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If there is no god, who makes the next kleenex pop up after you take one out?
 
     
 
Your mom.
     

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Kleenex gnomes?
 
     
 
hyperkitty180
Kleenex gnomes?

No. It's faeries. xD
     
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Soffish
If there is no god, who makes the next kleenex pop up after you take one out?

Probably the power of your idiocy, and don't tell me you don't believe in your idiocy, just because you can't see it.
 
     
 
Still waiting for a comical response.
     
Soffish
If there is no god, who makes the next kleenex pop up after you take one out?
satan :3
 
     
 
And my second guess would be:
the tissues are folded together in a way that the first one pulls out a part of the linked second one, and so on.

but that is a friggin stretch.
     
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Yea I believe your mum's mum is in charge of that. HA
 
     

 
kyubimaster
Soffish
If there is no god, who makes the next kleenex pop up after you take one out?
satan :3

Close. But doesn't satan do things to inhibit production? Satan wants us to have runny noses.
     
The trolls of Gaia! They are all snot rags anywhoo so they push them out!
 
     
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Soffish
kyubimaster
Soffish
If there is no god, who makes the next kleenex pop up after you take one out?
satan :3

Close. But doesn't satan do things to inhibit production? Satan wants us to have runny noses.
step 1: pop up the next kleenex
step 2: ???????
step 3: PROFIT
     
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O-o damn your dumb

When you pull one tissue out, the other is to follow because of a small gravitational pull.
 
     
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Kori_Okami
 
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And my second guess would be:
the tissues are folded together in a way that the first one pulls out a part of the linked second one, and so on.

but that is a friggin stretch.


Science! It boggles the mind.
     
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Kori_Okami
O-o damn your dumb

When you pull one tissue out, the other is to follow because of a small gravitational pull.


LOL!
yes, gravity pulls up.
Very nice genius.

Do you seriously not know how kleenexes pull up, or are you just acting dumb?
 
     
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