ED couplets. OP edited again! Are you in it? New additions!

[Prince Rilian]

Stygian Soleil

Olya

Have you no joy, my dear friend?
Why wish for my poor life to end?

Pardon me, but I need a refresher.
Since when did you start dressing like Cheshire?

that doesn't rhyme.

[Stygian Soleil]

Prince Rilian

Stygian Soleil

Pardon me, but I need a refresher.
Since when did you start dressing like Cheshire?

that doesn't rhyme.

Yes it does.

[Chaotic Nonsense]

The English Language thanks you all,
For not raping it here, this fall.

[Olya]

In the realm of illogical and irrelevant,
When the tracks you have chased came to end,
When the sanity you came to seek in this land
Proved illusive, not charming and elegant,
Put away your watch and your quadrant -
Time is still here like rock in your hand;
Through the glass it won't seep as the sand,
Like the strange smiling cat, it's malevolent.
Listen closely to him and he may let you know
Silly things about maths and the science,
Ancient movies he thinks you all should well know,
How to turn into weapon a kitchen appliance...
Prove of interest and indeed he'll this nonsense bestow
Upon you as you listen in most bemused silence. (I thought that since I'm playing Chesh, I may as well give the guy a poem =P)

[wasabichan]

Stygian Soleil

I never get mentioned in any of these threads.
It's my solemn wish that you were all dead.

Don't fret, I'll fix it as soon as I can.
There are just so many of you, I'm not superman!

[Olya]

Stygian Soleil

Olya

Have you no joy, my dear friend?
Why wish for my poor life to end?

Pardon me, but I need a refresher.
Since when did you start dressing like Cheshire?

To your question I may only answer that
I am simply a smile without the cat.

[wasabichan]

Prince Rilian

that doesn't rhyme.

Well this definitely doesn't. rofl

[Olya]

Prince Rilian

Stygian Soleil

Olya

Have you no joy, my dear friend?
Why wish for my poor life to end?

Pardon me, but I need a refresher.
Since when did you start dressing like Cheshire?

that doesn't rhyme.

My ignorant friend, do you wish to imply
That you've never heard of Mr. Slant Rhyme?

[Ryukahn Shade]

Tutela wonders if kitty cheshire knows
that there is a response from last night's toothfairy shows.

[Olya]

Tutela de Xaoc

Tutela wonders if kitty cheshire knows
that there is a response from last night's toothfairy shows.

That silly thread?
I have put it to rest.
Don't worry your head,
It was just a claw test.

[Ryukahn Shade]

Olya

Tutela de Xaoc

Tutela wonders if kitty cheshire knows
that there is a response from last night's toothfairy shows.

That silly thread?
I have put it to rest.
Don't worry your head,
It was just a claw test.

A topic I dedicated to you and your other?
Insulting I tell you, I won't be making another! >.<

A test of claws you put me through
I think it only fair if I passed? Is it true?

[Drum_Of_Octane]

wasabichan

Prince Rilian

that doesn't rhyme.

Well this definitely doesn't. rofl

WTF in the world's it gotta rhyme?
Not like OMG that shits a crime.

[Olya]

Tutela de Xaoc

Olya

Tutela de Xaoc

Tutela wonders if kitty cheshire knows
that there is a response from last night's toothfairy shows.

That silly thread?
I have put it to rest.
Don't worry your head,
It was just a claw test.

A topic I dedicated to you and your other?
Insulting I tell you, I won't be making another! >.<

A test of claws you put me through
I think it only fair if I passed? Is it true?

What other you speak of? I don't understand.
I am what I am - here all of your doubts should just end.

I don't grade your papers - I wasn't the teacher.
If you're looking to vent, do go find yourself a preacher.

[Cassidy Peterson]

Oh, the OP mentions me!
This cheers me most incredibly.

[Drum_Of_Octane]

wasabichan

Stygian Soleil

I never get mentioned in any of these threads.
It's my solemn wish that you were all dead.

Don't fret, I'll fix it as soon as I can.
There are just so many of you, I'm not superman!

Dont worry about his whiney a** glance,
He just got on the WAAAHbulance.