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Post: 64049427_1 created on Sun, 08 Aug 2010 03:19:52 +0000
Posted: Sun, 08 Aug 2010 03:19:52 +0000

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Have you heard? People who quest are MOTHERF❤CKING ADVENTURERS.

Everyone else is an NPC. Do you want to be background scenery? I DID NOT THINK SO.

So it is I! I who quest for things! An adventurer of Aquarium Dolphins! 17 to be exact. At current market prices (700,000 * 17) that's 11,900,000.

HOW THIS WILL BENEFIT THE GAIAN COMMUNITY AS A WHOLE AND WHAT I DID ON MY SUMMER VACATION

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I will get rich. You will also get rich. We will both play Booty Grab all summer, avarice shining madly in our eyes!

The economy may become slightly inflated.

Introduction (you're reading it!) | Rules | Procedure | Thank yous | Links

* ISAIAH MUSTAFA YOU STOLE MY WORDS AND MY HORSE DON'T YOU LIE TO ME YOUNG MAN

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Post: 64049427_2 created on Sun, 08 Aug 2010 03:20:13 +0000
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I DON'T KNOW WHY I WOULD NEED TO TELL YOU HOW TO GIVE ME MONEY. BUT IT SEEMS TO BE THE THING TO DO THESE DAYS.

Don't be a d**k in my thread. You know what I mean.

YEAH THAT'S ABOUT IT.

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Post: 64049427_3 created on Sun, 08 Aug 2010 03:20:23 +0000
Posted: Sun, 08 Aug 2010 03:20:23 +0000

You want to donate? You rock! Just post in this thread that you intend to do so. Yay forms! Try this one:

I TOO AM A MOTHERF❤CKING ADVENTURER ROYAL AND I AM SENDING YOU MONEY RIGHT NOW

[color=darkred][size=24]I TOO AM A MOTHERF❤CKING [strike]ADVENTURER[/strike] ROYAL AND I AM SENDING YOU MONEY RIGHT NOW[/size][/color]

Initiate a trade and write "Your quest" as the subject. (Sometimes the number of threads I keep track of gets a little crazy. This makes it easier to keep up with what's going on.)
I know, I know. I suck at being a conversationalist in my own threads, especially when RL swamps me under. You're welcome to friend me and leave comments on my profile at any time, that's the best way to get in touch with me.
By the way if you were interested (you totally are right?) I send all donations to a mule I have that's basically my bank account so I'm not tempted to impulse spend it. Your donations will not go to waste.
Um, yeah. I'm not really into contests. Stay tuned though, maybe I'll change my mind.

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Post: 64049427_4 created on Sun, 08 Aug 2010 03:20:34 +0000
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Big ups to these guys.

Charities

Donors

Bumpers

I am not looking for bumpers, but for anyone who comes along and gets chatty once in a while (again the best way to get in touch with me is as a friend on my profile), know that I keep you in my thoughts and prayers and I will consider the faint possibility of my panties as well.

(Extremely loquacious people upgrade their possibilities, I should think.)

Linkers

You'd like to link me? Excellent!

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Post: 64049427_5 created on Sun, 08 Aug 2010 03:20:57 +0000
Posted: Sun, 08 Aug 2010 03:20:57 +0000

In alphabetical order because I'm picky like that.

Motherf❤cking adventurers!

vampyer seeks a Nitemare Scarf

Others!

Christmas Charity, THE
Kyoya-sama's Mini-Charity