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Hi guys do u need gold r u desperate well you've come to the right place. I'm here giving away 11k to the person who can make the funniest joke that makes me laugh so hard I would get a stomach ache. The rules are that u can make any kind of joke including yo momma's or chicken crossing the rode or knock knock joke or whatever just Make Me Laugh. If your the winner you will get a message from me and a trade request of 11k!!!!!!! If your lucky you will get more than 11k it's my choice so get off that couch or floor or chair or whatever MAKE ME LAUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry this forum post is closed for the rest of the year sorry. I hope you guys can understand, Thank you.
 
     

Alexandria2302
Alexandria2302
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life is a joke
     
Do videos count?
this makes me lol every time.

oh and wrong forum. C:
 
     
http://i38.tinypic.com/59t44p.jpg
    Oh, I love you more today than yesterday
    But, darling, not as much as tomorrow

BUMP HERE IF I GLOW
 
what did the left butt-cheek say to the right butt-cheek??

we gotta stop this sh*t
     
chucky531
A Woman Was going to the Hospital ready to deliver her Baby.The doctor said he made a machine to give part of the pain to the husband. The Husband then decided to go ahead and try it out. The doctor set the machine on LOW. The Husband seemes fine. He then Cranked it up to MEDIUM. The Husband once again seemed fine. The doctor then was VERY confused about what had happened. The Wife delivered a Healthy normal baby with no pain just like the husband, But when they got home The found the Mail man Dead.
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
 
     
 
i will try A TURTLE IS CROSSING THE STREET AND GETS MUGGED BY TWO SNAILS WHEN THE POLICE SHOW UP ONE OF THEM SAYS TO THE TURTLE DO U REMEMBER ANYTHING THAT HAPPEND THE TURTLE SAYS NO WAY IT HAPPEND TO FAST the end?? is that funny?? mrgreen
     
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Alexandria2302
Hi guys do u need gold r u desperate well you've come to the right place. I'm here giving away 11k to the person who can make the funniest joke that makes me laugh so hard I would get a stomach ache. The rules are that u can make any kind of joke including yo momma's or chicken crossing the rode or knock knock joke or whatever just Make Me Laugh. If your the winner you will get a message from me and a trade request of 11k!!!!!!! If your lucky you will get more than 11k it's my choice so get off that couch or floor or chair or whatever MAKE ME LAUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

does that include dirty jokes cuz i dont wanna offend u or anything and im not a perv even tho that wld be gay if i was but i kno a lot of dirty jokes
     
There are three guys, a black guy, a white guy, and an asian, going into heaven. they need a combined p***s length of 20 inches to get in. the black guy had 12 inches, so they had 12 inches so far. the white guy had 7 inches so they had 19 inches so far. the asian had 1 inch so they had 20 inches and could enter. when they got in, the black guy turns aroundand says "you guys are lucky i had 12 inches" the white guy says "you guys are lucky i had 7 inches" the asian says "you guys are lucky i had a boner"

makes me laugh every time.
 
     
Je suis canadien
Je parle un peu de francais
Je ne t'aime pas
я - ваш товарищ, ваш друг

"A moment wasted is not wasted if you enjoyed wasting it."
-John Lennon
 
Three men are standing on top of the Empire States building. One turns to the other and brings him to the edge, saying,
"You know this building was architecturally designed so if you jump off, halfway down you'll float right back up to the top again?" Skeptical, the other man shakes his head, and the first laughs. Much to his disbelief, he then says, "All right then, I'll show you."
The man jumps off the building and true to his word, when he was halfway down he flew all the way back up again. Astounded, the second cries,
"No way! Let me try." He jumps, falls all the way to the bottom and hits the ground. The third man walks over and takes a look, before turning to the second and says,

"You're an a*****e when you're drunk, Superman."
     
President Obama's Career
 
     
 
Kitten Affliction
Three men are standing on top of the Empire States building. One turns to the other and brings him to the edge, saying,
"You know this building was architecturally designed so if you jump off, halfway down you'll float right back up to the top again?" Skeptical, the other man shakes his head, and the first laughs. Much to his disbelief, he then says, "All right then, I'll show you."
The man jumps off the building and true to his word, when he was halfway down he flew all the way back up again. Astounded, the second cries,
"No way! Let me try." He jumps, falls all the way to the bottom and hits the ground. The third man walks over and takes a look, before turning to the second and says,

"You're an a*****e when you're drunk, Superman."


i Lol'ed at this one
     
There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a p***s sitting around talking about how their lives sucked. The cucumber says "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad." The pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a jar." The p***s looks at him and says, "You think you have it rough? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a plastic bag over my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up all over myself and pass out!"
 
     


 
PoetryGirl93
There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a p***s sitting around talking about how their lives sucked. The cucumber says "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad." The pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a jar." The p***s looks at him and says, "You think you have it rough? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a plastic bag over my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up all over myself and pass out!"


this one isnt funny i am POSITIVE that mine was funnier
     
a blond joke NO OFFENCE TO BLONDS theres this blond girl who got really mad and decided to comite suicide so she went to the hardware store and got a rope then she went to the park to murder herself so she tied the rope around herself and a man walked by and asked what she was doing she said comiting suicide silly and he said then why do you have the rope around your arm instead of your neck and she said then i couldnt breath!! lol lol rofl
 
     
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