Ask the Wizard!: 9 years of questions and answers!

[Demon]

Which is why I took the time to find a smiley to express my thoughts.










*shudder*

[Wizard Random Sempai]

::nods::

Indeed,

Now enough dwelling on that, any more questions to pose to me?

[Demon]

Are dancing bananas from earth?

[Desna]

Demon

Are dancing bananas from earth?

*hugs the dancing banana*

[Wizard Random Sempai]

Well, that depends on how you think of the dancing banana.

the dancing banana as a concept indeed is from earth.

But there are no real bananas that dance, your electronic one is not a real banana, simply the image of one.

So, in short, conceptually, yes, in reality, no.

[Demon]

Damnit I love that banana! I could watch him dance for hours and never grow tired!


*giggles* Dance banana dance!

[Wizard Random Sempai]

Well, yes I'll agree that lil guy can boogie!

[Demon]

If the dancing bananas were real, the world would be a happy place.











.....or a place where everyone lives in fear and bananas rule with an iron fist!

[Wizard Random Sempai]

Hey, I thought I was supposed to give the opinions in this thread!

[Demon]

Sorry, the banana made me do it!!! o.o

[Wizard Random Sempai]

...Right.

Okay, back to the questioning.

[Desna]

*dances with the banana*

[Desna]

Okay, I've got another question.

I want to buy a monocle when I get enough money. However, some people have made fun of me and said that I'd look stupid with one. They said I should save up for bunny ears or elf ears. I like those ears, but I want a monocle.

What should I do? And would I look stupid with a monocle?

[Wizard Random Sempai]

Well, as a person working his way toward emo glasses, let me say this.

What sort of aura do you want your body to show?
Cute?
Preppy?
Sophisticated?
Silly?

Take that into account.

I don't think you'd look horrible with a monocle. Just perhaps a bit wierd. I'f you had hair covering your face I'd have advised against it.

[Desna]

Also, how should I deal with the people who made fun of my monocle idea? Demon suggested a pen stabbing.

What do you recommend?