ED couplets. OP edited again! Are you in it? New additions!

[pulchritudinous soup]

Cassidy Peterson

pulchritudinous soup

Rhyme my name. If you do, I will show you how to be fabulous.

pulchritudinous soup
has a name that rhymes with poop

crying

[Cassidy Peterson]

pulchritudinous soup

Cassidy Peterson

pulchritudinous soup

Rhyme my name. If you do, I will show you how to be fabulous.

pulchritudinous soup
has a name that rhymes with poop

crying

Show me how to be fabulous! surprised

[ratrapid]

Cassidy Peterson

pulchritudinous soup

Rhyme my name. If you do, I will show you how to be fabulous.

pulchritudinous soup
has a name that rhymes with poop

My dear deluded pulchritudinous soup,
Is far too fabulous to bring a scoop. wink
That'll go nicely after the poop bit.

[Methcalarjalope]

Wocki-chan

According to "The Psychological Profile of A Troll"
Wocki-chan is indeed an a*****e.

This almost atones for it! biggrin

[pulchritudinous soup]

Cassidy Peterson

pulchritudinous soup

Cassidy Peterson

pulchritudinous soup

Rhyme my name. If you do, I will show you how to be fabulous.

pulchritudinous soup
has a name that rhymes with poop

crying

Show me how to be fabulous! surprised

The Guide to Fabulous-ism

Fashion is key, darling. Know the difference between good brands and mainstream brands. Yes, they're different. But, you have to have the money. Or, read my guide on how to be fabulous even when you're poor...

If I were you, I'd totally go downtown and window shop. Don't buy anything; you get your rich a** husband/boyfriend/wife/girlfriend to do that. Keep your eye on the prize, and take notes honey. Those things are valuable and you'd be surprised on how fast it gets sold out.

Note: Always make sure that it is the real deal. You don't want to get ripped off; you want your clothes to be ripped off from you.

Now you're a fashion fiesta. Yeah baby, give me a manicure.

Oh yes, I did say that. Time for nails darling. We have to spice up every part of our bodies... And we all know nails are part of the fabulous combo. I totally recommend that you go to: Bliss Nail Spa. Hun, you won't be disappointed!

When you got your fab nails, we're totally going to go shine up and make your luscious hair more luscious. Hair salonnnnn!

Get the bounce in your hair and make it shine baby. Oh yes, make it bounce. Bounce for me!

You now look fabulous. Now, how do you act fabulous?

Here's a few steps to complete your make-over:

1. Chin up and look proud.
2. Walk like you're on the catwalk. Move those hips.
3. Talk with your hands.

And you can be a total slut; I don't care.

OK! You've now got a good summary on how to be FABULOUSSS!

[wasabichan]

Asevenex

Asevenex;
No one ever listens to him;
The government lies.

I can't help thinking that if this was true
I wouldn't have bothered responding to you.

[Macaroni Junior]

Bibi is now an air-swimming merman.
He has a staff named Herman.

[MiaTheOrigin]

Does have to be about an EDer?
I don't know anyone please make that clearer.

[wasabichan]

MiaTheOrigin

Does have to be about an EDer?
I don't know anyone please make that clearer.

If you want to make a couplet I suppose
you can write about whomever you choose!

[MiaTheOrigin]

wasabichan

If you want to make a couplet I suppose
you can write about whomever you choose!

Thank you very much
Know I can think without a crutch

Well I suppose I just have to write about me
At the moment MiaTheOrigin is all I can see

Maybe about my father whom I never knew
I suspect his favorite color might b blue

[Boudica Celtic Queen]

If you ever dare to cross swords with this Queen
I will cut out and eat your spleen.

[Wocki-chan]

Methcalarjalope

Wocki-chan

According to "The Psychological Profile of A Troll"
Wocki-chan is indeed an a*****e.

This almost atones for it! biggrin

This says Methcalarjalope with some satisfication.
But if I gave less of a s**t I'd be dead from constipation.

(no beef with you, just throwing out what came in first)

[Ryukahn Shade]

In the ED there's a maiden named wocki-chan
Who gets off on a myriad deaths of cocks-n-man

@OP/Everyone else: I want a couplet v.v

[ratrapid]

Tutela de Xaoc

In the ED there's a maiden named wocki-chan
Who gets off on a myriad deaths of cocks-n-man

@OP/Everyone else: I want a couplet v.v

I feel I deserve one more. I'm really sorry but we're all desperate at the core and I really am a regular hear whom always wins.FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, GIVE ME NOTORIETY THAT I SO OFTEN DESERVE.

[Project 429]

i can tell from intuition
that 429 has no recognition

although though it's not something I want
less chesire6 steal my style of font.

so with ed regulars I will not play
they never really liked me, by the way

but couplets are simple to make you fools
any idiot can access the rhyming tools.

maybe we can now try ED haiku?
what's that? we can't? well ******** you!