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it's decided.
the daughter was dumped on them by her mother,
and they had many awkward parenting moments,
and moments where malcolm felt like killing all males in existence,
and wished they were all gay.

you guys made my shower complete. ;D
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that is glorious
is he handy with a gun?
because i can now imagine him stepping on nigel's chest after knocking him down and holding a shotgun in his face after nigel returns from being a pansy

yer welkum ;B
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                alright then.
                awkward parenting moments are the best parenting moments.
                SHOTGUN TO THE FACE.

                'course we did.
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no gun.
but actually, i beat he probably did punch him.
or get close to it before sig was like 'dude, chill.' xD
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yes, he totally punched him and then sig had to pull him off
because if he hadn't, nigel would probably be dead
which is exactly what malcolm had to do
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                nigel = punching bag.
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xDDD
yep.

malcolm never gets mad.
but when he does, ******** run.
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yup.
he can be pretty whiny, at least to himself and his wife
doing farm work will indeed be his hell
and he'll prove to be a weakling with two 60 yr old man
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have you seen gary sinise's bod?
obvs., NPH would be dead meat.
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i have not
but nph must be getting flabby with the twins these days
also, angry fathers are meant to be feared
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                gary sinise would own NPH.
                there's no doubt about it.

                and now it's my turn to go get clean.
                pengy out, bitches.
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we'll miss you til then, pengy!
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i think i want to play the cause of all this accidental pregnancy trouble.
and make him trouble incarnate.
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alright, sounds fantastic
my boy is going to be 7, jsyk
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and adorable, no doubt!

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