Funniest things people have said in ZOMG

[Jazin Kay]

"a*****e! Stop taking my kills!"

[Teh Savior]

At the final map before the endboss, with the corridor full of constantly respawning Seacycles.

"LEEEEROOOYYYYYY NNJENNNKINNNSSSSS"


Surprisingly, I survived.
ILU TEFLON

[jannyanny]

after handing over leadership to someone he starts to brag about his cl and how strrong he is(not too far into bassken Lake)...and there were about 5/6 of us in this crew,,he sees the she wolfe and types,",omg..what do we do..run for your lives"
i couldnt stop laughing,,,im still laughing..i wish i would have gotten hes name

[Piefaise]

EVERYONE LOVES TEFLON
I've been neglecting mine though.

[Defekt IV]

Village Green
Me: "NOBODY MOVE, I've lost my balls..."

DMP
Random Crew Member: "I've had enough of these Mother ******** Snakes on this mother ********.... Graveyard"

Bill's Ranch
Me: "QUIT STEALING MY FLUFFY LITTLE BALLS DAMNIT!"

Zen
Friend: "I'm being molested by lanterns."
Me: "Bastards, I'm the only person allowed to lick you like a lollipop!"

Friend: "Ahhh Cherri Fluffs the Iraqi Terrorists of gaia."
Me: " Do they Jihad Alalalalalaalalalalalala Boom?"

Bass'ken
Me: "Hey everyone, I brought you all Gifts" -Enters a flock of Gift Boxes-
-everyone gets taken out-
Me: "Sorry guys, they said something about wanting me inside of them... So.... Yea I was going to share the stimulation..."

Gold Beach
Friend: "Someone stole my chest!"
Me: "Someone stole your boobs?"

Final Boss
Friend: "How is He stearing that thing with his arms crossed?"
Friend2: "I don't think I want to know!"

Me: "Did he uber pwn us with his p***s?"
Friend: Well I saw white stuff... So I guess so."

[D3sertFl0wer666]

iDerelict

Village Green
Me: "NOBODY MOVE, I've lost my balls..."

DMP
Random Crew Member: "I've had enough of these Mother ******** Snakes on this mother ********.... Graveyard"

Bill's Ranch
Me: "QUIT STEALING MY FLUFFY LITTLE BALLS DAMNIT!"

Zen
Friend: "I'm being molested by lanterns."
Me: "Bastards, I'm the only person allowed to lick you like a lollipop!"

Friend: "Ahhh Cherri Fluffs the Iraqi Terrorists of gaia."
Me: " Do they Jihad Alalalalalaalalalalalala Boom?"

Bass'ken
Me: "Hey everyone, I brought you all Gifts" -Enters a flock of Gift Boxes-
-everyone gets taken out-
Me: "Sorry guys, they said something about wanting me inside of them... So.... Yea I was going to share the stimulation..."

Gold Beach
Friend: "Someone stole my chest!"
Me: "Someone stole your boobs?"

hahahaha heeheeheehehe that's so funny whee

Did anyone else think that "the animated" meant zombies when they started the game, not moving plungers and fart clouds that punch you?

Final Boss
Friend: "How is He stearing that thing with his arms crossed?"
Friend2: "I don't think I want to know!"

Me: "Did he uber pwn us with his p***s?"
Friend: Well I saw white stuff... So I guess so."

[keito melfina]

those quotes are hilarious!!! But due to some insensitivity, you could've gotten slapped confused

[Abcdpup]

keito melfina

those quotes are hilarious!!! But due to some insensitivity, you could've gotten slapped confused

OVER THE INTERNETS

[keito melfina]

Here's mine: this was in Gold Beach near Buccaneer Boardwalk

noob: guess what, I"m red level!

crewmate: your purple to us.

noob: now I'm orange level!

crewmate 2: let's just leave him

noob: I'm stronger and better than all of you!! so HAH!!!

me thinking to myself: *sighs, is there anyway we can get rid of him???*

a second later, Anchor Bugs got to him and he spammed Defib the entire time and everyone else lived happily ever after!!!

[Kieran Idris]

Kao_kao_kat

real quotes, names unavailable:

person A: "Does anyone see that box over there?"
person B: "Yes, open it"
Person A:"But I don't know how!"
Me: "click it"
Person A: "How do you click?"

Someone asked me the same question in Zen a few days ago when I gave them a free box... I just made the gonk
face and left to let someone else attempt to explain.

[loc dog backk]

Jazin Kay

"a*****e! Stop taking my kills!"

There's funny, and then there's hysterical.

[Carrion Flower Fluff]

Sitting in the Doll spawn corner under a tree, setting it to local chat and going "Eat fan, Naturals!" while people who didn't know what was going on looked for Kat's doll. Great fun, really. Their reactions, that is.

"Whaaa i cant find the doll! why cant i target it?!"

[loc dog backk]

Katsumis Kokeshi Doll

Sitting in the Doll spawn corner under a tree, setting it to local chat and going "Eat fan, Naturals!" while people who didn't know what was going on looked for Kat's doll. Great fun, really. Their reactions, that is.

"Whaaa i cant find the doll! why cant i target it?!"

That's the best prank that has ever been done on Gaia. xp

[Altearithe]

Friend: How are you running faster than me?! gonk
Me: *looks over at her computer* You're clicking. Use the arrow keys.
Friend: But it's faster if I click.
Me: .....But you just--- bah, nevermind. stare

[Yelaenah]

Static Variable

We were in shallow seas;
A female crew mate: Can someone meat me outside?
Me: I can meat you anytime, baby. cool

Oh geezus XD