elmo and pengy, come here! ( private planning )

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you're the best

i really do
where have i been?
in the porn factory of course

greg wouldn't do very well himself
but it would be adorable
he'd slink downstairs, clutching his robe and whining
then snuggle against des to hide from the light and such x3

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nah, we are the best.

you've been occupied.
your brain was overrun by lust. xD

awwwwww.
that's so cute.
des will nurse him back to comfortable sobriety.

oh my god, can you imagine the misadventures?!
'des, i can't eat french fries!'
'you want that hangover to go away?'
'this doesn't make any sense.'
'who's the hangover expert here?!'

and then des would name several times he was hungover
and cured it in a hurry with greasy food and other such remedies
because he had a hot date with a cute jewish guy and didn't wanna c**k it up.

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boom. truth.

which is the norm xD

oh god, he really would puke if des brought him greasy food.
like, he hates the smell on a good day
then when he's hungover, des better get a mop.
so in the end it would be snuggling, water, and an assload of advil

d'aaaawwww i see what you did thurrr

[rosie the jesus third]

it's becoming my norm too. xD

well des is not afraid of puke. xD
the mother in him could never be afraid.
he's also good at snuggles.
and won't lecture greg for risking drowning until he's fully recovered.

=3

des was probably a wreck before dates with greg in the beginning.
totally bloody mess, all nerves and dorky chuckles.

totally i nearly killed myself with cute just now
imagining finn learning how to ride a bike.
because that would be the greatest example of teamwork.
all of the guys would have to work together.

i'm sure they had at least one adult bicycle in the house.
that somebody stole when they were drunk.

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;D i'm very proud of this fact

of course not.
but puking is never fun.
greg would attach himself to des all day
'wait, why're you getting up?'
'gotta hit the head'
'now?'
'uhhh yeah.'
'*pout* okaaaay'
well that's why one of them is sober
so they can make sure their bros don't drown.

awww, of course!
greg was no better internally
but he'd be trained by then not to look a mess on the outside
inside he was policing himself not to say the wrong thing or jump too far ahead

omg yes, adorable.
five grown men following him
shouting different things in weird accents xD

[rosie the jesus third]

awwwwwwww. :3
greeeggggg. so cute.
'you took two minutes! i'm cold again!'

well des was poorly socialized as a puppy. xD
and when he's worried about what's 'normal',
conversation is really difficult for hom.

xD
poor infant finn was probably like
'what are those giant babies blabbering about?!
why is it so loud?!'
and they all call him different nicknames.

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basically. when he's hungover, greg's a baby.
but when he's sick he's an idiot
'no, i can do things!'
'nope *pushes back down*'

xD of course, he only had other puppies of his breed.
but then greg touches his hand and he feels better~

omg yes, totally.
seriously, finn had an unusual upbringing
and i'll bet he walked in on his uncles/parents a few times in his childhood
poor thing.

i need to figure out the origin of drunk canoeing, man
so much to think about with this drabble.

[rosie the jesus third]

des will appreciate the chance to play nurse. xD
and not have to argue with greg.
because he's not good at that.

and that's how he knows he's in love.
because he says something silly about how much he likes carousel music,
and greg doesn't even bother to make fun of him.

i doubt it would've happened more than once. xD
after the first time nobody would wanna risk it.

figuring that sort of stuff out is hard!
that's why it took me so long to write that last porn,
because i kept trying to connect the dots, so to speak.

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and greg's response to that was a happy jaw-drop
'ohmygod. that. is the cutest thing i've ever heard!'
sorry about your ego, des.

ah, well, good.
i figure it never happened to gemmond and their bbs
because des would've been so cautious every time.

yeah, i get that.
blerg, this drabble will take me a while.

[rosie the jesus third]

awwwwwwww.
wait 'til you find out how good he is at making daisy chains.

definitely.
it's hard to get in the mood
when you're convinced your kids are gonna walk in. xD

that's okay. it'll most certainly be worth the wait.

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omg how would that even come to light before there were girls around

which is why they made sure every room had a lock
well, except for the kids' rooms
because hell to the no

of course
because i'll include greg's drunk texts xD

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it wouldn't, i'm sure.

hahahaha.
i locked my parents out of my room a lot.
always got me in wayyy more trouble than i was in initially. xD

hell yes!

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but once they take care of stacey's girls it'll come out

i did that when i was a had huge hissy fits
i bet darius wished he could do it all the time in his angsty years

i'm checking out the tflns in photobucket right now
ohhh man, so great.

'have you ever seen a drunk baby?'
omg why do i think of stacey or charlie saying this xD

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of course, he has to impress them and be a good uncle.

poor darius.
just use your dresser.

tflns are always good. :3

hahahaha.
i can so see charlie saying that.

'ever seen a drunk baby?'
'i don't like where this is going, charles, give me the baby.'
'i was only asking a question, woman, jesus...'
'language!'
'oh ********, here we - OWWWWW.'

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he would
but you know those herding dogs
they can be strong

need the link?
password is 'gayposles' ~

xD
charlie i love you
and imagining you with your baby desmond
almost like 'what can i get away with?'

it was from scrubs
i might make that graphic later