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Cheshire6
I will get you more liquor, and ask you your take
On the thought of a strip, popping out of a cake.

This would depend, of course this you know,
On exactly who's flesh it would be on show.
 
     
 
Stuch BSc
Cheshire6
I will get you more liquor, and ask you your take
On the thought of a strip, popping out of a cake.

This would depend, of course this you know,
On exactly who's flesh it would be on show.

Well I don't usually do this, as you may guess
But I will do it, for your birthday no less.
     
Holy crap, The time draws near
I must go now to grab a beer.
 
     
 
Cheshire6
Well I don't usually do this, as you may guess
But I will do it, for your birthday no less.

I don't think even you have enough beer
For this endeavour to not seem so queer.
     
wasabichan
Skittish Nature-Boy
Bibi's taking a shot at this stuff again
While having a conversation with his twin.

There's two of you? How confusing to be
the mother of not just one but two Bibi!

Yes indeed, there is someone who counters me.
He's Asian, from Colorado, and his name is Vivi.
whee
 
     
~Then why did I find some morning wood, my shirt rather wet, and a fresh breeze ?

******** yeah with a ******** ******** of a b***h-a** shitted ********.
 
Stuch BSc

Remember aswell as this night encroaches,
The closer and closer my birthday approaches.

If we weren't scattered all over this sphere
we'd be standing outside your flat with a cheer!
     
Stuch BSc
Cheshire6
Well I don't usually do this, as you may guess
But I will do it, for your birthday no less.

I don't think even you have enough beer
For this endeavour to not seem so queer.

Now see here
Beer or not, this is not queer.
 
     
 
Stuch BSc
Cheshire6
Well I don't usually do this, as you may guess
But I will do it, for your birthday no less.

I don't think even you have enough beer
For this endeavour to not seem so queer.

He can always brew more, but that doesn't matter
- bromance goes well with blueberry batter.
     
it rhymes
with time
or not
 
     
 
manpixie
it rhymes
with time
or not

I wish it wasn't so late in my country
- I want to stay here with you and your poetry!
     
wasabichan
manpixie
it rhymes
with time
or not

I wish it wasn't so late in my country
- I want to stay here with you and your poetry!

Time is subjective
Where I live
Plus, money bags Look nice
beneath the eyes
 
     
 
wasabichan
manpixie
it rhymes
with time
or not

I wish it wasn't so late in my country
- I want to stay here with you and your poetry!

There is no excuse to retreat,
When we still got gays to beat.
     
wasabichan
Demented smile and fuzzy ears,
Cheshire's at home brewing beers.

When Stuch was just a kilted laddie
- did he know he'd meet his Addie?

Captain my captain your lovely behind
is only surpassed by your glorious mind.

Elusive, mysterious, a catholic mother?
No one knows Noora but everyone luvs'er.

Don't ever go clubbing with Repellant unless
you don't mind getting seal brains on your dress.

I'll add more when I'm less braindead. In the meantime I strongly encourage you all to write a couplet about someone.


What, nothing for me? Wasabi, how could you exclude me?

Fine, I'll do one, myself.

Oh dear Kitten, dear Gunsmith who sings,
of her Angel, with black wings.

just the first woman who came to mind, so don't kill me, Gunsmith)
 
     

Fresnel
Angel: Solving every situation with &******** [pronoun]"
 
black_wing_angel
wasabichan
Demented smile and fuzzy ears,
Cheshire's at home brewing beers.

When Stuch was just a kilted laddie
- did he know he'd meet his Addie?

Captain my captain your lovely behind
is only surpassed by your glorious mind.

Elusive, mysterious, a catholic mother?
No one knows Noora but everyone luvs'er.

Don't ever go clubbing with Repellant unless
you don't mind getting seal brains on your dress.

I'll add more when I'm less braindead. In the meantime I strongly encourage you all to write a couplet about someone.


What, nothing for me? Wasabi, how could you exclude me?

Fine, I'll do one, myself.

Oh dear Kitten, dear Gunsmith who sings,
of her Angel, with black wings.

just the first woman who came to mind, so don't kill me, Gunsmith)

Too late, shes already lock and loaded.
Well... right after she stop feeling bloated.
     
Regretful it is to make entrance too late
Wasabi almighty has sealed up the gate

Cute little verses of Whiskey and snow
Are bound to remind me that now I must go
 
     
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