Major Benson Winifred Payne:
[Payne has just been informed that the USMC has run out of battles for him to fight, AND has passed him over for promotion to Lieutenant Colonel] ~General, are you telling me that nowhere in the military is there any longer a job for trained human weapons of destruction such as myself?
Gen. Decker:
~Most blood is now shed in the halls of Congress, Payne. Guys like us are becoming dinosaurs.
Major Benson Winifred Payne:
General, surely there must be SOMEBODY left who needs some killing, or some killing done for them.
Gen. Decker:
~Sorry, Major. There's nobody left. You've killed them all.
Major Payne:
~Boy, I am two seconds from being on you like white on rice in a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm. I'm gonna put my foot so far up your a**, the water on my knee will quench your thirst.
~Major Payne