"Sorry, but I'm an old fashioned gal. I was raised to believe that men dig up the corpses and the women have the babies." -Buffy Summers
"Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass." -Cordelia Chase
"I worship Beelzebub. I do his biddings! Do you see any goats around? No! 'Cause I sacrificed them!" -Willow Rosenberg
"Yes, men like sports. Men watch the action movie, they eat of the beef, and enjoy to look at the bosoms." -Xander Harris
"On the plus side you've killed the bench, which was looking shifty." -Daniel "Oz" Osbourne
"Nothing can defeat the p***s! [looks around] Too loud, very unseemly." -Xander Harris
"And remember, if you hurt her I will beat you to death with a shovel. A vague disclaimer is nobody's friend. Have fun!" -Willow Rosenberg
"I for one didn't want to start my day with a slaughter... Which really just goes to show how much I've grown!" -Anya Jenkins
"Yeah, I could do that, but I'm paralyzed with not caring very much." -Spike
"Trying to send him to a specific place is sort of like, like... trying to hit a puppy by throwing a live bee at it. Which is a weird image and you should all just forget it." -Willow Rosenberg
"I know this ritual! The ancient shamans were next called upon to do the hokey pokey and turn themselves around!" -Buffy Summers
"That'll put marzipan in your pie plate, bingo!" -Buffybot
"We do not joke about eating people in this house!" -Buffy Summers
"I, Anya, promise to... love you, to cherish you, to honor you, but not to obey you, of course, because that's anachronistic and misogynistic and who do you think you are, like a sea captain or something?" -Anya Jenkins
"Who you gonna call? ...God, that phrase is never gonna be usable again, is it?" -Spike
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