Ask Toph

[Dichromatic Maverick]

Toph, doth who proclaims her awesomeness to all...

(Courtesy of Katara: Thanks, Katara! You rock!)

Ask Toph

Hey, this is Toph Bei Fong, the greatest earthbender ever (nope, sissies, I ain't modest). I have noticed quite a few people have threads like this, even Zuko (no comment, but you can tell him what a burger is made out of), and I stole Katara's intro and n00b list. You ask a question I answer it. I am on everyday (sometimes I may be grounded so I will sneakily go on) and I will read every message posted on here. If you do not have a question and just want to talk, that's cool too. However, stupid sissies who want items to quest, gold, or bumps, I will crush you under an avalanche and I'm sure Katara will very happily freeze you as well.

RULES

1. No fanboy-ness, like "OMG TOPH CAN U MARRY MI". I'm not dumb.

2. No swearing, honestly.

3. You get the rest. No scamming, bumping, etc. but I'll be WATCHING...

N00bs I will crush under a avalanche (courtesy of Katara of the Water Tribe, aka Sugar Queen)
Xion Kusumi: Quest whore
Straight Edge Rocker: bump monkey
Tmotd: Poll dungeon redirector (I don't have a poll, but if he comes sneaking around)
pristinitality:bump monkey
Yasutora Sado_Chad: bump monkey
Mega Awesome pants: bump monkey
moyboy31: bump monkey
awesome31: bump monkey
MysticalXS: King of the bump monkeys
my_love_maybe_baby: charity solicitor
half_a_world_away01: charity solicitor
Newfangled Mule: bump monkey
etr626e: bump monkey
I love Chii: charity solicitor
Gooey Chan DUH: charity solicitor
dodol139: charity solicitor
marytug: Neopets advertiser
tomohisaikunno: SCAMMER
bigmoniez: solicitor
Kira attacks: bump monkey
Cherished One: flamer
MUT11NY:bump monkey
joshimun: charity solicitor
eden2540: charity solicitor
Heroin for Jesus: Swearing punk
Toph ox Earth ox bender: Profile rip off
^Seriously, sissies, can't you read? You have the privilege with your dumb seeing, USE IT!

...and yes, that's how you eat a pastel tortoiseshell. Any other questions, yer mucks? scream

[IrateFetus]

xD

[Dichromatic Maverick]

S i L K c a n d y

xD

xD isn't a question, candy.

[Pokadot Panzer]

What is the true meaning of existence?

[Dichromatic Maverick]

K R O U T O N

What is the true meaning of existence?

Cookies, metal and earthbending.

[Pokadot Panzer]

Toph Heart of Rock

K R O U T O N

What is the true meaning of existence?

Cookies, metal and earthbending.

gonk Such an otaku answer.

[MidnightArticuno]

Vote for Articuno!

How do you feel about the Zutara vs. Kataang feud?

In the Avatar Arena!!

[Dichromatic Maverick]

MidnightArticuno

Vote for Articuno!

How do you feel about the Zutara vs. Kataang feud?

In the Avatar Arena!!

Personally, I'm a Zutarian, and obviously Kataang is boring, bland, all-too-canon. I'm sure that all of us cannot predict the outcome of this feud, but be assured I will be on the Zutarians' side, with red and blue face paint smeared across my face, screaming "yin yang" at bryan and mike. rofl About the actual feuding itself, I can tell you that the canon has always started the fight between fanon and canon, and that Kataang has brought this fight upon themselves.

[AshieyuuChan]

Sis, can you tell me why green is such an awesome color? smile Sorry, I had nothing else to ask and I thought I would be random!

Good start on your thread, by the way!

[Dragon_lover_67.]

Cant you find a better outfit?(No offense because I know I look like crap at the moment.)

[Dichromatic Maverick]

Kottashi and Kuroshi

Sis, can you tell me why green is such an awesome color? smile Sorry, I had nothing else to ask and I thought I would be random!

Good start on your thread, by the way!

Green is AWESOME because of the color earth, where there are beautiful flowers and healthy layerings of dirt, with rocks I can control and crush n00bs with. XDXD

[Dichromatic Maverick]

Dragon_lover_67.

Cant you find a better outfit?(No offense because I know I look like crap at the moment.)

None taken, because this is Toph and I must suit her needs. Of course I tweaked it a little to give it my own style and if U can come up with not-too-expensive, better outfit, just say so.

[Melli3]

do you love aang? :O

[Dichromatic Maverick]

Melli3

do you love aang? :O

No! Personally, I'm a Tokka fan and I like Sokka, not twinky.