Ask me any question about women

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[Bawful]

I will answer them 100% to the truth of truths.

[Schwarzer_Engel]

rofl

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Do they have v****a? 4laugh

[damn hot mommy]

I think I know everything there is, thanks though!!

[Vicis Apoilith]

How many of them are secretly men?

[shark party]

where do they come from crying

[The Wrathful Chizuko]

Do we get pissed off at nothing?

[Bawful]

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Do they have v****a? 4laugh

No.
Sorry to break this to you, but that's one of the many lies the media tells son.

In fact, the myth started long ago, when women were used as hunting partners. You see, they were always too small to be hunters themselves, that's why they were called huntresses, and that's also the start of the kitchen phenomenon, but i'll cover that later.

As I was saying, they were useful for lots of few things, pick up this, hand me that, go get the paper; but in one particular setting, which was a cave, the woman would get very brave and decide to lead in, and even claim the cave for herself by urinating all over.

Rambling aside, the female genitalia is nothing more than a 2 spiked claw about 3 inches below the belly button.

[Kelsey Rai]

Do you think a short stubby muscly woman with E tits is a creepy combo?

[Bawful]

Chrono.flame

How many of them are secretly men?

Ah this is the tricky part. And this you may want to try in a public setting.

To separate the boys from the men, or men from beasts, a simple conversation will get you nowhere. These predatory leaches have been around for quite some time, blending in, adapting with us, and sometimes even seeming human.

But despite this fact, their primitive urges still remain. Simply find something long, chocolate coated, and preferably shiny that will talk to you about your problems, wave it around in the air and throw it as far as you can. Chaos will ensue if you are in a mall, or one of the other breeding grounds.

shark party

where do they come from crying

Cocoa Trees.

[Bawful]

The Wrathful Chizuko

Do we get pissed off at nothing?

It's not easy to domesticate such a powerful animal.

Kelsey Rai

Do you think a short stubby muscly woman with E tits is a creepy combo?

I do actually.
It's not every day they let one of their queens off of the pregnancy throne where babies constantly pour out of their egg sacs just for a stroll around.

[Grandma Uchiha]

why do women have boobs?

[Kelsey Rai]

Thankyou!
A girl at my school is exactly that 4laugh
Shes a slappa

[Bawful]

donna-love

why do women have boobs?

To regulate gravity to the upper section.

I'd like to say that the disgusting theory about milk is a myth, but it is not.
Because like the goat, a close cousin of the "woo-man," the young feed off their mothers teet, which may or may not make sense of how liver spots turn a woman into a cow in her later days.

But on the subject of gravity, they carry so much bullshit in their feet, that every time they hit the ground, they would be dead if it weren't for the compact airbags conveniently located below the chin.

Kelsey Rai

Thankyou!
A girl at my school is exactly that 4laugh
Shes a slappa

Be sure to let the authorities know if she somehow ripps her tag out of her ear.

[Doctor Ferku]

Why do most Woo-man have small feet?