F.M.L

[Radioactive Bear Claw]

Artistic Genocide

This isn't really an F 'MY' life. it's more an F. 'MY FRIENDS' life.xD
Her and her boyfriend have been dating for ten months. It was their ten month anniversary, and she found out that he had been cheating on her for three months with another woman named Debbie. So she goes home crying, and she was gonna tell her mom everything.
She walked in the door, and bam. There he is. her ex-boyfriend. Her jaw drops and she asks what he's doing her, and he asks the same thing. Then her mom comes out of her room wearing her ex's shirt, no pants. My friend asks, "Mom, what's going on?" at the same time her ex asks, "Debbie, why is she here?"
Apparently, the girl he had been cheating on her with was her own mother.-_-'

Go crazy?

I lol'd... hard.

Don't mind if I do.

[Holy MerrienneCakes]

I'd rather not discuss it...

[KabukiSherbet]

I really liked this guy once, and we really connected. We'd flirt in class, and it was way cute. I decided one night that I would ask him out the next day at school, then bam. I look on my facebook news feed to find he's in a relationship with another girl. In a different state. Who looks just like me.
I asked what that was about and he said that I reminded him of her and he wanted to go out with her for a while, so he asked her out.

FML!!!

[interior crocodile gator]

I went to disney world with this guy that I like, and he asked if he needed me to hold his hand so I wouldn't get lost. I said no, oblivious.

FML

[x_thriller]

YEAH!!
FAYL.

[iiNecrophiliac]

Artistic Genocide

This isn't really an F 'MY' life. it's more an F. 'MY FRIENDS' life.xD

Her and her boyfriend have been dating for ten months. It was their ten month anniversary, and she found out that he had been cheating on her for three months with another woman named Debbie. So she goes home crying, and she was gonna tell her mom everything.

She walked in the door, and bam. There he is. her ex-boyfriend. Her jaw drops and she asks what he's doing her, and he asks the same thing. Then her mom comes out of her room wearing her ex's shirt, no pants. My friend asks, "Mom, what's going on?" at the same time her ex asks, "Debbie, why is she here?"

Apparently, the girl he had been cheating on her with was her own mother.-_-'

omg....For real???

[Radioactive Bear Claw]

Holy MerrienneCakes

I'd rather not discuss it...

Go crazy?

Then why would you post here in the first place?

Don't mind if I do.

[Veriona]

lol I'd had to have one of those

[Rose Mystica]

I've been vigorously searching for jobs for seven months, but remain unemployed.

I'm flat broke.

I'm twenty-one, and because I'm broke and unemployed, living with my parents, who I don't particularly like (though I AM grateful).

I can't seem to conquer my emotional eating habit, so with the deep spiraling depression I've been stuck with for seven months, I've been gaining weight because I keep nibbling. And since I'm broke, I can't buy my own groceries and at least try to nibble on healthy things like grapes or carrots, and my stepmother and dad always have unhealthy foods in here.

I've never even held hands with a fella; men apparently find me completely unattractive in every way no matter what I try or what I do. When I ask men out, I'm invariably rejected, and men never ask me out. I take some very very very small consolation in that some women think I'm pretty cute, but then I lament that I'm not bisexual or a lesbian.

The only thing I'm really halfway decent at is writing stories.

Man, ******** my life. Sideways. With an iron stick.

[CLASHING-PLAIDS]

I had a crush on this guy in high school for almost the entire first half of sophomore year. The day I decided to tell him, he didn't show up in class. I found out he transferred and I haven't seen him again since. That was 5 years ago. F.M.L

The guy I liked in senior year told me he didn't feel right going out with me because he didn't have a car or a job, but he otherwise would. A couple weeks before graduation, he started dating a girl in our class. F.M.L

I don't have a boyfriend and haven't in 3 years. F.M.L

[Pet Elephant Seal]

I buried my dead hamster today. It's my birthday.
Yeah that's not that bad. >.>

[teacupsue]

Um...you realize there's a website called fmylife.com right? No need to post on here :'P.

[Torgrita uchiha]

my friend and i liked the same boy but he really liked me....So when my friend heard about it she ended up buying him his favorite thing in the world....He ened up liking her in the end and he got merried to her...she became an artist and now they're rich and live in a 3 storry masion..Yeah...FML!!!

[Roxus333]

teacupsue

Um...you realize there's a website called
fmylife.com right? No need to post on here :'P.

I know its a site, I've seen it. But, I just wanted to put this up for some people on Gaia to post on. Just for fun i guess.

[glass teeth]

I'm not allowed to talk to the love of my life or goes to jail.
FML