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[The Great Heat Miser]

manpixie

The Great Heat Miser

manpixie

The Great Heat Miser

Can we do haikus instead?

Damn Japan fanboys.

Haikus are easier, though.

Haikus are harder than most are aware of. There's more to it than its syllabic scheme.

By "Haikus are harder than most are aware of", do you mean "Good haikus are harder than most are aware of"?

[Stuch BSc]

wasabichan

Stuch BSc

I worry sometimes that if it weren't for this thread,
By my very own hand I would surely be dead.

Preposterus! You couldn't hurt a fly.
(And you wouldn't want to make me and Captain cry.)

I couldn't hurt a fly but could bring myself to,
To stop me from this with take both Verd and you.

[Hush Now Kitten]

Haiku:

Unbelievable
How lame I am to post in
This twisted word thread

I can't think of a couplet. sweatdrop

[wasabichan]

PCp Troll

This Guys Seems Ridiculously Reasonable to Me
Especially With a Name Like "Death and Misery"

I was thinking the same! It's like a reminder
never to judge a book by it's cover.

[museik]

wasabichan

museik

oh wasabichan how i dont know you
but your grammer i will bow down to

I don't know you either but this I can say:
That's a lot of poetic progress in one day. biggrin

Well I just bought the GTA,
And wow, I'm so glad Tony is gay!

[Ghillie In Mist]

How bored I have become
to have entered such a shitty thread

[wasabichan]

Ghillie In Mist

How bored I have become
to have entered such a shitty thread

Well the form is decent, even if you should strive to make the two lines the same lenght. A rhyme is also considered customary.
Like this:
My life must be quite sad
if my rhyming is this bad.

[Drum_Of_Octane]

What a lovely day in May,
Octane is here to slay some gays.

Now the thread is about gays,
because Octane's arrived to save the day.

Where my little GunsmithKitten?
I'm ready for some good hard ridin'.

[Wocki-chan]

Wocki is back from drinking some coffee.
And it is now-BRB, gotta pee.

[Ghillie In Mist]

wasabichan

Ghillie In Mist

How bored I have become
to have entered such a shitty thread

Well the form is decent, even if you should strive to make the two lines the same lenght. A rhyme is also considered customary.
Like this:
My life must be quite sad
if my rhyming is this bad.

If you are quite afraid of my decency
I gladly show obscenity with no regret.

(Better?)

[Wocki-chan]

I'm back from takin' a piss...
HAIKU?! WHAT THE ******** IS THIS?!

[wasabichan]

Drum_Of_Octane

What a lovely day in May,
Octane is here to slay some gays.

If you're having trouble separating summer and fall
- how'll you distinguish the gay from the emos at the mall?

[Cheshire6]

You have revealed to all, my making of beer.
Now come give me a hug, it's ******** cold out here.