do corporations have a soul

[Femtoo]

do corporations go to jesus when they die? if so, can they become angels and watch over the economy? and why haven't we sainted some of them yet

[Ryu Kei Shou Kawazu]

no, but when i was crazy I thought companies were groups of souls. Hence the word company fulfilling two definitions at once.

[Olya]

Do people have souls? Do people go to Jesus when they die? Can they become angels and watch over their loved ones? And why do we feel the need to "saint" some of them?

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[Tuah]

No, but legally they can be treated as if they did. Great legal loophole if you need a little extra cash for your second yacht.

[Femtoo]

Ryu Kei Shou Kawazu

no, but when i was crazy I thought companies were groups of souls. Hence the word company fulfilling two definitions at once.

so maybe you got a sign from god that companies are better than a soul, they have a lot of them. maybe we should give them more tax breaks idk

[Agent Cougar Draven]

Olya

Do people have souls? Do people go to Jesus when they die? Can they become angels and watch over their loved ones? And why do we feel the need to "saint" some of them?

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No, no, no, don't know.

Also irrelevant as corporations are not people.

[Olya]

It's only irrelevant if you assume that people are more likely to have a soul than corporations.

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Agent Cougar Draven

Olya

Do people have souls? Do people go to Jesus when they die? Can they become angels and watch over their loved ones? And why do we feel the need to "saint" some of them?

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No, no, no, don't know.

Also irrelevant as corporations are not people.

[Agent Cougar Draven]

Olya

It's only irrelevant if you assume that people are more likely to have a soul than corporations.

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Agent Cougar Draven

Olya

Do people have souls? Do people go to Jesus when they die? Can they become angels and watch over their loved ones? And why do we feel the need to "saint" some of them?

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No, no, no, don't know.

Also irrelevant as corporations are not people.

...no.

It's irrelevant to ask whether corporations have souls. Because if souls exist (they don't), corporations, not being sapient, would not have them anyway. So it's a moot point.

Which you didn't get.

[Olya]

What about Pinocchio? What about Pygmalion's Statue? What about How about "the dust of the ground" and later that dust's rib? Being sapient has little to do with soul. Gods seem to not care about these details.

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Agent Cougar Draven

Olya

It's only irrelevant if you assume that people are more likely to have a soul than corporations.

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Agent Cougar Draven

Olya

Do people have souls? Do people go to Jesus when they die? Can they become angels and watch over their loved ones? And why do we feel the need to "saint" some of them?

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No, no, no, don't know.

Also irrelevant as corporations are not people.

...no.

It's irrelevant to ask whether corporations have souls. Because if souls exist (they don't), corporations, not being sapient, would not have them anyway. So it's a moot point.

Which you didn't get.

[Agent Cougar Draven]

Olya

What about Pinocchio? What about Pygmalion's Statue? What about How about "the dust of the ground" and later that dust's rib? Being sapient has little to do with soul. Gods seem to not care about these details.

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Pinocchio is a fictional story.

As are the tales of Pygmalion and Genesis, fyi. Doesn't really matter what "gods" think when they don't exist.

[Olya]

In that case, I am still about as likely to have a soul as GE since soul is a fictional concept not constrained by banalities of organic matter and DNA.

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Agent Cougar Draven

Olya

What about Pinocchio? What about Pygmalion's Statue? What about How about "the dust of the ground" and later that dust's rib? Being sapient has little to do with soul. Gods seem to not care about these details.

gaia_angelleft gaia_star gaia_angelright

Pinocchio is a fictional story.

As are the tales of Pygmalion and Genesis, fyi. Doesn't really matter what "gods" think when they don't exist.

[Agent Cougar Draven]

Olya

In that case, I am still about as likely to have a soul as GE since soul is a fictional concept not constrained by banalities of organic matter and DNA.

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Agent Cougar Draven

Olya

What about Pinocchio? What about Pygmalion's Statue? What about How about "the dust of the ground" and later that dust's rib? Being sapient has little to do with soul. Gods seem to not care about these details.

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Pinocchio is a fictional story.

As are the tales of Pygmalion and Genesis, fyi. Doesn't really matter what "gods" think when they don't exist.

Hence my answers that no, neither people nor corporations have souls.

[Olya]

I wouldn't presume to argue with that. In fact, I don't think I ever did.

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Agent Cougar Draven

Olya

In that case, I am still about as likely to have a soul as GE since soul is a fictional concept not constrained by banalities of organic matter and DNA.

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Agent Cougar Draven

Olya

What about Pinocchio? What about Pygmalion's Statue? What about How about "the dust of the ground" and later that dust's rib? Being sapient has little to do with soul. Gods seem to not care about these details.

gaia_angelleft gaia_star gaia_angelright

Pinocchio is a fictional story.

As are the tales of Pygmalion and Genesis, fyi. Doesn't really matter what "gods" think when they don't exist.

Hence my answers that no, neither people nor corporations have souls.

[Agent Cougar Draven]

Olya

I wouldn't presume to argue with that. In fact, I don't think I ever did.

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Agent Cougar Draven

Olya

In that case, I am still about as likely to have a soul as GE since soul is a fictional concept not constrained by banalities of organic matter and DNA.

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Agent Cougar Draven

Olya

What about Pinocchio? What about Pygmalion's Statue? What about How about "the dust of the ground" and later that dust's rib? Being sapient has little to do with soul. Gods seem to not care about these details.

gaia_angelleft gaia_star gaia_angelright

Pinocchio is a fictional story.

As are the tales of Pygmalion and Genesis, fyi. Doesn't really matter what "gods" think when they don't exist.

Hence my answers that no, neither people nor corporations have souls.

I would tend to disagree with you, but then, that's just me.

[Olya]

On what basis? I simply pointed out that asking whether corporations have souls is about as useful as asking if humans have them.

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Agent Cougar Draven

Olya

I wouldn't presume to argue with that. In fact, I don't think I ever did.

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Agent Cougar Draven

Olya

In that case, I am still about as likely to have a soul as GE since soul is a fictional concept not constrained by banalities of organic matter and DNA.

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Agent Cougar Draven

Olya

What about Pinocchio? What about Pygmalion's Statue? What about How about "the dust of the ground" and later that dust's rib? Being sapient has little to do with soul. Gods seem to not care about these details.

gaia_angelleft gaia_star gaia_angelright

Pinocchio is a fictional story.

As are the tales of Pygmalion and Genesis, fyi. Doesn't really matter what "gods" think when they don't exist.

Hence my answers that no, neither people nor corporations have souls.

I would tend to disagree with you, but then, that's just me.