Funniest things people have said in ZOMG

[JeezeCheese]

hah just now
person 1: invite please
person 2: i do things alone
person 3: thats what she said

LOL read my mind
but im not one to talk on there D;

[FLeingod]

T e r m i n a l l y

Person A-Where do I plant the sprouts?
Me-just go and walk around in the middle of the field one map up
Person A-Where is that?
Me-...in the middle of the field one map up
Person A-What do you mean one map up?
Me-As in you walk up until you go to part of the map
Person A-Is there a field there?
Me-.........look at your map
Person A-What map?
Me-.........OMG, the one in the upper left corner
Person A-So where do I plant the sprouts?
Me-IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FIELD ONE MAP UP
Person A-show me
*I walk up one freaking map up and they follow*
Me-HERE
Person A-So where do I plant the sprouts?





good GAWD

Lol Great.

[Altearithe]

T e r m i n a l l y

Person A-Where do I plant the sprouts?
Me-just go and walk around in the middle of the field one map up
Person A-Where is that?
Me-...in the middle of the field one map up
Person A-What do you mean one map up?
Me-As in you walk up until you go to part of the map
Person A-Is there a field there?
Me-.........look at your map
Person A-What map?
Me-.........OMG, the one in the upper left corner
Person A-So where do I plant the sprouts?
Me-IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FIELD ONE MAP UP
Person A-show me
*I walk up one freaking map up and they follow*
Me-HERE
Person A-So where do I plant the sprouts?





good GAWD

wow...talk about incompetent. o.o
I feel for you man.

[AIDS On Fire]

I was sitting in Village Greens and all of a sudden, a noob with 15 gnomes chasing ran past me screaming, "Help!!!1 Help me please!!!!" That, made my day....

[Chunky Soups]

Person: Help me do the she wolf quest so we can kill that b****. Literally.

[xochoclaholicxo4]

Technicolor Illusions

I was sitting in Village Greens and all of a sudden, a noob with 15 gnomes chasing ran past me screaming, "Help!!!1 Help me please!!!!" That, made my day....

lmao.

[darkhand27]

Noob at village greens: can u halp? me
Me: No.
Noob: plz im dieing!!!!11
Me: Yeah, lol.
Noob: halp!!!11!

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During Zeta, there was a bit of lag...

Noob in Barton: oh great now i cantm ove im like the tree next to me ppl help im stuck im the one with tree

[Cupcakechan]

darkhand27

Noob at village greens: can u halp? me
Me: No.
Noob: plz im dieing!!!!11
Me: Yeah, lol.
Noob: halp!!!11!

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During Zeta, there was a bit of lag...

Noob in Barton: oh great now i cantm ove im like the tree next to me ppl help im stuck im the one with tree

HAHA nice. "im one with the tree"

[luv4manga]

Well I guess this wasn't so funny but....

Person A~I want to play the fountain game with you!
Me~K
*I send him an invite, he quickly rejects it*
Person A~lol
Me~Wat?
Person A~I rejected it xD
Me~Okay.... does that mean you don't want to play?
Person A~no! I still want to play!
Me~Okay
*I send him an invite again, he rejects it again*
Person A~lol
Me~-_-
Person B~Just don't invite him!!! Good god!
Person A~NO!! I really do want to play! Please invite me again, I won't do it this time!!!
*I send it to him again, he repeats the previous steps*
Person A~lol


I swear it was like he was a bot or something!!! We ended up just ignoring him, and he got all PISSY because we did > sad

[GSniper84]

Idiot One: How do you have sex on here?
Idiot Two: The same way you do in real life CLICK

[dfatcat]

we went up against the she wolf every1 but me died i lured the shewolf back to the null crystal and shouted ummm guys U FORGOT THIS :3

[Sharkington]

pie_person

Though I think the best prank in zOMG! is the Cherry fluffs. You're taught they're weak and do little damage in all other areas, then they have exploding fluffs.

I know! I remember the first time I entered Zen Gardens and I thought "Ooo - fluffs!" *attack attack attack* Then I look at my health "Oh shi-"
*You are dazed. Click here to wake up* neutral

[Sharkington]

dfatcat

we went up against the she wolf every1 but me died i lured the shewolf back to the null crystal and shouted ummm guys U FORGOT THIS :3

How rude! But I laughed. xd
Actually, I laugh sometimes when I see someone being chased by like, 10 animated that they can't fend off - oh their feeble attempts to get away. rofl

I laugh because I know how they feel.

[MiNi-MiNJi]

[[I saw a noob being chased by at least seven ::yes, i counted:: gramsters and died. it happened more than twice.]]