Back in the 1700's

[Pink Plaid]

Twilight

[zaptar13]

I will leave them with a history book.

[Marquis de Stahl]

I would buy a six-pack of Samuel Adams.
Then I would hand one of the bottles to Samuel Adams and say "You see this? They put your face on a beer bottle? How awesome is that?"

[The Earth King]

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Lollipops! emotion_kirakira

[xLexC7x]

I'd give them all a pair of Hanes underwear!
And maybe some kitchy t shirts!

[Resonare Praeteriti]

1700s? I'd give them the Internet. Bitches love the Internet.

[DaniRhapsody]

Velvet Overkill

"And then Galileo said to Johannes Kepler 'suck mine ballistic lead, ye olde heretical sycophant!' and the proceeded to shoot him repeatedly"

cat_rofl

[Roy Cura]

I would give them rock n' roll.

[Imotic]

Proper ******** plumbing. They'd be a lot happier.

[Pikkewyn]

As a woman, I do not think I would be taken seriously back then. Therefore, my ideas would be worth nothing.

[INTJasna]

pain killers

seriously

[Alexander J Luthor]

Pink Plaid

Twilight

So they could kill themselves, or hunt down Meyer for writing such blasphemous trash?

I'd give them Betty Crocker mixes. Halloween sprinkles, specifically. The poor really could eat cake!! emotion_kirakira

[The Whiskey Rebellion]

Obviously not anything electrical, but something they could actually reverse engineer.

I'd take some repeating weapons. Revolvers, pump shotguns, and lever action rifles.

[Explosive Nads]

iPhones.

Just to see them freak out over what the ******** it is.

I want to make it fall from the sky and hit someone in the head, then watch the fun begin.