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Heathers: "******** me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Teresa?"

How the Grinch Stole Christmas: The nerve of those Whos. Inviting me down there - on such short notice! Even if I wanted to go my schedule wouldn't allow it. 4:00, wallow in self pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one; 5:30, jazzercize; 6:30, dinner with me - I can't cancel that again; 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing... I'm booked. Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness. But what would I wear?
Paul Smecker: What are you doing?
Hojo: I just wanted to cuddle.
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Warlord


My favourite movie quotes

The Black Cauldron
The Horned King: Now I call on my Army of the Dead; the Cauldron-born! Arise, my messengers of death! Our time has arrived!

The Nightmare Before Christmas
Jack Skellington: [singing] Just because I cannot see it, doesn't mean I can't believe it!

Jack Skellington: [singing with false pomp] And I, *Jack*, the *Pumpkin King*, grow tired of the same old thing.

Jack Skellington If the only understood, he'd give it all up if he only could

Jack Skellington: But I never intended all this madness.

Jack: I grow so weary of the sound of screams.

Jack: Year after year, it's the same routine.


Titanic
Rose: A womens heart is a deep ocean of secrets.

HotRod
Denise: It's only embarrassing if you care what people think

Alice in Wonderland (2010/1951)
Alice Kingsley: This is impossible.
The Mad Hatter: Only if you believe it is.

Cheshire Cat: All this talk of blood and slaying has put me off my tea.

Cheshire Cat: If I were looking for a white rabbit, I'd ask the Mad Hatter.
Alice: The Mad Hatter? Oh, no no no...
Cheshire Cat: Or, you could ask the March Hare, in that direction.
Alice: Oh, thank you. I think I'll see him...
Cheshire Cat: Of course, he's mad, too.
Alice: But I don't want to go among mad people.
Cheshire Cat: Oh, you can't help that. Most everyone's mad here.
[laughs maniacally; starts to disappear]
Cheshire Cat: You may have noticed that I'm not all there myself.

Alice: Oh, no, no. I was just wondering if you could help me find my way.
Cheshire Cat: Well that depends on where you want to get to.
Alice: Oh, it really doesn't matter, as long as...
Cheshire Cat: Then it really doesn't matter which way you go.


Holes
Sam: I can fix that.

Madame Zeroni: If only, if only, the woodpecker sighs, / The bark on the tree was as soft as the skies. / The wolf waits below, hungry and lonely, / And cries to the moon, / If only if only.



Any probably many more


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Dapper Dabbler

"That rug really tied the room together."
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Clean Lunatic

"Can I eat him?"
"No, you can't. Go home."

-Princess Mononoke (in Japanese)
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Vicious Wench

"You are all my children now" -Nightmare on Elm Street (uhh...maybe the 2nd one)
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Adored Admirer

I might as well just post the scenes.



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Aged Phantom

User ImageThis line.
My absolute favorite monologue.
(Start at 2:11)



King Haggard:

There... There they are. There they are!
They are mine! They belong to me!
The red bull gathered them for me one by one.. And I bade him drive each one into the sea!
Now, they live there.
And every tide carries them, within an easy step of the land--
But they dare not come out of the water!
... They are afraid of the Red Bull.

I like... to watch them.
They fill me with joy...
The first time I felt it, I thought... I was going to die.
I said to the Red Bull,
'I must have them-- I have must have all of them! All there are!
For nothing makes me, happy.. But
their shining, and their grace...'

So the Red Bull caught them.


Each time I see the unicorns--
my unicorns--
It is like that morning in the woods,
and I am truly young,
in spite of myself.

--You are the last.

(Unicorn: M'lord, I--I do not understand. I see nothing at all in the water.)

Do you still deny yourself?
Do you dare still... pretend to be human?
I'll hurl you down to the others with my own hands! If you dare deny yourself!

(Unicorn: Augh! What are you saying?)

It must be so!
I can't be mistaken.
Yet, your eyes-- your eyes have become empty as Lear's-- as any eyes that-- never saw unicorns...

Makes no difference. I can wait.
The end will be the same.
I can wait...



... Consequently, King Haggard is also my favorite antagonist of all time.
Christopher Lee (now famous for playing Saruman) did the voice. Amazing guy.

EDIT:

Christopher Lee played a big wizard who looked very similar to Gandalf. D:<
I WAS TIRED!
I will have poetry in my life. And adventure. And love. Love above all. No... not the artful postures of love, not playful and poetical games of love for the amusement of an evening, but love that... over-throws life. Unbiddable, ungovernable - like a riot in the heart, and nothing to be done, come ruin or rapture. Love - like there has never been in a play.
--Shakespeare in Love

I also love the ending of Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind where Joel tells Clem about how their relationship will just fall apart again, no matter what they do because the last time they were together it ended so badly. Then they just have this moment where they look at each other and say, "Okay" and start laughing. It's just one of the most amazing little moments of film, in my opinion.

Those are the first two off the top of my head. There are many more though.
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King Cutie-Pie

            x
            "Who glued these quarters to the floor?"
            "I did."
            "Why the hell for, man?"
            "I don't feel that I need to explain my art to you, Warren."
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Partying Prophet

Landon: "I might kiss you"
Jamie "I might be bad at it"
Landon "That's impossible"
*kissing scene*
Landon "Jamie.. I love you... Now would be the time to say something."
Jamie "...I told you not to fall in love with me"

Me: *bursts into tears* My favourite scene in my favourite movie.

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Tipsy Poster

Found it! 3nodding

Ian: You don't know my brother, okay? He's gonna ******** my a** with a roll of quarters!
Ezekiel: What? He's gonna what? With what?
Ian: Oh, yeah! He's gonna go get off work early, and he's gonna walk into the bank, stand in line, change a 10, find my a**, and just... ******** it... with a roll of ******** quarters.

This is from Sex Drive.
The Royal Tenenbaums

Royal: "You know, Richie, this illness, this closeness to death...
it's had a profound affect on me. I feel like a different person, I really do."
Richie: "Dad, you were never dying."
Royal: "But I'm going to live."
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Fanatical Prophet

Crap. I'll probably end up editing this post if/when I remember one.
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Greedy Genius

Tom: Well this is, and Rhoda, no disrespect, but um, this is total s**t. Go for it? You can do it? That's not inspirational that's suicidal! If pickles goes for it right there that's a dead cat. Lies, were liars think about it, why do people buy these things? It's not because they wanna say how they feel, people buy cards cause they can't say how they feel or they're afraid too. We provide the service that lets them off the hook. You know what? I say to hell with it. Lets level with America at least let them speak for themselves right I mean look, look. What is this, what does this say? "Congratulations on your new baby." How bout "congratulations on your new baby, guess that's it for hanging out, nice knowing ya." How bout this one? With all the pretty hearts on the front, I think I know where this ones going. Yup "Happy Valentines Day sweetheart, I love you." Isn't that sweet? Ain't love grand? This is exactly what I'm talking about. What does that even mean, love? Do you know? Do you? Anybody? If somebody gave me this card Mr. Vance, I'd eat it. It's these cards, and the movies and the pop songs, they're to blame for all the lies and the heartache, everything. We're responsible. I'M responsible. I think we do a bad thing here. People should be able to say how they feel, how they really feel, not ya know, some words that some stranger put in their mouth. Words like love, that don't mean anything. Sorry, I'm sorry, I um, I quit. There's enough bullshit in the world without my help

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