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I will leave them with a history book.
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I would buy a six-pack of Samuel Adams.
Then I would hand one of the bottles to Samuel Adams and say "You see this? They put your face on a beer bottle? How awesome is that?"
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            Lollipops! emotion_kirakira
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I'd give them all a pair of Hanes underwear!
And maybe some kitchy t shirts!
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1700s? I'd give them the Internet. Bitches love the Internet.
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"And then Galileo said to Johannes Kepler 'suck mine ballistic lead, ye olde heretical sycophant!' and the proceeded to shoot him repeatedly"

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I would give them rock n' roll.
Proper ******** plumbing. They'd be a lot happier.
As a woman, I do not think I would be taken seriously back then. Therefore, my ideas would be worth nothing.
pain killers

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So they could kill themselves, or hunt down Meyer for writing such blasphemous trash?

I'd give them Betty Crocker mixes. Halloween sprinkles, specifically. The poor really could eat cake!! emotion_kirakira
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Obviously not anything electrical, but something they could actually reverse engineer.

I'd take some repeating weapons. Revolvers, pump shotguns, and lever action rifles.
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Just to see them freak out over what the ******** it is.

I want to make it fall from the sky and hit someone in the head, then watch the fun begin.

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