Funniest things people have said in ZOMG

[l Mimiaru l]

elctropoisnwaves

In Gold Beach:

Random Person: Anybody want to play with the endboss? CL 10

Me: (thinking it would be funny to put a pun on this) Play with the endboss? I hear he's really hard. lol.

Random Person: (not catching on) Oh, but he's not so hard when you have a couple others playing with him too.

I should've mentioned that the endboss has multiple arms, and that it was just too weird for me, and that I wasn't into "hentai" or whatever that stuff is. XD Whatever, I didn't want to drag on the conversation when swarmed by anchorbugs and friends.

rofl rofl

i would've said something like:

"so you have played with him before?"

[Grayscaled]

*Lures She-wolf to Mama/Papa Saw spawn*
Me (Shouts): Alright no-one kill She-wolf
*Is about to take an "Papa Saw She-wolf affair picture"*
*Some random CL 10 comes in and kills her*
Me: OMGWTF
Him: srry
Me: You Idiot! I had specifically said NOT to kill her
Him: Hey dont call me an idiot
Him: it was an accident
Me; Sure it was.
Him: u should be calling your self an idiot cuz you r one
Me: Me the idiot? At least I actually can read and follow directions
Him: *does some emote and walks away in a rather noobish motion*

I strongly do not see how you could accidentally target She-Wolf then KILL her. rolleyes

[Daughter of Elyon]

Ousto Logra

Crusnik Lilith Sahl

Ousto Logra

I just randomly started singing "Ur so Gay" in shout (it's a habit I have...I love the shout. heart ), then people were yelling at me...so I move on to "I Kissed A Girl" then everyone called me a lesbian. o_o Then somehow the two people yelling at me started fighting, then someone else started fighting... then the other two people who were fighting moved into the same square with me...then we all started fighting...it was sorta crazy. I was gonna start singing "Girlfriend" but my browser crashed. D:<

Take this as a lesson, a little innocent song can start a war in Barton Town. ninja

XD I would have liked to have see you sing Girlfriend. People would have started to call you player. But then again, if you had sung Pokemon like the two people way up in this thread, people would have called you stupid. >-< So... no win.

Oh, but you can see me sing girlfriend!

~Hey, hey, you, you, I don't like your girlfriend! No way, no way, I think you need a new one... ~

OK, I'll stop. >:3

And I would've taken stupid over the names they were calling me. D:

Hey, you're a good singer! XD

And, aw. Well, I won't call you a player or stupid or any other name. ^^

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The only time I've called someone stupid was when I was on the Carrion Fluff quest and I was trying to save the mother fluff from attacks. And this one 2.1 comes up and starts killing her and me and these other users are screaming "Stop!" and "We need her for a quest" but the noob kept going until she was on her last little bit of life and I screamed out "Stop Stupid!!" As bad as that was, there where other users screaming worse profanities. I still wasn't in the right, but I wasn't the worst in the wrong. XD

[Dem0nicxAngel]

NightChild223

i dont know if this qualifies...i thought it was amusing though. this was in the shout window of gold beach:

xMoOshiE: i need bihses who wants tentacles up their you know whattt

Risu the Troll: Not bish, troll!

Risu the Troll: *flees*

xMoOshiE: *rapes*

Risu the Troll: D:

Risu the Troll: Save me, Landshark!

xMoOshiE: *feels gay inthe process

Me: lol...


yeah...it was amusing.

omg i actually know xmooshie. xD

here's one...
some guy started typing out the Rick Roll'd lyrics into shout chat... and some idiot said..
"WTF U NUB STOP d**k ROLLING US"

[Daughter of Elyon]

I just came upon another thing...

Person 1: OMG A CARRION FLUFF!!!1
Person 2: Ok, you kill over the fluffs and I WILL kill momma.
Person 1: OK IT DEID.
Person 2: Oh, killed her again. sorry.
Me: ......Did you kill her because you thought "Oh it's strong let's kill it!" or because you wanted to make others mad?
Person 2: Or did she even exist?
Person 2: lol
Several Random People: WTF?!
Person 4: Did someone kill the mother fluff?
Person 5: Yes, some retard killed her.

[anchiel]

Crusnik Lilith Sahl

I just came upon another thing...

Person 1: OMG A CARRION FLUFF!!!1
Person 2: Ok, you kill over the fluffs and I WILL kill momma.
Person 1: OK IT DEID.
Person 2: Oh, killed her again. sorry.
Me: ......Did you kill her because you thought "Oh it's strong let's kill it!" or because you wanted to make others mad?
Person 2: Or did she even exist?
Person 2: lol
Several Random People: WTF?!
Person 4: Did someone kill the mother fluff?
Person 5: Yes, some retard killed her.

XD well, they had a valid point biggrin She MAY not have exited at all XD Just like we may not exist biggrin XD In comparing our world with several parallel universes, such a conclusion could logically be arrived at biggrin

[Daughter of Elyon]

anchiel

Crusnik Lilith Sahl

I just came upon another thing...

Person 1: OMG A CARRION FLUFF!!!1
Person 2: Ok, you kill over the fluffs and I WILL kill momma.
Person 1: OK IT DEID.
Person 2: Oh, killed her again. sorry.
Me: ......Did you kill her because you thought "Oh it's strong let's kill it!" or because you wanted to make others mad?
Person 2: Or did she even exist?
Person 2: lol
Several Random People: WTF?!
Person 4: Did someone kill the mother fluff?
Person 5: Yes, some retard killed her.

XD well, they had a valid point biggrin She MAY not have exited at all XD Just like we may not exist biggrin XD In comparing our world with several parallel universes, such a conclusion could logically be arrived at biggrin

No, this person really did kill her. X[

EDIT: No, I know what you mean. Sorry, I misread what you were saying.

[onedaysomeday]

One:

Random guy: u luk lyk u peed ur pants
Me: OMG that was unneccessary.
Random guy: go chanj ur clothes...
Me: -finds a swarm of Skeeters and meets him-
Guy: -dies in five seconds-
Guy: halp.. im dien..
Me: Sorry. I don't talk nOoB.

[Little Miss Fortune]

mlangenh

wahmbulance 100 pages

Epic lag for devilish vixen disabled her from seeing her avi, which led to this convo:

I talked to her today, and she did eventually get her body back. It was fun while it lasted, though.

[EmberLilith]

VampRay

miyinimi

EmberLilith

This isn't exactly a 'funniest thing' and there are alot of me quotes in it but ... well i found it fricken hilarious and people who were there might've too. Some screennames are abbreviated (like with numbers missing at the end of them) and I'm sorry if I didn't get them right. sorry that it's long! I also tried to get the typing, puncuation and spelling, and everything perfect

Setup: I was talking to someone named BBCase on shout in Bill's Ranch and then the person i was in the screen with (The Real sasuke896) goes "WTF U TAKIN BOUT!"
EmberLilith: "i'm talking to BBCase on shout"
sasuke: I DONT CARE.
EmberLilith: you asked
sasuke: ok i really dont give a s**t so
sasukeTOO BAD
EmberLilith: i dunno why you're saying too bad when i'm not hurt by this
then i walk off that screen and sasuke goes on shout
sasuke: EMBERLILITH IS A NOOB!!
sasuke:TELL THE WORLD
BBCase: rather not
EmberLilith:that's hilarious.
Gabriel North: Being a Noob isn't a crime, it's an illness
sasuke: NOOBS ARE RETARTS
EmberLilith: Oh yeah. I'm a noob at 3.0 >.<
sasuke: JUST LIKE EMBER
sasuke: I'M A 3.4 DUMBASS!
sasuke: HAHAH
EmberLilith: Yes I saw that you're stronger than me.
EmberLilith: I also don't care.
BBCase: just as its much of an illnes constantly talking about noobs
sasuke: HAHAHA
BBCase: I wouldn't laugh
sasuke: CANT FACE THE TRUTH NOOB???
BBCase: youre not noob free
D0n Chanclas2: wow wat a difference .4
sasuke: WELL TOO BAD FOR U
EmberLilith: Um... You're not even hurting my feelings
sasuke: IM NOT TRYING TO
sasuke:wat makes you think that NOOB??
staudacherth: lol
EmberLilith: I think you have a caps lock addiction.
sasuke: IM STILL ON CAPS NOOB
sasuke:WHAT U GONNA DO BOUT IT
EmberLilith:Wait for someone to report you for spamming.
sasuke: GO AHEAD>
EmberLilith: Does anyone else find this conversation hilarious?
BBCase: spamming?? hes just being an idiot picking pointless fights XD
sasuke: YES I DO
Neko Kazu: spam tastes bad, or so i heard
EmberLilith:Eh. I suppose that's true,BBCase.
ChiyakkoUmbre(on Talk): he's purposely trying to bug you lol
EmberLilith: it's not working.
sasuke: BB LOSER COME SAY THAT TOO MY FACE
slowik(on Talk): You guys are idiots
sasuke(on Shout):THANK YOU

It was hilarious to me. I hope you guys enjoy it. Thanks to thsoe of you who laughed with me! heart

thats funny. rofl

all that while keeping your calm? thats admirable. and Noob is an attitude, you weren't, he was.

Thanks! biggrin Yeah I thought that was pretty much the funniest part. I could've easily started calling him a noob and gotten people to agree but it was funnier to see him be all 'badass' and 3.4-esq. =D

[AIRanimechiic]

Ousto Logra

Sensual Soul

Ousto Logra

Sensual Soul

Okay while on a farming run not a End Boss run, with a bunch of 8's and 2 cl 7.6 ....Yeah we beat him!
Anyways...

know that room with the crystals that look like penises? Well I stopped to "kiss" them for luck (someone told me would bring me luck if I did that! Worth a try right?)

Me: *kisses for luck*
Other person: Lick it too! Might give us more luck!

So........okay....

Me: Sure....*Licks* Ow...cut my tongue!

p***s crystals? o_o

Do you perhaps have a screenie of said p***s shaped crystals? lol

Here you go!

rofl
I am easily amused. xD

omg. this has GOT to be first place for hilariousness. rofl
is p****s really shaped like that? O.O eek

[Xia Sanzo]

Kitary

Noob: how do i get tat shark tat u hav
Me: You have to salvage your rings
*noob goes to null then comes back out a few minutes later*
Noob: i salvage all of dem and still no shark :[
Me: Oh maybe its a glitch? You should talk to Qix about that.
Noob: whos qix?
(while this is happening take note that there are random people loling all over the place)
Me: He's this guy that can fix every problem you have. To find him you have to go into that gate (walks near DMP then back to Noob) then up the mountain and walk through another gate.
*Noob goes into DMP and I run to wait by the null*
*almost 5 secs of sitting there the noob appears*
Noob: i dies befor i get there
Me: Oh thats too bad, you should try again.
Noob: y is it that difficult to talk to qix
Me: because if everyone could ask qix questions there would be this horrible backup and its just impossible to answer every single one.
Noob: oh ok ty
Me: np
*heads back to DMP*
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-facepalm-

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This is EPIC

[Xia Sanzo]

SamIyam

So ok. I am usually on really late at night when there are only about 20000 people online in the first place, and I needed to kill the she wolf.

For this I needed a crew so I kept typing periodically, "Anyone of she wolf quest?" and "Come to crystal to crew up to kill she-wolf"

This went on for a little bit.

Finally I got a response from someone who said and I quote.

"STFU a*****e, nobody wants to kill the ******** she-b***h!"

So I though to myself, what would Jesus do?

So I wander around looking for the person who was so rude to me and found his crew camped killing fluffs and wolf pups on one screen.

I walk right past them, head held high.

I march right up to the she wolf screen and shoot her right in the butt with my arrow and take off running.

I make it back to their screen intact. They all scream Oh, s**t!!! and start killing her as best they can.

They all died horribly.

Best part of the story? She was almost dead when they died, and I managed to kill her and get credit before I quit for the night.

Nice, that should teach people to quit being a-holes.

[Snocks]

keito melfina

FEL1X

IDKWTF Happened...

Scriptors have invaded zOMG scream

isnt it obvious????
it's just been copy and pasted on

[Ousto Logra]

Halloween Magic

keito melfina

FEL1X

IDKWTF Happened...

Scriptors have invaded zOMG scream

isnt it obvious????
it's just been copy and pasted on

OMG no wai. eek