... Then why'd you do that.
Crewmate from earlier group in between laughs: You had to be there.
LOL I did almost the same thing once to this noob whos CL was like 2.0.
Me: hey have you ever heard of the balls thrower ring?
noob: no
Me: you should get it, it's very rare
noob: ohh what does it do??
Me: you grab the animated's b**ls and you throw them!
noob: REALLY?? How do you get it??
Me: I don't know, my friend knows.
friend: you get it from landshark. A person like you can defeat it!
noob: I'm going!!
(the noob goes away and we start cracking up, 20 minutes later the noob finds us)
noob: Liars! Landshark are hard!
Me: did you actually fight them?
noob: noo just getting to it I died!
noob: I guess Im gonna have to train to get the balls thrower ring! Thanks I'll work hard for that ring!
(me and my friend laugh for like 2 minutes and we see the noob train)