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Mkay. this is a game of corrupt a wish so yeah.
for those of you who dont know how to play, its really easy.
STEP 1. read the wish in the latest post.
STEP 2. find a way to turn that wish into something terrible
STEP 3. create a new post on this topic and write how the previous wish was messed up.
STEP 4. to keep the thread alive, you MUST write a wish in your post.

EXAMPLE FOR IDIOTS
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dude says:
i wish I had a pet dragon
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you say:
granted, but its not housetrained

I wish i had $89276938
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See? its easy. and now for the first wish.
I wish I could fly.
Granted, you can fly but you got hit by a plane.

I wish I had a new car.
Granted, you got a nissan cube. (thats bad by itself) and its got no engine

I wish I had a space ship
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granted, but it's only 2 inches long.

i wish i was invincable
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granted but u are old as hell

i wish i was loved
granted, but you cant be invinsible against yourself...so you go crazy and kill yourself

i wish i had a tiger
(keeping it easy)
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granted but it killed you

i wish i was loved
PreciousRetard
granted but it killed you

i wish i was loved


You're loved... by your mom.

I wish I had an incorruptable wish.
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granted it was destroyed

i wish noobs would end their lives
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PreciousRetard
granted but it killed you

i wish i was loved
granted but you hate everyone
PreciousRetard
granted it was destroyed

i wish noobs would end their lives


Granted, but they had nooblets first. (As in they had babies)

I wish I had good headphones.
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granted they are good in bed

i wish i was a admin
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PreciousRetard
granted it was destroyed

i wish noobs would end their lives


Granted, but they had nooblets first. (As in they had babies)

I wish I had good headphones.


Granted, but they only play your least favorite song.

I wish I had more artistic talent
PreciousRetard
granted they are good in bed

i wish i was a admin


Granted, but you're constantly having to listen to the complaints of whiny users and take care of the site without time to sleep.

I wish a piece of lint on my bed would be slightly smaller.

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