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I dated a man for ten months and was in love with him during that time. We broke up at the end of April due to his leaving for the Air Force (it complicated our relationship). He left mid-May for basic training.

I started to date someone new towards the end of May that I had an attraction to for awhile (but of course never acted upon). He gave me a present of Fruity Pebbles, my favorite cereal, when he found out that I got in a car accident and totaled my car on May 5th, five days after my break-up.

I really really like this person. He and I got along far better than my ex-boyfriend and I did. We are more similar. But two weeks in, he said he wasn't ready for a relationship. I, however, still have feelings for him.

We are really close friends, and he himself has now decided to enlist... in the Air Force.

[Beautiful Drug]

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I dated a man for ten months and was in love with him during that time. We broke up at the end of April due to his leaving for the Air Force (it complicated our relationship). He left mid-May for basic training.

I started to date someone new towards the end of May that I had an attraction to for awhile (but of course never acted upon). He gave me a present of Fruity Pebbles, my favorite cereal, when he found out that I got in a car accident and totaled my car on May 5th, five days after my break-up.

I really really like this person. He and I got along far better than my ex-boyfriend and I did. We are more similar. But two weeks in, he said he wasn't ready for a relationship. I, however, still have feelings for him.

We are really close friends, and he himself has now decided to enlist... in the Air Force.

Ironic.

[Daimin VonRavenstone]

Last Monday, an ex called me to tell me she might be caring for my child. She hadn't seen me in about a year. The thing is, yes we did have sex but I wore a condom and she was apparently on birth control. Oh, why did she say might? Because two days after we had sex, she broke up with me because I was mad at her for doing heroin and cocane. Then, two days after the break-up she had sex with another guy.

So I met up with her last week, she's still on cocane, drinking and has two boyfriends. When I met with her, she smelled like booze and had weed in her pocket which she was planning to sell to get back to her place. Oh and she had no supplies to watch after the child.

Fast forward to 8 hours ago: Yep I'm the dad, his name is David and he's a year 2 months and 8 days old...haha, I counted. Anyway, she asked me to look after him for a bit since she had some things to do. me being the sometimes naive idiot that I am said sure.

So, now her cell phone's been disconnected, she's deleted her MSN and she's moved out of her apartment, I can't get in contact with her at all and I still have David. So, I'm a single father with only a few supplies right now, thankfully my sister, aunt and brother-in-law are getting the stuff I do need since hey, I don't have a car seat so I can't exactly go looking for baby stuff.. FML

[Dethenger]

There's an entire website for this.

[Kimberly The Super Lawyer]

I read through the whole thread and never got the 'lulz'. FML