ED couplets. OP edited again! Are you in it? New additions!

[Cheshire6]

Drum_Of_Octane

Where my little GunsmithKitten?
I'm ready for some good hard ridin'.

You say that gunsmith is in need of a ride.
But I give you my catch phrase, "Go outside." neutral

[wasabichan]

Ghillie In Mist

If you are quite afraid of my decency
I gladly show obscenity with no regret.

(Better?)

It's better by far than your last attempt,
now make it rhyme or it just looks unkempt.

[Cheshire6]

Stuch BSc

wasabichan

Stuch BSc

I worry sometimes that if it weren't for this thread,
By my very own hand I would surely be dead.

Preposterus! You couldn't hurt a fly.
(And you wouldn't want to make me and Captain cry.)

I couldn't hurt a fly but could bring myself to,
To stop me from this with take both Verd and you.

Oh Stuch, you silly old Scot.
Why would you do that, when you are loved by this lot?

[Stuch BSc]

Cheshire6

Oh Stuch, you silly old Scot.
Why would you do that, when you are loved by this lot?

Although I can see your obvious contention,
I do believe you just answered your own question.

[Macaroni Junior]

Bibi's taking a shot at this stuff again
While having a conversation with his twin.

[wasabichan]

Cheshire6

You have revealed to all, my making of beer.
Now come give me a hug, it's ******** cold out here.

Although at night I lock my door
the cat-flap's open for you, mi amor!

[Cheshire6]

Stuch BSc

Cheshire6

Oh Stuch, you silly old Scot.
Why would you do that, when you are loved by this lot?

Although I can see your obvious contention,
I do believe you just answered your own question.

I see your point, and blame it on your clout.
So go forth, young man; and through the bums out!

[Ghillie In Mist]

wasabichan

Ghillie In Mist

If you are quite afraid of my decency
I gladly show obscenity with no regret.

(Better?)

It's better by far than your last attempt,
now make it rhyme or it just looks unkempt.

I should but it would seem dumb
I will try before my brain goes numb.

[Cheshire6]

wasabichan

Cheshire6

You have revealed to all, my making of beer.
Now come give me a hug, it's ******** cold out here.

Although at night I lock my door
the cat-flap's open for you, mi amor!

Perhaps you should give Stuch a hug as well.
For his Stuchy charm, no woman can repel.

[wasabichan]

Ghillie In Mist

wasabichan

Ghillie In Mist

If you are quite afraid of my decency
I gladly show obscenity with no regret.

(Better?)

It's better by far than your last attempt,
now make it rhyme or it just looks unkempt.

I should but it would seem dumb
I will try before my brain goes numb.

There you go - that wasn't so hard?
Before long you'll be a regular bard!

[Stuch BSc]

Cheshire6

Perhaps you should give Stuch a hug as well.
For his Stuchy charm, no woman can repel.

Remember aswell as this night encroaches,
The closer and closer my birthday approaches.

[wasabichan]

Cheshire6

wasabichan

Cheshire6

You have revealed to all, my making of beer.
Now come give me a hug, it's ******** cold out here.

Although at night I lock my door
the cat-flap's open for you, mi amor!

Perhaps you should give Stuch a hug as well.
For his Stuchy charm, no woman can repel.

He knows, I'm sure, that I have a soft spot
(or a few) for my darling bearded scot.

[Cheshire6]

Stuch BSc

Cheshire6

Perhaps you should give Stuch a hug as well.
For his Stuchy charm, no woman can repel.

Remember aswell as this night encroaches,
The closer and closer my birthday approaches.

I will get you more liquor, and ask you your take
On the thought of a strip, popping out of a cake.

[wasabichan]

Skittish Nature-Boy

Bibi's taking a shot at this stuff again
While having a conversation with his twin.

There's two of you? How confusing to be
the mother of not just one but two Bibi!

[Cheshire6]

wasabichan

Cheshire6

wasabichan

Cheshire6

You have revealed to all, my making of beer.
Now come give me a hug, it's ******** cold out here.

Although at night I lock my door
the cat-flap's open for you, mi amor!

Perhaps you should give Stuch a hug as well.
For his Stuchy charm, no woman can repel.

He knows, I'm sure, that I have a soft spot
(or a few) for my darling bearded scot.

When I see scot, I think of the doc
I need a car to wined back the clock.