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what the?!?!?!?!?! chuck sucks.........rambo!!!!
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When Chuck Norris does a push-up he doesn't push himself up he pushes the world down.
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In 2005 Chuck Norris sneezed. New Orleans will never be the same...
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lol chuck norris killed 2 stoned with one bird XD
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chuck norris doent pray cuz talking to him self isnt normal
the last person to stare at chuck norris was ray charles there once was a chuck norris toilet paper but it was discontinued cuz chuck noriss doesnt take crap from no one chuck norris counted to infinity..TWICE chuck norris once farted and named it Katrina chuck norris doesnt go hunting cuz there is a chance for mistakes therefore chuck norris goes KILLING chuck norris doesnt sleep he waits |
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Chuck Norris can pierce a hole through 98 phone books with a plastic spoon.
Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, he gave Jesus the gift of beard. Chuck Norris once tried to wear glasses. The results were so great that he was looking around the world to the point that he was looking at the back of his head. Helen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris. There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. Chuck Norris's mind is so fast that he can answer your questions before you even think about asking. Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. |
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arrow chuck norris supported Huckabee for the 2008 presidential election
arrow Huckabee microwaved a Squriel while he was attenting college arrow Huckabee is a bad bad man |
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*cherry*
Chuck Norris doesn't leave messages...he leaves WARNINGS. When the Jedi's call on the force, they are really calling on Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris has been dead for 10 years.....the Grim Reaper has been too afraid to tell him. |
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