ED couplets. OP edited again! Are you in it? New additions!

[Heartfout]

Drum_Of_Octane

black_wing_angel

wasabichan

Demented smile and fuzzy ears,
Cheshire's at home brewing beers.

When Stuch was just a kilted laddie
- did he know he'd meet his Addie?

Captain my captain your lovely behind
is only surpassed by your glorious mind.

Elusive, mysterious, a catholic mother?
No one knows Noora but everyone luvs'er.

Don't ever go clubbing with Repellant unless
you don't mind getting seal brains on your dress.

I'll add more when I'm less braindead. In the meantime I strongly encourage you all to write a couplet about someone.

What, nothing for me? Wasabi, how could you exclude me?

Fine, I'll do one, myself.

Oh dear Kitten, dear Gunsmith who sings,
of her Angel, with black wings.

just the first woman who came to mind, so don't kill me, Gunsmith)

Too late, shes already lock and loaded.
Well... right after she stop feeling bloated.

Octane, your ways are becoming a bore.
I suggest you go find a two dollar man whore.

[Twilight Fox Zero]

Im sorry but i just dont have the time
So ill make a ryhme... out of my behind!

[black_wing_angel]

Drum_Of_Octane

black_wing_angel

wasabichan

Demented smile and fuzzy ears,
Cheshire's at home brewing beers.

When Stuch was just a kilted laddie
- did he know he'd meet his Addie?

Captain my captain your lovely behind
is only surpassed by your glorious mind.

Elusive, mysterious, a catholic mother?
No one knows Noora but everyone luvs'er.

Don't ever go clubbing with Repellant unless
you don't mind getting seal brains on your dress.

I'll add more when I'm less braindead. In the meantime I strongly encourage you all to write a couplet about someone.

What, nothing for me? Wasabi, how could you exclude me?

Fine, I'll do one, myself.

Oh dear Kitten, dear Gunsmith who sings,
of her Angel, with black wings.

just the first woman who came to mind, so don't kill me, Gunsmith)

Too late, shes already lock and loaded.
Well... right after she stop feeling bloated.

Maybe so, and that's too bad, ya.
But I can still lay claim to Omorose Panya!

[Olya]

We all meandered through our schooling haphazard; so, to God be thanks,

On a cold October evening,
As I saver the last autumn leafs,
I realize how ignorance would be a bliss
When mind wonders toward this gathering.

Do not tell me that you are succeeding
In the topics you try to discuss.
One must only skim through these verses
To know that the context is needing.

Is this why you have typed up these lines?
To subdue your ever-present boredom?
Are the subjects discussed in these rhymes
Truly worth the space in this forum?

I know not, but I'm typing them too
Could it be I'm as bored as... well, you?

...it's easy, without too much fooling, to pass for cultured in our ranks.

[wasabichan]

I've added some verses just now, go see!
But if you don't like them - don't hate on me! gonk

[black_wing_angel]

wasabichan

I've added some verses just now, go see!
But if you don't like them - don't hate on me! gonk

Wasabi, my friend, you've made my day!

But I'm more "romantic", I wouldn't "mangle" my prey.

[X_Torric_X]

Asevenex;
No one ever listens to him;
The government lies.

[wasabichan]

black_wing_angel

Wasabi, my friend, you've made my day!

But I'm more "romantic", I wouldn't "mangle" my prey.

Well I have to admit I got stuck on your name
- Angel is hard to rhyme with (and I'm lame.)

I'll try once more and this time pay heed
to your character, not your username - agreed?

Don't be fooled by his hardass veneer;
Angel's a kitten at heart I hear.

[black_wing_angel]

wasabichan

black_wing_angel

Wasabi, my friend, you've made my day!

But I'm more "romantic", I wouldn't "mangle" my prey.

Well I have to admit I got stuck on your name
- Angel is hard to rhyme with (and I'm lame.)

I'll try once more and this time pay heed
to your character, not your username - agreed?

Don't be fooled by his hardass veneer;
Angel's a kitten at heart I hear.

My name is hard to rhyme with, I know in my heart,
but I just wanted to make clear, that I prefer "loving", over tearing her apart.

I like the new one, I won't deny,
Once you get to know me, I'm a pretty nice guy.

[Cassidy Peterson]

Oh, cripes, you guys are ********' weird
For ED's future I'm a-feared

I'm only here because I'm bored
Elsewhere I seem to be ignored

[Avgvsto]

Obama the head of the malicious liberal disease
could make killing the helpless a thing of great ease

[DJ-Anarchy]

augustine17

Obama the head of the malicious liberal disease
could make killing the helpless a thing of great ease

Y'see, THIS is why certain people shouldn't be allowed to breed. Stupid can be passed on.

[Cassidy Peterson]

augustine17

Obama the head of the malicious liberal disease
could make killing the helpless a thing of great ease

That's not about ED at allllllllllll

[pulchritudinous soup]

Rhyme my name. If you do, I will show you how to be fabulous.

[Cassidy Peterson]

pulchritudinous soup

Rhyme my name. If you do, I will show you how to be fabulous.

pulchritudinous soup
has a name that rhymes with poop