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Drum_Of_Octane

Where my little GunsmithKitten?
I'm ready for some good hard ridin'.

You say that gunsmith is in need of a ride.
But I give you my catch phrase, "Go outside." neutral
 
     
 
Ghillie In Mist

If you are quite afraid of my decency
I gladly show obscenity with no regret.

(Better?)

It's better by far than your last attempt,
now make it rhyme or it just looks unkempt.
     
Stuch BSc
wasabichan
Stuch BSc
I worry sometimes that if it weren't for this thread,
By my very own hand I would surely be dead.

Preposterus! You couldn't hurt a fly.
(And you wouldn't want to make me and Captain cry.)

I couldn't hurt a fly but could bring myself to,
To stop me from this with take both Verd and you.

Oh Stuch, you silly old Scot.
Why would you do that, when you are loved by this lot?
 
     
 
Cheshire6
Oh Stuch, you silly old Scot.
Why would you do that, when you are loved by this lot?

Although I can see your obvious contention,
I do believe you just answered your own question.
     
Bibi's taking a shot at this stuff again
While having a conversation with his twin.
 
     
~Then why did I find some morning wood, my shirt rather wet, and a fresh breeze ?

******** yeah with a ******** ******** of a b***h-a** shitted ********.
 
Cheshire6
You have revealed to all, my making of beer.
Now come give me a hug, it's ******** cold out here.

Although at night I lock my door
the cat-flap's open for you, mi amor!
     
Stuch BSc
Cheshire6
Oh Stuch, you silly old Scot.
Why would you do that, when you are loved by this lot?

Although I can see your obvious contention,
I do believe you just answered your own question.

I see your point, and blame it on your clout.
So go forth, young man; and through the bums out!
 
     
 
wasabichan
Ghillie In Mist

If you are quite afraid of my decency
I gladly show obscenity with no regret.

(Better?)

It's better by far than your last attempt,
now make it rhyme or it just looks unkempt.


I should but it would seem dumb
I will try before my brain goes numb.
     
wasabichan
Cheshire6
You have revealed to all, my making of beer.
Now come give me a hug, it's ******** cold out here.

Although at night I lock my door
the cat-flap's open for you, mi amor!

Perhaps you should give Stuch a hug as well.
For his Stuchy charm, no woman can repel.
 
     
 
Ghillie In Mist
wasabichan
Ghillie In Mist

If you are quite afraid of my decency
I gladly show obscenity with no regret.

(Better?)

It's better by far than your last attempt,
now make it rhyme or it just looks unkempt.


I should but it would seem dumb
I will try before my brain goes numb.

There you go - that wasn't so hard?
Before long you'll be a regular bard!
     
Cheshire6
Perhaps you should give Stuch a hug as well.
For his Stuchy charm, no woman can repel.

Remember aswell as this night encroaches,
The closer and closer my birthday approaches.
 
     
 
Cheshire6
wasabichan
Cheshire6
You have revealed to all, my making of beer.
Now come give me a hug, it's ******** cold out here.

Although at night I lock my door
the cat-flap's open for you, mi amor!

Perhaps you should give Stuch a hug as well.
For his Stuchy charm, no woman can repel.

He knows, I'm sure, that I have a soft spot
(or a few) for my darling bearded scot.
     
Stuch BSc
Cheshire6
Perhaps you should give Stuch a hug as well.
For his Stuchy charm, no woman can repel.

Remember aswell as this night encroaches,
The closer and closer my birthday approaches.

I will get you more liquor, and ask you your take
On the thought of a strip, popping out of a cake.
 
     
 
Skittish Nature-Boy
Bibi's taking a shot at this stuff again
While having a conversation with his twin.

There's two of you? How confusing to be
the mother of not just one but two Bibi!
     
wasabichan
Cheshire6
wasabichan
Cheshire6
You have revealed to all, my making of beer.
Now come give me a hug, it's ******** cold out here.

Although at night I lock my door
the cat-flap's open for you, mi amor!

Perhaps you should give Stuch a hug as well.
For his Stuchy charm, no woman can repel.

He knows, I'm sure, that I have a soft spot
(or a few) for my darling bearded scot.

When I see scot, I think of the doc
I need a car to wined back the clock.
 
     
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