Funniest things people have said in ZOMG

[Articus Of Catarina]

I was farming in Zen Gardens when I heard this chat going on:

A: I keep getting gang banged by dolls
B: I thought they were female
A: I thought that too..until I heard a zipper go down
B: My god, I hope they were gentle
A: I have bruises
B: Holy s**t!

I laughed so hard I almost fell out of my chair XD

[Monster Radio]

sersly the game for me gets really boring fast .. i wish i couold do more

[LegendaryPyro]

Monster Radio

sersly the game for me gets really boring fast .. i wish i couold do more

yeah, it's not for hardcore gamers....

[Roxas _ KOD XIII]

Super Creep

pie_person

Though I think the best prank in zOMG! is the Cherry fluffs. You're taught they're weak and do little damage in all other areas, then they have exploding fluffs.

I know! I remember the first time I entered Zen Gardens and I thought "Ooo - fluffs!" *attack attack attack* Then I look at my health "Oh shi-"
*You are dazed. Click here to wake up* neutral

AH. Same here.
I walked in Zen gardens before finishing the ranch, just to spite the annoying Barton guard and saw the fluff. I though "Ooo! FLUFFS! I thought this place was supposed to be hard..." *attacks* *they attack back* *lose 146 life* OH CRAP! *tries to run.* *gets dazed* crap...

[Bladeglory]

"This game has too much lag and too many bugs."

[CarrotVeggieQueen]

Person A: I had hot butt sex with your mother
Person B: My mom's dead
Person A: Oh, I'm sorry

Its sad, and person B was lying, but it was hilarious what (very inappropriate) comments people made after Person A left

[KC Uchiha]

In Zen gardens killing cherry fluffs

Noob: " OMG, you just made it kill it self!"

Me: twisted *Attacks some to kill him*

[Kumo no Kage]

what's that thing in village greens? the lawn markers or something?

lawn marker 1: hello kumo no kage!
me: umm.. ok who said that? *walks around the page roll overing everyones avi* "hello lawn marker 1"

[Essence of Vanilla]

Kicchou-Redux

So there was an orb farming crew going at it up in Zen Gardens, and they had a spot open in their crew...
Me: o 3o Can I join you guys?
Person 1: Aaah I was wanting to join
Crew leader: So who gets in?
Crew member 1: I say we settle this American Idol style.
Crew member 1: You two, sing.
Me: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
Me: NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
Me: NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND
Crew member: ... contest's over, she wins.
Person 1: lol Rickroll ftw

It was something like that. *memory fails*

Win! rofl

Kileyeh

A: help im trapped
A: help
A: help
A: cant move
B: your sitting

I had the same problem as well. I didn't notice I was sitting.. xd

[Quicktrigger]

I saw someone on Area chat a few days ago type under the action code "NAME has upgraded Dervish to CL 12.0"

This proceeded with about 5-10 people typing along the lines of..."YOU CAN DO THAT?"

[SukiChii]

Person: god its lagging right now crying

FEEDBACK PL0X says: "How can God lag?"
Person: >.>

[Teqnologyque]

whilst wandering golden beach:

CL 3.4 n00b: WTH IS THAT THING!
CL 9.8 vet: It's a landshark...
Me: I bet someone has dandruff!
CL 9.8 vet: How can you tell?
Me: 'Cause I found their head and shoulders on the beach!

[Death Captain Sin]

The ninja with speed and accuracy appears and targets you....

I was playing zOMG with my dad and he gets owned by boxes:

Me: GIFTRAPE
Dad: When I awaken I'm gonna give you a serious talking to, and If they had PVP on here I'd whoop your a**!

After the "Talking to" I laughed for hours!

...And with grace and persison he kills his target quickly.

[Death Captain Sin]

Alexandria Vance

whilst wandering golden beach:

CL 3.4 n00b: WTH IS THAT THING!
CL 9.8 vet: It's a landshark...
Me: I bet someone has dandruff!
CL 9.8 vet: How can you tell?
Me: 'Cause I found their head and shoulders on the beach!

The ninja with speed and accuracy appears and targets you....

Epic beyond reason!

...And with grace and persison he kills his target quickly.

[Exprima]

Me: "Hey, I sent an invite."
Other Person: "I didn't receive any..."
Me: "Try refreshing."
Other Person: "How do I refresh."
Me: "Press F5."
Other Person: "I did that, but nothing happened."
Me: "It's not F, then 5. There's a key called 'F5.'"
Other Person: "I'm not stupid, thank you very much."
xD