Funniest things people have said in ZOMG

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Kieran Idris

aura_deamon

Kyudaime Shinryo

Kieran Idris

The Pirate Soldier

person: I hate this game
Me: ... ********, YOU MADE ME LOSE THE GAME

gonk Aww, you just made me lose the game...

Damn it now I lost it DX

I lose the game

This thread has turned into an epic fail fest for people who play the game... oh dear.

*shakes fist*

Dammit all of you, now I've lost the game! gonk

[MotitaMonique]

~Land Shark and Chuck Norris Approve of this Post~

Any wants to Donate my quest for

Just happened right now >.>

Player 1: im at d house wer the saws are born
Player 2: D:

It went something like that..

~<3

An OMG Hat?

[Chibi Mizu Thing]

Spirit Of The Animals

Kieran Idris

aura_deamon

Kyudaime Shinryo

Kieran Idris

The Pirate Soldier

person: I hate this game
Me: ... ********, YOU MADE ME LOSE THE GAME

gonk Aww, you just made me lose the game...

Damn it now I lost it DX

I lose the game

This thread has turned into an epic fail fest for people who play the game... oh dear.

*shakes fist*

Dammit all of you, now I've lost the game! gonk

*points to sig* >:3

Anyways, yeah -

Me: *running from giftboxes in Bass'ken* BUT IT'S NOT CHRISTMAS! I CAUSE INDIGESTION!

[Dante Aurion]

person: Help

help

hep

help

HALP


HELPPP

help
help


Help

Help

*fifty spams of the word help,halps,hep,andhepp later*

Oh you guys are meen..

[kenjii]

in gold beach one day

Me: Run away the landshark is here
Girl: Land shark? Whats that?
Me; A legendary creature that lurks these sands...... or that which just killed us
Girl: OMG! its jaws on land!



in otami ruins

Me : You'll die here.
girl; Wanna crew
me; no, you'll die your 2.9
girl; so, i got angel set and defib
me, yeah but who gonna protect you when i die?
girl;......... your so naive (she heads for blood tree)
2 seconds later
girl; defib plz
me; told ya

[Kamikazi-Cloud]

What I have shown you is reality...

*Otami Ruins. A 3.3 level guy was crewing people just to save him. Went a little something like this.*

N00bie: Def?
Crew 1: No, Go back to Zen.
N00bie: I will. Just get me down from here first!
Crew 1: No, besides, your two far away and i'm not saving you *leaves crew*
N00bie: Save me please!
Me: No, bugger back off to Zen where you belong.
N00bie: I will once you come and save me!

What you remember... that is the illusion.

[konekocannon]

I hereby dub the act of using cherry fluffs to daze someone else..."Popping their cherry"- some guy in Zen Gardens

[Kamikazi-Cloud]

Tomei-san

I hereby dub the act of using cherry fluffs to daze someone else..."Popping their cherry"- some guy in Zen Gardens

What I have shown you is reality...

rofl So bad yet so good.

What you remember... that is the illusion.

[Sylic]

We were in the Frank corner of the sealab..

Crew Member: Why did Frank turn evil?
Me: The evil side has cookies. It's the leading cause of train-riding, alien stalking, and underwater labtechs coming to the dark side. ;o xD

[Wolf Sawyer]

My friend just now had a humorous moment-

Person: Heal me please! I'm dead!
Best Friend: ONLY JESUS CAN!

[Makys]

Gardevoir - No282

I guess theres a glitch in the chatbox where you click wherever and you can type and delete to make it say what you want, so I made this.

rofl
Lol must try that

[Clocktower Madness]

Katsumis Kokeshi Doll

Sitting in the Doll spawn corner under a tree, setting it to local chat and going "Eat fan, Naturals!" while people who didn't know what was going on looked for Kat's doll. Great fun, really. Their reactions, that is.

"Whaaa i cant find the doll! why cant i target it?!"

That's amazing! xDDD

[Lunatic Rose]

Person 1: lagg! biggrin
Person 2: Is anyone else laggy?
Person 3: Me it's soo gay
Person 4: omg this lag is pissin me off
Person 1: I'm the lag fairy! ^^
Me: I'm laggy too
Person 1: I'm making you all lag!
Everyone: GET HIM!!!!!!!!!!! >:O

[Kaira-Bai]

person 1: Do what you did that was good

person 2: are you smighting me?

person 3: again

person 4: ...groan...

person 1: Lol funny sounds

person 2: or humping me

person 5: its the same thing XD

[Clocktower Madness]

One time I started singing (typing) "What is Love" while facing the gnome general xDD