F.M.L

[Dolce Rogue]

When... i don't have anything to say FML....

Geez.... FML

[teacupsue]

Roxus333

teacupsue

Um...you realize there's a website called
fmylife.com right? No need to post on here :'P.

I know its a site, I've seen it. But, I just wanted to put this up for some people on Gaia to post on. Just for fun i guess.

Ok, just making sure. I'll post my own. It's kind of a build up XP. At this point it's just funny xD.

So a couple of weeks ago we just got our car back from an auto body shop. My mom was in a minor crash and needed to get one of the doors replaced. We had the car about 3 freakin hours. We headed to the DMV to inform them and get some permit thing. My lawyer won't let me release too many details. All I am going to say is that we were in the red light and then it became a 4 car crash XP. Our car was the only one ******** up D:<!

My mom and I were the only ones injured. My mom pulled muscles on her neck and left shoulder. I injured both my knees, my lower back, and my left hip. I can't walk now, and I can't look for work. Fortunately I'm in a lot of pain. I say fortunately because at least I don't have spinal corn injuries and I'll walk again eventually. Until then, I'm on crutches. I should be on a wheelchair, but that would mean sitting. I can only stand or lie down.

Now we're in the middle of this lawsuit and going to a damn chiropractor 3 days a week. I need to, but it sucks! Oh, and we're getting evicted. We found a new apartment. It's an upstairs apartment. Again, crutches XP. I already pulled a muscle in my left shoulder trying to get up the stairs. Imagine doing that every other day and sometimes every day :'D! We don't have time to find another place, we're getting evicted this week. Wait, it's Friday. I guess it's next week. Regardless, I'm moving to an upstairs apartment xD.

One part that I don't find funny is that due to my injuries, I might not be able to start college this fall and I'm going to have to put my job search on hold. I live in Nevada, I'm suppose to be going to school in California. I need to move by the beginning of August.

There, done :'D!

[jamidix]

idk

[bunnypiggy]

FML makes me feel better about my life. =]

[Th3_Thr3ad_Kill3r]

I never had this FML moment but I came up with it.

One day, on my instant messenger, my boyfriend and I were having hawt cyber sex. Then my friend IMed me and had me switch boxes. Since I have to look down to type, I accidentally said "******** me harder" to my friend.

We haven't talked since.

FML.

xd

[o sunflower king]

I love FMLs.
So many lulz to be had. xd

[Ellyn]

i'm fat and i just ate a bag of M&M's.
FML
O:<

[-hY6Vk-]

no as far as my boyfriend is next to me i won't say that

[Roxus333]

teacupsue

Roxus333

teacupsue

Um...you realize there's a website called
fmylife.com right? No need to post on here :'P.

I know its a site, I've seen it. But, I just wanted to put this up for some people on Gaia to post on. Just for fun i guess.

Ok, just making sure. I'll post my own. It's kind of a build up XP. At this point it's just funny xD.

So a couple of weeks ago we just got our car back from an auto body shop. My mom was in a minor crash and needed to get one of the doors replaced. We had the car about 3 freakin hours. We headed to the DMV to inform them and get some permit thing. My lawyer won't let me release too many details. All I am going to say is that we were in the red light and then it became a 4 car crash XP. Our car was the only one ******** up D:<!

My mom and I were the only ones injured. My mom pulled muscles on her neck and left shoulder. I injured both my knees, my lower back, and my left hip. I can't walk now, and I can't look for work. Fortunately I'm in a lot of pain. I say fortunately because at least I don't have spinal corn injuries and I'll walk again eventually. Until then, I'm on crutches. I should be on a wheelchair, but that would mean sitting. I can only stand or lie down.

Now we're in the middle of this lawsuit and going to a damn chiropractor 3 days a week. I need to, but it sucks! Oh, and we're getting evicted. We found a new apartment. It's an upstairs apartment. Again, crutches XP. I already pulled a muscle in my left shoulder trying to get up the stairs. Imagine doing that every other day and sometimes every day :'D! We don't have time to find another place, we're getting evicted this week. Wait, it's Friday. I guess it's next week. Regardless, I'm moving to an upstairs apartment xD.

One part that I don't find funny is that due to my injuries, I might not be able to start college this fall and I'm going to have to put my job search on hold. I live in Nevada, I'm suppose to be going to school in California. I need to move by the beginning of August.

There, done :'D!

Damn...that must of sucked big time...well, at least you aren't paralized. That would just be a huge smack in the face there.

[C00kies]

I absolutely hate it when people say "FML" or "******** my life"

[Tute Sweet]

My souffles are not quite impeccable. FML!

(Sorry, that was the best I could do. )

[Jornyy]

Roxus333

i have no identity

Has grammar really failed so? neutral

What's your ******** my life?

What the ********? scream

******** your life, b***h.

Look, I forgot the ' in the middle of the the 'F.M.L' part, I didn't mean to use improper grammer. And really, you need to be that angry about it? "F*** your life b***h" Honestly? You need to say that? A little too harsh don't you think?

I suppose this noob probably doesn't have his ******** word filter turned off and thinks cursing is bad? Do everyone a favor, go to my gaia->account settings->preferences and turn the word filter to minimal(upper left corner).

[Metroid Dread]

I had my wisdom teeth removed yesterday. MLIA.

[Arian de Fanel]

I've never had an FML moment...
FML!

[svspek]

i have no identity

Has grammar really failed so? neutral

What's your ******** my life?

What the ********? scream

******** your life, b***h.

a little unnecessary there hun