"Hmm, let's see here. I think the password was 'ilovecutebunnies'... Okay, I'm in. 'I worship Satan and all his little devils, and soon I will kidnap and rape her mom and sacrifice her to Baal.'? HE WORSHIPS SATAN AND ALL HIS LITTLE DEVILS, AND WILL KIDNAP AND RAPE MY MOM AND SACRIFICE HER TO BAAL?!?!?!?!? gonkgonk"
She didn't get any sleep this night, and she was pissed as hell in the morning. We almost cancelled christmas over it. Stupid girl. None of this will matter when the Dark Lord arrives.