Funniest things people have said in ZOMG

[Phoenix279]

My first time in Shallow Seas:
Me: Wow,cool....Why is it possible that i can breathe underwater?!
Leader: Ok,Lets go!
(crew seperates)
Me: Oh no! who should i follow!?
(dies)
waaah! sad

[Dreams of Infinity]

Random Noob in Zen: I just got spanked by a pink cotton ball... someone hold me.

[Agloriandel]

Bakanekokao

real quotes, names unavailable:

person A: "Does anyone see that box over there?"
person B: "Yes, open it"
Person A:"But I don't know how!"
Me: "click it"
Person A: "How do you click?"

LITERAL lol!! Thanx!!