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BlackShadow03
Jaaten Syric
BlackShadow03
Calmer
~ shukioku ~
Why should we evolved if we were created by God like himself in a perfect state?
Unless, of course, when God created us in His image, he was a primate. surprised


That would explain some of God's antics........ This might actually hold water! xd


Wait. You mean the stuff he rained down on Sodom and Gomorrah wasn't fire and brimstone but... Ew.


Well......maybe the long fall caused it to heat up upon entry to the atmosphere! surprised


I guess the "Virgin" Mary was kinkier than we thought...
 
     
 
tylara67
BlackShadow03
Jaaten Syric
BlackShadow03
Calmer
~ shukioku ~
Why should we evolved if we were created by God like himself in a perfect state?
Unless, of course, when God created us in His image, he was a primate. surprised


That would explain some of God's antics........ This might actually hold water! xd


Wait. You mean the stuff he rained down on Sodom and Gomorrah wasn't fire and brimstone but... Ew.


Well......maybe the long fall caused it to heat up upon entry to the atmosphere! surprised


I guess the "Virgin" Mary was kinkier than we thought...


xd

I can see it now......

Joseph: "Mary! I'm home!"
Mary: "Ah!"
Joseph: *Gasp* "Mary.....is that a...a....chimp!?"
"God": "OOHH OOHH! AHH! AHH!"
Mary: ".....Oh Joseph, it's not what it looks like...."
"God": OOGA OOGA! ::Starts throwing poo around the place::
Mary: ".......It's....ah.....he is...umm....God. Ya! He's God! ......In the form of a chimp!"
Joseph: "Er......God?"
Mary: "Ya! I'm going to have his baby! .....What should we name him?"
Joseph: "....Jesus Christ!--"
Mary: "Perfect!"

xd
     
BlackShadow03
tylara67
BlackShadow03
Jaaten Syric
BlackShadow03


That would explain some of God's antics........ This might actually hold water! xd


Wait. You mean the stuff he rained down on Sodom and Gomorrah wasn't fire and brimstone but... Ew.


Well......maybe the long fall caused it to heat up upon entry to the atmosphere! surprised


I guess the "Virgin" Mary was kinkier than we thought...


xd

I can see it now......

Joseph: "Mary! I'm home!"
Mary: "Ah!"
Joseph: *Gasp* "Mary.....is that a...a....chimp!?"
"God": "OOHH OOHH! AHH! AHH!"
Mary: ".....Oh Joseph, it's not what it looks like...."
"God": OOGA OOGA! ::Starts throwing poo around the place::
Mary: ".......It's....ah.....he is...umm....God. Ya! He's God! ......In the form of a chimp!"
Joseph: "Er......God?"
Mary: "Ya! I'm going to have his baby! .....What should we name him?"
Joseph: "....Jesus Christ!--"
Mary: "Perfect!"

xd


T-Shirt Hell
 
     
 
tylara67
BlackShadow03
tylara67
BlackShadow03
Jaaten Syric
BlackShadow03


That would explain some of God's antics........ This might actually hold water! xd


Wait. You mean the stuff he rained down on Sodom and Gomorrah wasn't fire and brimstone but... Ew.


Well......maybe the long fall caused it to heat up upon entry to the atmosphere! surprised


I guess the "Virgin" Mary was kinkier than we thought...


xd

I can see it now......

Joseph: "Mary! I'm home!"
Mary: "Ah!"
Joseph: *Gasp* "Mary.....is that a...a....chimp!?"
"God": "OOHH OOHH! AHH! AHH!"
Mary: ".....Oh Joseph, it's not what it looks like...."
"God": OOGA OOGA! ::Starts throwing poo around the place::
Mary: ".......It's....ah.....he is...umm....God. Ya! He's God! ......In the form of a chimp!"
Joseph: "Er......God?"
Mary: "Ya! I'm going to have his baby! .....What should we name him?"
Joseph: "....Jesus Christ!--"
Mary: "Perfect!"

xd


T-Shirt Hell


eek
     
yeah, i agree with the original poster. why are there still monkeys around?
 
     
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yeah, i agree with the original poster. why are there still monkeys around?


Because you're an idiot who can't read past the first post?

If Americans exist, why are there still Europeans?
     
BlackShadow03
JEDI MASTER 2
yeah, i agree with the original poster. why are there still monkeys around?


Because you're an idiot who can't read past the first post?

If Americans exist, why are there still Europeans?


... Alternate timelines? Seems as plausible as any other creationist 'theory'.
 
     
 
Jaaten Syric
BlackShadow03
JEDI MASTER 2
yeah, i agree with the original poster. why are there still monkeys around?


Because you're an idiot who can't read past the first post?

If Americans exist, why are there still Europeans?


... Alternate timelines? Seems as plausible as any other creationist 'theory'.


Naw......it's that modern Europe is imaginary. The fire-breathing dinosaurs ate them. 3nodding
     

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hey you forgot one, christianity,

Dear Idiot,
I would like to inform you that this first "sentence" of yours caused much Internal Brain Hemmoraging on my part. The utter lack of understanding of when to use punctuation caused so much confusion that I nearly exploded. I believe that you wouldn't want that on your conscience

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and evolution is fiction it's just something scientists made up because they didn't want to give in to christianity.

Never mind that some of the most Foremost Leading Evolutionist are Christian and the fact that Evolution at no point denies the existence of a Deity.


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and how God made the world not a random big bang.

and Evolution has ******** all to do with big bang?
P.S: Big bang was first Theorized be a Christian Scientist. Catholic even.
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Proof is all around us, u just have to look

Funny that those with the most Institutional claim that "proof is all around" and never point it out.
     
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Jaaten Syric
Thank god for Hovind. If it weren't for his thesis on Fire-breathing T-Rexes we may never have gotten to the survivors in time.


Yeah, he nobly sacrificed the time he he was going to use to do his income taxes to write that thesis. *snicker*
 
     
 
It’s a theory, a possible truth. Scientists have no clue how the first cell came into existence. They have a few theories again but no fact. The same goes for creationism, no fact just faith. I believe in guided creation.
     
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Cetin
It’s a theory, a possible truth.

It's a theory, just like gravity and germ theory. It's also observed fact.

Cetin
Scientists have no clue how the first cell came into existence.

Abiogenesis has nothing to do with evolution, and claiming that scientists have no clue how it occured is a blatant lie.

Cetin
They have a few theories again but no fact.

They have hypotheses, which are not in any way guesses, and they have facts, which aren't yet sufficient to call it a theory.

Cetin
The same goes for creationism, no fact just faith.

Except that creationism isn't a theory. You're right that it has no facts, though. It doesn't have much faith either - if your faith in god is so weak as to be challenged by observations of the natural world, something's wrong.

Cetin
I believe in guided creation.

So why are you calling your god a liar by rejecting the reality which you believe he designed?
 
     
 
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Dr. Dino teaches us that taxes are just a theory.


A theory that violates the Second Law of Themodynamics.
 
     
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