Ask the Wizard!: 9 years of questions and answers!

[Wizard Random Sempai]

Sir-Knight

can anyone else see the little gnomes?

Yeah, they sit on people's lawns all the time!

Or they are in bizzare progressive insurance commercials.

[Bubblegum]

Thanxs mr wizard, your my hero! lol

[Wizard Random Sempai]

yay!

I'm someone's hero now!

Ah such a rewarding way of life.

[RD]

Are you really a wizard?

[Zombie Tony Blair]

I saw him pull a rabbit out of his pants

[Wizard Random Sempai]

Are you really a Residence Director?

[RD]

I am not a residence director.

[Wizard Random Sempai]

Well I am a wizard, thank you.

[V Star]

Hey Wizard!!!!!! biggrin
I must say you have a really cool outfit!!!!! cool
I love it!!!!
You character is very cool too!!!!
um...
.....
okay here's a question for yah!!!!!
(I'm bored so don't turn me into a frog or anything)
Are you like the modern Harry Potter?!!!!!
LOL
*runs away in fear of the wizard's anger*

[Wizard Random Sempai]

::Blinks at V star::

What are you talking about?

Harry Potter IS modern, that's what makes it so magical to begin with.

Anyways, don't fear my powers, I only use them for good, never touch the black magic stuff.

[Neko]

i have a question *meow*
i'm feeling hungry and bloated at the same time...why is that?
x_x

[Raistlin]

Is it possible to load two "Time Stop"-spells into the same sequencer and unleash both for double effect (double the time time is stopped, kinda) ?

> .o?

[Vil~]

the monkeys

[Vil~]

the monkeys

[Wizard Random Sempai]

Neko

i have a question *meow*
i'm feeling hungry and bloated at the same time...why is that?
x_x

You've probably reached a point of hunger where your body is already making gastric juices which are acidic enough to make you feel that way.
Eat something, it should go away.