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[ Poll ] Evolution: Fact Or Fiction

Whats your religion?

Atheist 0.39110644257703 39.1% [ 1117 ]
Protestant 0.16946778711485 16.9% [ 484 ]
Catholic 0.14040616246499 14.0% [ 401 ]
Hindu 0.012955182072829 1.3% [ 37 ]
Muslim 0.018207282913165 1.8% [ 52 ]
Jew 0.023459383753501 2.3% [ 67 ]
Buddhist 0.052170868347339 5.2% [ 149 ]
Greek Orthodox 0.0073529411764706 0.7% [ 21 ]
Pagan 0.1421568627451 14.2% [ 406 ]
Egyptian 0.042717086834734 4.3% [ 122 ]
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Post: 12326372_4456 created on Sat Dec 30, 2006 2:19 amPosted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 2:19 am
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Why should we evolved if we were created by God like himself in a perfect state?
Unless, of course, when God created us in His image, he was a primate. surprised


That would explain some of God's antics........ This might actually hold water! xd


Wait. You mean the stuff he rained down on Sodom and Gomorrah wasn't fire and brimstone but... Ew.


Well......maybe the long fall caused it to heat up upon entry to the atmosphere! surprised


I guess the "Virgin" Mary was kinkier than we thought...
 
     
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Post: 12326372_4457 created on Sat Dec 30, 2006 2:28 amPosted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 2:28 am
 
tylara67
BlackShadow03
Jaaten Syric
BlackShadow03
Calmer
~ shukioku ~
Why should we evolved if we were created by God like himself in a perfect state?
Unless, of course, when God created us in His image, he was a primate. surprised


That would explain some of God's antics........ This might actually hold water! xd


Wait. You mean the stuff he rained down on Sodom and Gomorrah wasn't fire and brimstone but... Ew.


Well......maybe the long fall caused it to heat up upon entry to the atmosphere! surprised


I guess the "Virgin" Mary was kinkier than we thought...


xd

I can see it now......

Joseph: "Mary! I'm home!"
Mary: "Ah!"
Joseph: *Gasp* "Mary.....is that a...a....chimp!?"
"God": "OOHH OOHH! AHH! AHH!"
Mary: ".....Oh Joseph, it's not what it looks like...."
"God": OOGA OOGA! ::Starts throwing poo around the place::
Mary: ".......It's....ah.....he is...umm....God. Ya! He's God! ......In the form of a chimp!"
Joseph: "Er......God?"
Mary: "Ya! I'm going to have his baby! .....What should we name him?"
Joseph: "....Jesus Christ!--"
Mary: "Perfect!"

xd
     
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Post: 12326372_4458 created on Sat Dec 30, 2006 2:37 amPosted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 2:37 am
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Jaaten Syric
BlackShadow03


That would explain some of God's antics........ This might actually hold water! xd


Wait. You mean the stuff he rained down on Sodom and Gomorrah wasn't fire and brimstone but... Ew.


Well......maybe the long fall caused it to heat up upon entry to the atmosphere! surprised


I guess the "Virgin" Mary was kinkier than we thought...


xd

I can see it now......

Joseph: "Mary! I'm home!"
Mary: "Ah!"
Joseph: *Gasp* "Mary.....is that a...a....chimp!?"
"God": "OOHH OOHH! AHH! AHH!"
Mary: ".....Oh Joseph, it's not what it looks like...."
"God": OOGA OOGA! ::Starts throwing poo around the place::
Mary: ".......It's....ah.....he is...umm....God. Ya! He's God! ......In the form of a chimp!"
Joseph: "Er......God?"
Mary: "Ya! I'm going to have his baby! .....What should we name him?"
Joseph: "....Jesus Christ!--"
Mary: "Perfect!"

xd


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Post: 12326372_4459 created on Sat Dec 30, 2006 3:10 amPosted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 3:10 am
 
tylara67
BlackShadow03
tylara67
BlackShadow03
Jaaten Syric
BlackShadow03


That would explain some of God's antics........ This might actually hold water! xd


Wait. You mean the stuff he rained down on Sodom and Gomorrah wasn't fire and brimstone but... Ew.


Well......maybe the long fall caused it to heat up upon entry to the atmosphere! surprised


I guess the "Virgin" Mary was kinkier than we thought...


xd

I can see it now......

Joseph: "Mary! I'm home!"
Mary: "Ah!"
Joseph: *Gasp* "Mary.....is that a...a....chimp!?"
"God": "OOHH OOHH! AHH! AHH!"
Mary: ".....Oh Joseph, it's not what it looks like...."
"God": OOGA OOGA! ::Starts throwing poo around the place::
Mary: ".......It's....ah.....he is...umm....God. Ya! He's God! ......In the form of a chimp!"
Joseph: "Er......God?"
Mary: "Ya! I'm going to have his baby! .....What should we name him?"
Joseph: "....Jesus Christ!--"
Mary: "Perfect!"

xd


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Post: 12326372_4460 created on Sat Dec 30, 2006 4:32 amPosted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 4:32 am
yeah, i agree with the original poster. why are there still monkeys around?
 
     
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Post: 12326372_4461 created on Sat Dec 30, 2006 4:42 amPosted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 4:42 am
 
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yeah, i agree with the original poster. why are there still monkeys around?


Because you're an idiot who can't read past the first post?

If Americans exist, why are there still Europeans?
     
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Post: 12326372_4462 created on Sat Dec 30, 2006 4:53 amPosted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 4:53 am
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yeah, i agree with the original poster. why are there still monkeys around?


Because you're an idiot who can't read past the first post?

If Americans exist, why are there still Europeans?


... Alternate timelines? Seems as plausible as any other creationist 'theory'.
 
     
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Post: 12326372_4463 created on Sat Dec 30, 2006 5:00 amPosted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 5:00 am
 
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yeah, i agree with the original poster. why are there still monkeys around?


Because you're an idiot who can't read past the first post?

If Americans exist, why are there still Europeans?


... Alternate timelines? Seems as plausible as any other creationist 'theory'.


Naw......it's that modern Europe is imaginary. The fire-breathing dinosaurs ate them. 3nodding
     

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Post: 12326372_4464 created on Sat Dec 30, 2006 5:42 amPosted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 5:42 am
Thank god for Hovind. If it weren't for his thesis on Fire-breathing T-Rexes we may never have gotten to the survivors in time.
 
     
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Post: 12326372_4465 created on Sat Dec 30, 2006 6:40 amPosted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 6:40 am
 
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hey you forgot one, christianity,

Dear Idiot,
I would like to inform you that this first "sentence" of yours caused much Internal Brain Hemmoraging on my part. The utter lack of understanding of when to use punctuation caused so much confusion that I nearly exploded. I believe that you wouldn't want that on your conscience

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and evolution is fiction it's just something scientists made up because they didn't want to give in to christianity.

Never mind that some of the most Foremost Leading Evolutionist are Christian and the fact that Evolution at no point denies the existence of a Deity.


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and how God made the world not a random big bang.

and Evolution has ******** all to do with big bang?
P.S: Big bang was first Theorized be a Christian Scientist. Catholic even.
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Proof is all around us, u just have to look

Funny that those with the most Institutional claim that "proof is all around" and never point it out.
     
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Post: 12326372_4466 created on Sat Dec 30, 2006 8:05 amPosted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 8:05 am
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Thank god for Hovind. If it weren't for his thesis on Fire-breathing T-Rexes we may never have gotten to the survivors in time.


Yeah, he nobly sacrificed the time he he was going to use to do his income taxes to write that thesis. *snicker*
 
     
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Post: 12326372_4467 created on Sat Dec 30, 2006 8:22 amPosted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 8:22 am
 
It’s a theory, a possible truth. Scientists have no clue how the first cell came into existence. They have a few theories again but no fact. The same goes for creationism, no fact just faith. I believe in guided creation.
     
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Post: 12326372_4468 created on Sat Dec 30, 2006 9:30 amPosted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 9:30 am
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It’s a theory, a possible truth.

It's a theory, just like gravity and germ theory. It's also observed fact.

Cetin
Scientists have no clue how the first cell came into existence.

Abiogenesis has nothing to do with evolution, and claiming that scientists have no clue how it occured is a blatant lie.

Cetin
They have a few theories again but no fact.

They have hypotheses, which are not in any way guesses, and they have facts, which aren't yet sufficient to call it a theory.

Cetin
The same goes for creationism, no fact just faith.

Except that creationism isn't a theory. You're right that it has no facts, though. It doesn't have much faith either - if your faith in god is so weak as to be challenged by observations of the natural world, something's wrong.

Cetin
I believe in guided creation.

So why are you calling your god a liar by rejecting the reality which you believe he designed?
 
     
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Post: 12326372_4469 created on Sat Dec 30, 2006 9:42 amPosted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 9:42 am
 
Dr. Dino teaches us that taxes are just a theory.
     
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Post: 12326372_4470 created on Sat Dec 30, 2006 9:46 amPosted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 9:46 am
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Dr. Dino teaches us that taxes are just a theory.


A theory that violates the Second Law of Themodynamics.
 
     
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