Ask the Wizard!: 9 years of questions and answers!

[Wizard Random Sempai]

Pen stabbing is less than poetic justice.

My suggestion is tie down the naysayers in the middle of a feild on a hot day and use the monocle to focus the sun into a hot point to burn their foreheads with.

[Demon]

Well I'd pay to see that.

[Wizard Random Sempai]

Yeah, Paying to see others misery is a common theme of humanity, from gladiators of Rome to the madhouse of Bedlam in London.

Isn't it great?

[SAYURi]

Demon

Say I was strolling through the park around 5am and saw a jogger. Say I killed that jogger with a machete. Where should I dispose the body?

first of all, watch out for dna tracks, lets hope its a midget with no hair and no blood is left on the crime scene.. just burn the body somewhere were other people burn things. Like in Sweden we have this celebration were you get together in front of a big fire, you could donate him as fuel?

well well I aint the killer type who killes people for no reason...

[Desna]

WizardRandom

Isn't it great?

I don't know. You're the one who's suppose to be answering the questions around here.

[Wizard Random Sempai]

Hmm...good point, but then I mean that rethorically.

[Demon]

SAYURi

first of all, watch out for dna tracks, lets hope its a midget with no hair and no blood is left on the crime scene.. just burn the body somewhere were other people burn things. Like in Sweden we have this celebration were you get together in front of a big fire, you could donate him as fuel?

well well I aint the killer type who killes people for no reason...

I didn't kill him for no reason, he looked at me funny and he was a priest!

[Desna]

Demon

SAYURi

first of all, watch out for dna tracks, lets hope its a midget with no hair and no blood is left on the crime scene.. just burn the body somewhere were other people burn things. Like in Sweden we have this celebration were you get together in front of a big fire, you could donate him as fuel?

well well I aint the killer type who killes people for no reason...

I didn't kill him for no reason, he looked at me funny and he was a priest!

He looked at you funny?! That's a good enough reason, I think.

[Wizard Random Sempai]

Well it's all justified if the preist was "coming right for you."

[Demon]

He was jogging in my direction.

Well no he wasn't but still! He did try running away too...

[Wizard Random Sempai]

::shrugs:: his fault for being too slow then

[Demon]

Oh well, it all turned out nice in the end. Unless....

[Wizard Random Sempai]

You know I really should be answering questions and not asking them, however...

Unless what?

[Demon]

Unless... well I don't know. I just said it to be suspenseful and dramatic.

[Wizard Random Sempai]

confused

Right, well, I'm up to 1000 gold now with this stunt. 400 more and I got me some glasses!