Ask Zuko questions.

[Lukinari Kunatsu]

Oh yea btw.
You two should really watch this.
I cracked up.
Really.
http://go-devil-dante.deviantart.com/art/Avatar-Zuko-the-fire-lord-58128768

[MiaIkumis#1Fan]

Katara daughter of Water

Zuko Prince of Fire

MiaIkumis#1Fan

Katara daughter of Water

MiaIkumis#1Fan

*pops out of nowhere*

HEY ZUKO I HAVE ANOTHER QUESTION!!! CAN I ASK IT??!?!!?!?!

... *ahem*

... =D

That's what the thread is for so ask away. Don't worry, Zuko will answer. I will make sure of it.

...i forgot what it was sweatdrop

... *thinks*

Kay! I remembered now! =3

Zuko, what's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you? Please explain it in detail. =D

Oh dear. I must be honest with you and say that....the list is a long one. Looking back, I simply cannot place one as being more humiliating than the other because well...they were all sufficiently humiliating. Nevertheless, I will tell you about one of my [many] adventures that occurred during my time at sea. With my uncle. [Now if that is any indication of how these stories will go...I don't know what is. -_-;]

It was my fourteenth birthday, my first birthday since I'd left the Fire Nation and Uncle decided that it would have to be the best one yet. So, when we arrived at the nearest town we docked at one of it's many ports. Uncle took me away, refused to tell me where we were going.....When we got there.....well, the building was.... massive. Highly ornamented, obviously home to a number of wealthy patrons. But it was not a home per se. No, no no.... It was much more than that. -_-;; Uncle didn't tell me.....who lived there exactly but when we entered and I saw what was inside it became very clear to me that explanations were not at all necessary.

The main courtyard was full of...women. Everywhere. All types of women- tall, short, slender, skinny, athletic, plump, dark, light, red-haired, brown-haired..... Agni. I'd never seen so many well-dressed and beautiful women in my entire life. And they were all staring at me. [And my uncle. -_-;] Now in case you haven't guessed yet, my uncle thought that taking me to such a place [for one night] would have been a perfect present for a 14-year-old, pubescent, moody, somber boy. *sighs* He took me to a brothel, in the hope of cheering me up.

Tell me- what 14-year old, pubescent, moody and somber boy would fail to be cheered by such an opportunity? Well.....me. To me, a prince it was an affront. And insult. A humiliation that one of my status would stoop so low as to present himself in such a place. I was angry...very, very angry and I almost had a temper-tantrum right then and there. Uncle preserved my dignity by pulling me aside. Calmed me down. I agreed to stay, only for a while.

I chose one- a girl I mean. We talked, she danced, sang, told stories. I was quickly bored. So they gave me something to drink. Something I'd never had before but Agni was it strong.... Half a cup later I was gone. Stone drunk. All semblance of self-control gone. I don't remember much of the details but uncle tells me that my singing and dancing ability is uh.... well, there is much to be desired. Halfway through the night apparently, I thought it a good idea to start doing impersonations of uh... *blushes* things that are most definitely not appropriate for dinner-conversation. The banister, leading to the upper rooms apparently became, an area of great entertainment and the courtyard fountain an impromptu bathing area.

My 14th birthday ladies and gentleman. It may not have been the best one ever but it was certainly the most memorable.

eek eek eek eek *speechless*

WOOOOO go Sparky! *salutes and breaks out laughing* It's hard to imagine you getting that drunk! ...

...in fact, next question! To help with the visual aid, will you please drink another cup of that stuff so I can see what you act like? =D

EDIT:

Luna-Eternal

Oh yea btw.
You two should really watch this.
I cracked up.
Really.
http://go-devil-dante.deviantart.com/art/Avatar-Zuko-the-fire-lord-58128768

... is THAT what you act like?!?! rofl

[Katara daughter of Water]

MiaIkumis#1Fan

Katara daughter of Water

Zuko Prince of Fire

MiaIkumis#1Fan

Katara daughter of Water

That's what the thread is for so ask away. Don't worry, Zuko will answer. I will make sure of it.

...i forgot what it was sweatdrop

... *thinks*

Kay! I remembered now! =3

Zuko, what's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you? Please explain it in detail. =D

Oh dear. I must be honest with you and say that....the list is a long one. Looking back, I simply cannot place one as being more humiliating than the other because well...they were all sufficiently humiliating. Nevertheless, I will tell you about one of my [many] adventures that occurred during my time at sea. With my uncle. [Now if that is any indication of how these stories will go...I don't know what is. -_-;]

It was my fourteenth birthday, my first birthday since I'd left the Fire Nation and Uncle decided that it would have to be the best one yet. So, when we arrived at the nearest town we docked at one of it's many ports. Uncle took me away, refused to tell me where we were going.....When we got there.....well, the building was.... massive. Highly ornamented, obviously home to a number of wealthy patrons. But it was not a home per se. No, no no.... It was much more than that. -_-;; Uncle didn't tell me.....who lived there exactly but when we entered and I saw what was inside it became very clear to me that explanations were not at all necessary.

The main courtyard was full of...women. Everywhere. All types of women- tall, short, slender, skinny, athletic, plump, dark, light, red-haired, brown-haired..... Agni. I'd never seen so many well-dressed and beautiful women in my entire life. And they were all staring at me. [And my uncle. -_-;] Now in case you haven't guessed yet, my uncle thought that taking me to such a place [for one night] would have been a perfect present for a 14-year-old, pubescent, moody, somber boy. *sighs* He took me to a brothel, in the hope of cheering me up.

Tell me- what 14-year old, pubescent, moody and somber boy would fail to be cheered by such an opportunity? Well.....me. To me, a prince it was an affront. And insult. A humiliation that one of my status would stoop so low as to present himself in such a place. I was angry...very, very angry and I almost had a temper-tantrum right then and there. Uncle preserved my dignity by pulling me aside. Calmed me down. I agreed to stay, only for a while.

I chose one- a girl I mean. We talked, she danced, sang, told stories. I was quickly bored. So they gave me something to drink. Something I'd never had before but Agni was it strong.... Half a cup later I was gone. Stone drunk. All semblance of self-control gone. I don't remember much of the details but uncle tells me that my singing and dancing ability is uh.... well, there is much to be desired. Halfway through the night apparently, I thought it a good idea to start doing impersonations of uh... *blushes* things that are most definitely not appropriate for dinner-conversation. The banister, leading to the upper rooms apparently became, an area of great entertainment and the courtyard fountain an impromptu bathing area.

My 14th birthday ladies and gentleman. It may not have been the best one ever but it was certainly the most memorable.

eek eek eek eek *speechless*

WOOOOO go Sparky! *salutes and breaks out laughing* It's hard to imagine you getting that drunk! ...

...in fact, next question! To help with the visual aid, will you please drink another cup of that stuff so I can see what you act like? =D

EDIT:

Luna-Eternal

Oh yea btw.
You two should really watch this.
I cracked up.
Really.
http://go-devil-dante.deviantart.com/art/Avatar-Zuko-the-fire-lord-58128768

... is THAT what you act like?!?! rofl

As amusing as that would be I don't think we really need to have Zuko drink another cup of that stuff. There is no telling what he'd do. >.>

[Ishizusv]

Ok, what was that story about your 14th birthday confused ... it's kind of... worrying

Edit: actually Katara, the fact that we don't know what he could do is what makes it interesting

[Katara daughter of Water]

Ishizusv

Ok, what was that story about your 14th birthday confused ... it's kind of... worrying

Edit: actually Katara, the fact that we don't know what he could do is what makes it interesting

redface No it is certainly not gonk !

[Ishizusv]

do you have any sense of adventure? rofl

[Zuko Prince of Fire]

Katara daughter of Water

Ishizusv

Katara daughter of Water

Wow, the last pic eek Damn. The flash movie is cool though just for the awesomeness of the action sequence. The second pic of the guy is horrid honestly.

I know, the second pic is eek confused for that reason I kept searching and I found the last one sweatdrop

Mmm... Zuko, will you ever do it? ( the wishlist)

I wonder that myself confused

Ung. Someday perhaps.

[Zuko Prince of Fire]

Ishizusv

do you have any sense of adventure? rofl

*smirks*
Apparently not.

About the Deviant art link: o.O;; Now if that is what I looked like...then I may just refuse to show my face out in public ever again. -_-; [*laughs* Man, I saw that ages ago. It still makes me laugh every time.]

[Katara daughter of Water]

Zuko Prince of Fire

Ishizusv

do you have any sense of adventure? rofl

*smirks*
Apparently not.

About the Deviant art link: o.O;; Now if that is what I looked like...then I may just refuse to show my face out in public ever again. -_-; [*laughs* Man, I saw that ages ago. It still makes me laugh every time.]

Excuse me if I want to spare myself and you from the horror of you making a fool out of yourself *crosses arms and looks away*

[Zuko Prince of Fire]

Katara daughter of Water

Zuko Prince of Fire

Ishizusv

do you have any sense of adventure? rofl

*smirks*
Apparently not.

About the Deviant art link: o.O;; Now if that is what I looked like...then I may just refuse to show my face out in public ever again. -_-; [*laughs* Man, I saw that ages ago. It still makes me laugh every time.]

Excuse me if I want to spare myself and you from the horror of you making a fool out of yourself *crosses arms and looks away*

*blinks*
What? *narrows eyes* What's your problem Katara? It was, however unlikely it may be- a joke. It was a joke. Can't you take a joke Katara? *crosses his own arms*

[Katara daughter of Water]

Zuko Prince of Fire

Katara daughter of Water

Zuko Prince of Fire

Ishizusv

do you have any sense of adventure? rofl

*smirks*
Apparently not.

About the Deviant art link: o.O;; Now if that is what I looked like...then I may just refuse to show my face out in public ever again. -_-; [*laughs* Man, I saw that ages ago. It still makes me laugh every time.]

Excuse me if I want to spare myself and you from the horror of you making a fool out of yourself *crosses arms and looks away*

*blinks*
What? *narrows eyes* What's your problem Katara? It was, however unlikely it may be- a joke. It was a joke. Can't you take a joke Katara? *crosses his own arms*

You are hardly funny.

[Zuko Prince of Fire]

Katara daughter of Water

Zuko Prince of Fire

Katara daughter of Water

Zuko Prince of Fire

Ishizusv

do you have any sense of adventure? rofl

*smirks*
Apparently not.

About the Deviant art link: o.O;; Now if that is what I looked like...then I may just refuse to show my face out in public ever again. -_-; [*laughs* Man, I saw that ages ago. It still makes me laugh every time.]

Excuse me if I want to spare myself and you from the horror of you making a fool out of yourself *crosses arms and looks away*

*blinks*
What? *narrows eyes* What's your problem Katara? It was, however unlikely it may be- a joke. It was a joke. Can't you take a joke Katara? *crosses his own arms*

You are hardly funny.

*purses lips and turns slightly red*

[Katara daughter of Water]

Zuko Prince of Fire

Katara daughter of Water

Zuko Prince of Fire

Katara daughter of Water

Zuko Prince of Fire

Ishizusv

do you have any sense of adventure? rofl

*smirks*
Apparently not.

About the Deviant art link: o.O;; Now if that is what I looked like...then I may just refuse to show my face out in public ever again. -_-; [*laughs* Man, I saw that ages ago. It still makes me laugh every time.]

Excuse me if I want to spare myself and you from the horror of you making a fool out of yourself *crosses arms and looks away*

*blinks*
What? *narrows eyes* What's your problem Katara? It was, however unlikely it may be- a joke. It was a joke. Can't you take a joke Katara? *crosses his own arms*

You are hardly funny.

*purses lips and turns slightly red*

Do yourself a favor and stick to the stuff you are good at. Leave the jokes to Sokka.

[Zuko Prince of Fire]

Katara daughter of Water

Zuko Prince of Fire

Katara daughter of Water

Zuko Prince of Fire

Katara daughter of Water

Excuse me if I want to spare myself and you from the horror of you making a fool out of yourself *crosses arms and looks away*

*blinks*
What? *narrows eyes* What's your problem Katara? It was, however unlikely it may be- a joke. It was a joke. Can't you take a joke Katara? *crosses his own arms*

You are hardly funny.

*purses lips and turns slightly red*

Do yourself a favor and stick to the stuff you are good at. Leave the jokes to Sokka.

*clenches jaw*
Fine.