Me1: So many bumpers... so few chatters....
Me2: Talk to yourself then!!
Me1: I am you silly girl!
Me2: Don't insult me! I'm my favourite person!
Me1: Talking to myself is weird..
Me2: You're weird.
Me1: Hey!! Don't insult me!! You just said I'm your favourite person!!
Me2: ....I'd slap you if it wouldn't hurt...
Me1: I'm silly.