Chuck Norris Facts

[ArcticNomad]

Ill try and post some whenever i can...

1- Chuck Norris won a starring contest with the sun
2-Chuck Norris ate a transformer toy in car position and pooped it out in robot form
3-Chuck Norris's p***s is so strong it has an elbow
4-Chuck Norris was ounce strapped for cash so he donated sperm, one day a trucker fell asleep at the wheel crashing into the spermbank where his sperm was, Chuck Norris's sperm busted all across the truck's grill,we know that truck nowadays as Optimus Prime

stare ninja

[Carsayzlyum]

Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird.
Chuck Norris is all 99 of Jay-Z's problems.
Chuck Norris doesn't go to the gym because he's unwilling to work things out.

[NBA PHENOMENOM 1994]

woot

[Little D Nedved]

- Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
- Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. he waits.
- When Chuck Norris plays Tetris the game runs out of pieces to give him
- Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer

[ArcticNomad]

lol, thnx for posting on my thread
good jokes ever1

[Carsayzlyum]

Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to live.
Chuck Norris can kill an ant with a magnifying glass. At night.
Rosa Parks didn't give up her seat on the bus because she was saving it for Chuck Norris.

[Paetrynat]

Apple Pays Chuck Norris .99 Cents To Listen To Songs.
If You Have $5, And Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris Has More Money Than You
Chuck Norris Can Win A Game Of Connect 4 in 3 Moves.

[Dontogan]

**** Chuck Norris >_>. I'm gone.

[baka_boy1221]

Underneath Chuck Norris's beard is not a chin, but a tiny little fist.
Chuck Norris was sent back in time, we now know it as Hiroshima.
Chuck Norris's tear can cure cancer, to bad he never cries.

[fukyou7]

chuck norris doesn't believe in germany

[BrianMyyster]

my neighbors name is norris <3

[sansa90]

so, jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim in land!

[Manderz-TM]

lol


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[xX Homie J Xx]

there is no chin under Chuck Norris's beard only another fist
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
for a list of Chuck Norris's enemies look up the extinct species list

[Kilo of the Shadows]

-Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse, horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father.
-Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk, and Kill.
-Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
-Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.