Ask a [BLANK]

[Doctrix]

I am tickled by the growing number of threads like Ask a Hare Krishna, Ask a Muslim and Ask an Atheist, and I'd love to see more. So, to encourage some more additions out of the woodwork, I'd like to pose the following to M&R:

arrow What thread would you like to see if you were to fill in the blank: Ask a(n) [BLANK]?

arrow If you want to see another "Ask a..." thread, why? Is it to clear up your confusion about a belief, to critically debate some questions you think that faith's followers have to answer or because you are considering conversion to a faith tradition and would like to know more?

arrow Would you consider starting an "Ask a..." thread about your beliefs if it were requested here? Why or why not?

[Blade Dancer]

I'd like to see an "Ask an Asexual" thread.

[Lucky~9~Lives]

Doctrix

What thread would you like to see if you were to fill in the blank: Ask a(n) [BLANK]?

A light-hearted romp involving the Wicca.

Doctrix

Would you consider starting an "Ask a..." thread about your beliefs if it were requested here? Why or why not?

No, because I'd rather people start threads with a specific topic for discussion.

[The Catfish Blues]

They would be more suited to LD.

[Fermionic]

Blade Dancer

I'd like to see an "Ask an Asexual" thread.

Why?

[Vincent the Forlorn]

Ask a two year old

[Fermionic]

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Ask a two year old

Is this not what this is?

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Ask a two year old

Is this not what this is?

No one's asked me any questions yet.

[Fermionic]

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Ask a two year old

Is this not what this is?

No one's asked me any questions yet.

That's demonstrably false.

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Fermionic

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Ask a two year old

Is this not what this is?

No one's asked me any questions yet.

That's demonstrably false.

When I'm sharing a nutrigrain bar with my nephew and my mom asks him if he's eating a nutrigrain bar with me, he still says no.

[Fermionic]

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Ask a two year old

Is this not what this is?

No one's asked me any questions yet.

That's demonstrably false.

When I'm sharing a nutrigrain bar with my nephew and my mom asks him if he's eating a nutrigrain bar with me, he still says no.

I hope that's not a euphemism.

[Vincent the Forlorn]

Fermionic

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Ask a two year old

Is this not what this is?

No one's asked me any questions yet.

That's demonstrably false.

When I'm sharing a nutrigrain bar with my nephew and my mom asks him if he's eating a nutrigrain bar with me, he still says no.

I hope that's not a euphemism.

I'm two. What's a euphemism?

[Fermionic]

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No one's asked me any questions yet.

That's demonstrably false.

When I'm sharing a nutrigrain bar with my nephew and my mom asks him if he's eating a nutrigrain bar with me, he still says no.

I hope that's not a euphemism.

I'm two. What's a euphemism?

You could guess if you like.

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Fermionic

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No one's asked me any questions yet.

That's demonstrably false.

When I'm sharing a nutrigrain bar with my nephew and my mom asks him if he's eating a nutrigrain bar with me, he still says no.

I hope that's not a euphemism.

I'm two. What's a euphemism?

You could guess if you like.

I could also call you a doody head.

[Fermionic]

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When I'm sharing a nutrigrain bar with my nephew and my mom asks him if he's eating a nutrigrain bar with me, he still says no.

I hope that's not a euphemism.

I'm two. What's a euphemism?

You could guess if you like.

I could also call you a doody head.

I'm allergic to annoying American colloquialisms, I'd beseech you not to.