Funniest things people have said in ZOMG

[ZephirisX]

Jerrit

Jazin Kay

"a*****e! Stop taking my kills!"

There's funny, and then there's hysterical.

Hehe I just can help but laugh when people are arguing over kills.

"STOP STEALING OUR LANTERNS!!!"
"No, YOU'RE stealing our lanterns. We were the first ones on the spot XD"

[D3sertFl0wer666]

When you started the game, did anyone else think that "the animated" meant zombies, not running plungers and fart clouds that punch you?

[Altearithe]

StregaLilly

When you started the game, did anyone else think that "the animated" meant zombies, not running plungers and fart clouds that punch you?

When I was in Closed Beta, yeah. ^^;

[xfalathiel]

Getting ready to fight OMGWTF and I thought everyone was ready so I approached the gate, two seconds after, "xfalathiel approaches the gate..." another team member types:

"STUPID GRUNNY NOOOO!!!1"

[lunar_arcadium]

Lux Fortuna

This was during one of my boss runs-- I'm on my mule account, Seraphic Rayne

O_O

nio love and sin error?

I might have to talk with them XDDD

[Miss Amelia Pond]

I wish they were zombies. That would've been fun (and totally in keeping with Gaia's love of zombies, grombies, and then zombies again).

@Jerrit: xD Thanks. I was really bored, my last quest for Logan wasn't registering, and I was getting ready to send my rings back to my main anyhow. So I was like, sure. Why not mess with some poor people who have no clue what's going on?

[Cyril Amethyst]

I joined a crew, outside DMP.

I am C.L. 3.0. The highest member otherwise in this five-man crew was 2.8.

And they said, "c'mon guys we can kill a lnad shark w/ tis many ppl".

LEAVE CREW LEAVE CREW LEAVE CREW LEAVE CREW

[dilann]

dilann: lym your relogging again?

Llmryn ValSarghress: Me?

dilann: yeah i can see the yellow thingy above your head

Llmryn ValSarghress: No I'm fine

Lunaii: If he was relogging, could he talk? xD

[PowderedVinegar]

these sandcastles surrounded me with their macho muscles. i was being raped, until 3 more showed up. it was pretty much a gangbang. then i said, i could handle being raped by one, but the four of them used all of my stamina. not to mention the raspy breathing sound coming from my speakers. well it's not me, i'm a female XD!~ ... what?

[PowderedVinegar]

so my friend wearing alnura form, male, and her friend, HClO, in a female avie were playing a while ago, and alnura's stamina was getting low (for the first time), Alnura: ew my ava is panting creepily XDDDDD, HClO: he must love anulra, then xD

[AlexOnZomg]

Lux Fortuna

This was during one of my boss runs-- I'm on my mule account, Seraphic Rayne

This was NOT teh funniest part of the convo. XDDD

[Valkyrie_Saphria]

Static Variable

We were in shallow seas;
A female crew mate: Can someone meat me outside?
Me: I can meat you anytime, baby. cool

hahah nice

[Valkyrie_Saphria]

Sesshy1818

This happened when my crew and I first counter the final boss:

Me: THAT'S the final boss? Please...he's no bigger than the General.
Person A: um...
Me: AH! I can kick his a** in no time then! But then again, final boss does mean toughest one...but still! I'll give him some spanking with my Staff of the Angel! ;D
*boss turns to his form*
Person A: .....well looks like you need a bigger Staff of the Angel.
Me: ....s**t

haha thats great

[Valkyrie_Saphria]

`Limey

Person one: Hablan Espanol?
Person two: No, but I speak french.

nice, very nice

[Allizhon]

silvia lin

In Gold Beach: "Oh look, they have sandcastles here."

Presumably said sandcastle-fancier then got their a** handed to them by an immense golem.

LOL. Hey! That was me. And, almost, but I was escorted to the null crystal by some VERY nice high-CL people! heart