ED couplets. OP edited again! Are you in it? New additions!

[wasabichan]

Demented smile and fuzzy ears,
Cheshire's at home brewing beers.

When Stuch was just a kilted laddie
- did he know he'd meet his Addie?

Captain my captain your lovely behind
is only surpassed by your glorious mind.

Elusive, mysterious, a catholic mother?
No one knows Noora but everyone luvs'er.

Don't ever go clubbing with Repellant unless
you don't mind getting seal brains on your dress.

What goes through the head of Black Wing Angel?
Is he thinking of someone he'd like to mangle?

If I was a poof I'd be sorry to see
Octane in a topic I made about me.

I still have no clue who you are, yeah etc
- can you forgive my daftness, peut-être?

Tettsure's respected wherever he goes,
he says what he thinks and he says what he knows.

When Olya's not pondering some evil to make
she likes to ponder for pondering's own sake.

If you wonder what Pokemon is all about
I recommend you go talk to Heartfout.

Some say he's crazy, some say he's cool,
but I know Pockybot's a jewel!

Kaz-Balan likes making people look
like they've never read a book.

Cassidy Peterson likes baking, like me!
She and I should invite all of you to tea.

If I knew you better, Stygian Soleil,
this couplet wouldn't be such a fail.

Father Elwood is a magnanimous joker
who likes you for your qualities - not your poker.

Once you get past that he is such a p***k
Macai's brand of topics can give you a kick.

If you're taking a trip into Zombie-land
you might want to hold on to Shrantic's hand.

He's been awol for a while now, I wish he would come back,
the Lima bean who never for high-heeled shoes should lack.

I'll add more when I'm less braindead. In the meantime I strongly encourage you all to write a couplet about someone.

[museik]

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[wasabichan]

museik

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That's not a very good couplet. It is a couple I suppose, but that's all to the worse since an ellipsis is supposed to be a trio of dots.

[Macaroni Junior]

This is my ED Couplet.
I don't know how to write a couplet.

[I got bored one day]

Our spicy goddess who brings us joy.
Make my tongue your play toy.

-Wasabi

[museik]

wasabichan

museik

..

That's not a very good couplet. It is a couple I suppose, but that's all to the worse since an ellipsis is supposed to be a trio of dots.

oh wasabichan how i dont know you
but your grammer i will bow down to

[wasabichan]

Skittish Nature-Boy

This is my ED Couplet.
I don't know how to write a couplet.

A couplet doesn't take much effort or time,
just two little lines - but make sure they rhyme!

[Wocki-chan]

According to "The Psychological Profile of A Troll"
Wocki-chan is indeed an a*****e.

[wasabichan]

Death and Misery

Our spicy goddess who brings us joy.
Make my tongue your play toy.

-Wasabi

Oh dear me how sordid - and rhyming to boot!
Unless you were talking about pepper root?

[I got bored one day]

wasabichan

Death and Misery

Our spicy goddess who brings us joy.
Make my tongue your play toy.

-Wasabi

Oh dear me how sordid - and rhyming to boot!
Unless you were talking about pepper root?

Your mind needs to be scrubbed clean.
You are a very naughty little bean.

[wasabichan]

museik

oh wasabichan how i dont know you
but your grammer i will bow down to

I don't know you either but this I can say:
That's a lot of poetic progress in one day. biggrin

[low iq 111]

let's make this about ED couples and play matchmaker!!! dramallama

[wasabichan]

Death and Misery

Your mind needs to be scrubbed clean.
You are a very naughty little bean.

Whence came this obsession with vegetables, dude?
You're making my food stuffs seem so lewd!

[wasabichan]

Wocki-chan

According to "The Psychological Profile of A Troll"
Wocki-chan is indeed an a*****e.

If men are from Mars and women from Venus
I wonder if maybe you came from Uranus? : D

[I got bored one day]

wasabichan

Death and Misery

Your mind needs to be scrubbed clean.
You are a very naughty little bean.

Whence came this obsession with vegetables, dude?
You're making my food stuffs seem so lewd!

I never meant for peas to be lewd.
I guess my message just turned out crude.